quote: strangled 8 kids at Chuck E Cheese last night.
quote:With the rising amounts of obesity in children these days I bet you had to use two hands instead of just one for some of them didn't you?
quote:Well at least you didn't have to worry about them being too fast and running away from you.
quote:I have a magnet on my fridge that says "Fat people are harder to kidnap"
quote:One was in a Walmart scooter.