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| re: Worst Movie of All-Time Thread (Posted on 10/4/12 at 9:51 am to fightin tigers)
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Master of Disguise. Only movie I have ever walked out on.
I was about to post this, and I'm surprised it took me 3 pages to find it. I always heard about how bad it was, and honestly I thought it was hyperbole. No. It's not. Even my son, who was three at the time, looked at me and said "Dad, let's watch something else." He laughs at the dumbest stuff. He didn't laugh once.
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Zamoro10
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| re: Worst Movie of All-Time Thread (Posted on 10/4/12 at 10:21 am to Patrick O Rly)
Worst movie isn't necessarily technically bad or terrible acting or even terrible story. Those movies are easy to name.
But the movie just reeks of other things - making you wonder who the audience is? It's bad despite being competently made by a good director or well acted.
Passage to India (David Lean)
The Other Sister (Diane Keaton)
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| re: Worst Movie of All-Time Thread (Posted on 10/4/12 at 10:23 am to Zamoro10)
A movie with gangs who use dance dance revolution to settle their problems? Did those 3 jokers in the rejected scripts okay that idea?
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| re: Worst Movie of All-Time Thread (Posted on 10/4/12 at 12:12 pm to Gen Ed PhD)
Birdemic: Shock and Terror
Link to the full movie on YouTube. It's worse quality than The Room and has a greater So Bad It's Hilarious factor.
Watched it with RiffTrax (guys who used to do Mystery Science Theater) a couple of years ago...it's by far the worst movie they've ever riffed.
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Macintosh504 
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| re: Worst Movie of All-Time Thread (Posted on 10/4/12 at 12:19 pm to Gen Ed PhD)
Spy Kids 3D - Game Over
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Thracken13 
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| re: Worst Movie of All-Time Thread (Posted on 10/4/12 at 12:58 pm to Bayouadrink)
Ultraviolet
Battlefield Earth
Dreamcatcher
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alajones
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| re: Worst Movie of All-Time Thread (Posted on 10/4/12 at 1:05 pm to Patrick O Rly)
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Master of Disguise
I can't believe Carvey even got someone to produce that movie. His schtick was so out of date by that time. It always amazes that movies like that get released but Crazy Heart was nearly a straight to DVD movie.
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| re: Worst Movie of All-Time Thread (Posted on 10/4/12 at 1:07 pm to alajones)
"How Beer Pong saved my Life"
Its on Netflix and it is awful. So awful.
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alajones
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| re: Worst Movie of All-Time Thread (Posted on 10/4/12 at 1:08 pm to Thracken13)
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Ultraviolet
Battlefield Earth
Dreamcatcher
I haven't seen Battlefield Earth but the other two are spot on. I really wanted to see Dreamcatcher too. Without the aliens stuff it probably isn't so bad. The cast is loaded also. Certainly not worst of all time, but definitely "How did they screw this up" realm.
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Thracken13
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| re: Worst Movie of All-Time Thread (Posted on 10/4/12 at 1:23 pm to alajones)
agreed.
I expected a lot more from dreamcatcher and was so sorely dissapointed. but really, when it really comes down to it - i think its the source material versus who directs it.
Stephen King stories are either great adaptations to film, or way off in the opposite spectrum.
the Mist was great (imho) and i felt Darabont did a great job on it. Kujo was great for its time, and to an extent it still holds up.
Dreamcatcher was terrible, Tommy Knockers (while ok for a TV series) was just bad as well.
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alajones
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| re: Worst Movie of All-Time Thread (Posted on 10/4/12 at 1:28 pm to Thracken13)
The best parts of it was watching Timothy Olyphant find stuff and watching Major Winters move stuff around inside his brain.
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| re: Worst Movie of All-Time Thread (Posted on 10/4/12 at 1:43 pm to alajones)
Gummo (1997)
Absolutely Horrible 
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BennyAndTheInkJets 
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| re: Worst Movie of All-Time Thread (Posted on 10/4/12 at 2:27 pm to la_birdman)
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The only thing I liked about Jaws the Revenge was seeing the water, since it was filmed in the Bahamas. The rest of it is bad.
I thought Jaws 3-D was 10000x worse than Jaws the Revenge. Probably the worst movie Dennis Quaid has ever been in.
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Skywalker
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She's So Lovely...worst movie i've spent money on.
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fleaux
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| re: Worst Movie of All-Time Thread (Posted on 10/4/12 at 4:26 pm to Skywalker)
What could be worse than Caddyshack 2????
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MFn GIMP
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| re: Worst Movie of All-Time Thread (Posted on 10/4/12 at 4:50 pm to K9)
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The Room
You're tearing me apart by saying this is the worst movie of all time.
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JombieZombie 
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| re: Worst Movie of All-Time Thread (Posted on 10/4/12 at 4:55 pm to Gen Ed PhD)
Anyone who lists Blue Velvet, Solaris or Punch Drunk Love should be excluded from this type of discussion.
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Bankshot 
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| re: Worst Movie of All-Time Thread (Posted on 10/4/12 at 5:07 pm to lsuin92)
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watched the last half-hour of Val Kilmer's "Batman Forever" last night, and was stunned at how completely awful it was.
The last 30-45 minutes of Batman Forever are bad, but Batman and Robin is just bad the whole way through.
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Bankshot
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| re: Worst Movie of All-Time Thread (Posted on 10/4/12 at 5:12 pm to la_birdman)
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Jaws the Revenge
Easily the worst sequel ever made when compared to the original. Shark follows Brody's widow from New England to the Bahamas (seriously). Shark gets stabbed by the boat in the finale.
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BennyAndTheInkJets
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| re: Worst Movie of All-Time Thread (Posted on 10/4/12 at 5:34 pm to Bankshot)
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Easily the worst sequel ever made when compared to the original. Shark follows Brody's widow from New England to the Bahamas (seriously). Shark gets stabbed by the boat in the finale.
I don't think anybody really appreciates how unbelievably awful the ending for Jaws 3 was.
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