What you need:
40 pixie sticks
4 cups redbull
4 cups mountain dew
3 cups vodka
Mix all but pixie sticks in jug.
Find awesomely bad pic of honey booboo's mom and tape onto jug.
Before pouring shots into shot glass, line rim with pixie stick.
Wha-la! Not only will you be bouncin off the walls, you will catch a good buzz!