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DollaChoppa  North Carolina St. Fan LSU Alumnus. NC State Grad Student. Member since May 2008 70558 posts

| re: GMT - FootballDay (Posted on 10/6/12 at 9:59 am to genro)
I did a year at college where I met a lot of chicks. One night me and my buddy/roommate Mark were partying at a frat and there was this girl I knew from one of my classes that I had been flirting with some. She wasn't very hot but had a nice arse and huge tits I wanted to touch so bad. I grabbed a beer and went up to her and started making small talk. I don't think she knew anyone at the party, she was really happy to see me and we talked and she kept touching my shoulder and arm. Mark came over eventually and I was confused because she was flirting with both of us, had her hands all over both of us. We drank more and all got real drunk. The frat party was getting lame so I invited her back to our place to smoke with us. At this point we're all three sloppy drunk and she's giving us both kisses on the cheeks keeps rubbing my back and mark's shoulders and is hanging off both of us. At this point I figured one of us was going to get laid and even if it's Mark, maybe I'd get to watch. We got back to the room and packed a bowl. She was sitting on Mark's lap at this point and stroking his hair while I took the first hit. We passed the bowl back and forth and she was telling us about how she's never done it with two guys at once. Feeling horny, drunk and stoned, I told her I was game for trying this. Mark was a little hesitant and said he didn't know. She took off his shirt and started sucking on his neck while she straddled him. I came up behind her and reached up her shirt and finally got to grab her nice tits. We moved it to the bed as she took turns making out with each of us while the other felt her tits up. Mark loosened up a bit and was getting into it, he pulled her pants down and started to finger her. She undid my pants and started to give me a handjob, and then Mark's pants with the other hand. My handjob led to a blowjob. As I laid back and started to really enjoy it, I noticed Mark sitting there alone, and he was a little bit out of it. Here's where it got weird. I ain't gay, but I like giving blowjobs. I felt bad for Mark, so I turned myself around so I could reach over and blow him. I started to suck on it and he seemed to go with it for a little bit. Then, all the sudden he pulled his dick out of my mouth and punched me in the face. I was bleeding out my nose and she stopped blowing me. Mark was yelling like a lunatic and I was bleeding pretty heavy from my nose. She grabbed her shirt and left pretty quick. I got dressed and went to the bathroom to get some tissue for my nose while Mark kept yelling at me. Things were awkward the next day, but we're cool now. I saw that girl twice afterwards, and she avoided me each time. I think Mark and I turned her off to group sex.
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lsunurse  LSU Fan Scottsdale, AZ Member since Dec 2005 66419 posts

| re: GMT - FootballDay (Posted on 10/6/12 at 9:59 am to The Future)
Future 
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Aspercel  LSU Fan Member since Jan 2009 34296 posts

| re: GMT - FootballDay (Posted on 10/6/12 at 10:00 am to genro)
It's my phone because it is doing it on other sites too. I've had to flip the airplane mode switch about 20 times already today. Hi futch!
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genro  Penn Fan Literally unbannable Member since Nov 2011 18678 posts
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| re: GMT - FootballDay (Posted on 10/6/12 at 10:00 am to DollaChoppa)
I saw that thread. So much WTF
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CoCo311  LSU Fan Member since Jun 2012 6233 posts
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| re: GMT - FootballDay (Posted on 10/6/12 at 10:03 am to DollaChoppa)
WTF?
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ArRazElle  Alabama Fan Member since Sep 2012 3862 posts

| re: GMT - FootballDay (Posted on 10/6/12 at 10:08 am to DollaChoppa)
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DollaChoppa
Errrrrrrr.....
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Bullfrog  LSU Fan LTI Member since Jul 2010 8467 posts
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| re: GMT - FootballDay (Posted on 10/6/12 at 10:09 am to DollaChoppa)
First DillPickle. Now you. 
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bigberg2000  LSU Fan baton rouge, from chalmette Member since Sep 2005 38821 posts

| re: GMT - FootballDay (Posted on 10/6/12 at 10:10 am to DollaChoppa)
Someone posted that already.
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DollaChoppa  North Carolina St. Fan LSU Alumnus. NC State Grad Student. Member since May 2008 70558 posts

| re: GMT - FootballDay (Posted on 10/6/12 at 10:11 am to bigberg2000)
I just read it on deadspin
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lsu31always  Southern Miss Fan Team 31™ Member since Jan 2008 90755 posts
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| re: GMT - FootballDay (Posted on 10/6/12 at 10:12 am to lsunurse)
I saw Cinderella in a party dress
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longhorn22 Nicholls St. Fan Member since Jan 2007 29538 posts
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| re: GMT - FootballDay (Posted on 10/6/12 at 10:18 am to bigberg2000)
damn might actually have to work now. a barge hit our work on the river. might mess me up trying to get out of here around 1 
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lsunurse  LSU Fan Scottsdale, AZ Member since Dec 2005 66419 posts

| re: GMT - FootballDay (Posted on 10/6/12 at 10:20 am to lsu31always)
But she was looking for a nightgown Just checked weather....fingerscrossed it stays this way, but looks like nothing but sunshine next Saturday!!!
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lsu31always  Southern Miss Fan Team 31™ Member since Jan 2008 90755 posts
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| re: GMT - FootballDay (Posted on 10/6/12 at 10:22 am to lsunurse)
Did my invite get lost in the mail?
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lsunurse  LSU Fan Scottsdale, AZ Member since Dec 2005 66419 posts

| re: GMT - FootballDay (Posted on 10/6/12 at 10:23 am to lsu31always)
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Did my invite get lost in the mail?
Nah I told Butters that you and Hat were gonna visit him in AZ
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Aspercel  LSU Fan Member since Jan 2009 34296 posts

| re: GMT - FootballDay (Posted on 10/6/12 at 10:24 am to lsu31always)
Wanna go crash it with me? 
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When in Rome  USA Fan Telegraph Road Member since Jan 2011 21187 posts
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| re: GMT - FootballDay (Posted on 10/6/12 at 10:24 am to Coater)
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damn korkstand is trying to kill that help board thread.
I'm pissed. I might put poison in his drink next time I am out and someone tells me who he is :giggle:
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lsu31always  Southern Miss Fan Team 31™ Member since Jan 2008 90755 posts
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| re: GMT - FootballDay (Posted on 10/6/12 at 10:26 am to Aspercel)
Are you okay with riding with I am Hat and I? ETA: You are a lying sack of shit, you have work next Saturday
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Aspercel  LSU Fan Member since Jan 2009 34296 posts

| re: GMT - FootballDay (Posted on 10/6/12 at 10:28 am to lsu31always)
I'm off now. For reals. Got off for anniversary to try to take boy to the game, but he may be stuck in Oklahoma.
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Lithium  South Alabama Fan Member since Dec 2004 41385 posts

| re: GMT - FootballDay (Posted on 10/6/12 at 10:37 am to lsu31always)
Morning everybody Air lithium leaving BTR
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lsunurse  LSU Fan Scottsdale, AZ Member since Dec 2005 66419 posts

| re: GMT - FootballDay (Posted on 10/6/12 at 10:40 am to Lithium)
Hey Lith! Are you gonna be affected any by the recent LSU health stuff(don't you work at the Earl occasionally?)
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