quote:Me and you in stripper shoes is a recipe for disaster. It screams ER visit!
quote:I'd be more worried about the many others schlongs that have been in her mouth before you kissed her
quote: that run I need to make to Intercoastal Tarps on the way home......
quote:From the scissoring right?
quote:Sure, if that's what works for you.
quote:Meaning, will you wear the same stuff for multiple men, or does it get retired after a long-term relationship?
quote:liquored up just so you don't have to avert your eyes.
quote:Gets retired. Likely thrown away
quote:Yes, from the scissoring.