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| We May Need Some New Topics of Interest on the OT. (Posted on 10/1/12 at 7:56 pm)
frick Mark Zuckerberg.
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TH03 
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| re: We May Need Some New Topics of Interest on the OT. (Posted on 10/1/12 at 8:01 pm to Hugo Stiglitz)
I need to be reminded daily that a joke of a legal judge is being paid more than I can dream of being paid
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| re: We May Need Some New Topics of Interest on the OT. (Posted on 10/1/12 at 8:01 pm to TH03)
 #1 reason for this thread.
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| re: We May Need Some New Topics of Interest on the OT. (Posted on 10/1/12 at 8:02 pm to Hugo Stiglitz)
I figured
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| re: We May Need Some New Topics of Interest on the OT. (Posted on 10/1/12 at 8:10 pm to TH03)
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I need to be reminded daily that a joke of a legal judge is being paid more than I can dream of being paid
Supply and demand. People like watching old Jewish ladies scream at people.
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| re: We May Need Some New Topics of Interest on the OT. (Posted on 10/1/12 at 8:26 pm to Hugo Stiglitz)
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frick no, I'm playing enough lurkers as it is
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| re: We May Need Some New Topics of Interest on the OT. (Posted on 10/1/12 at 8:28 pm to Paige)
Lol. Where you been today Paige
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| re: We May Need Some New Topics of Interest on the OT. (Posted on 10/1/12 at 8:29 pm to TH03)
Working. Actual work. bullshite
I'm bout to catch up on my games. So you can resume kicking my ass
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Hugo Stiglitz
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| re: We May Need Some New Topics of Interest on the OT. (Posted on 10/1/12 at 8:29 pm to Paige)
not my problem
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| re: We May Need Some New Topics of Interest on the OT. (Posted on 10/1/12 at 8:30 pm to Paige)
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| re: We May Need Some New Topics of Interest on the OT. (Posted on 10/1/12 at 10:17 pm to Hugo Stiglitz)
I want more employee spotlights on the help board.
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| re: We May Need Some New Topics of Interest on the OT. (Posted on 10/1/12 at 11:02 pm to Hugo Stiglitz)
My sig pic is worth a topic of its own.
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| re: We May Need Some New Topics of Interest on the OT. (Posted on 10/1/12 at 11:39 pm to Hugo Stiglitz)
Dear Help Board Hugo,
Is there such a thing as helping too much?
Signed,
Pectus
P.S. Just because I'm a virgin doesn't mean that I don't know about female anatomy and physiology. I do have a degree in biology.
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| re: We May Need Some New Topics of Interest on the OT. (Posted on 10/1/12 at 11:44 pm to Hugo Stiglitz)
Kentucky Single Mom Dances Gangnam Style In Kitchen After Latest iPhone Game Covers 100% Road Kill Abortion Costs In France.
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| re: We May Need Some New Topics of Interest on the OT. (Posted on 10/2/12 at 12:38 am to InVolNerable)
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I want more employee spotlights on the help board.
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| re: We May Need Some New Topics of Interest on the OT. (Posted on 10/2/12 at 1:33 am to Hugo Stiglitz)
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Please feel free to add nominations...
Tech anything!
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Hugo Stiglitz
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| re: We May Need Some New Topics of Interest on the OT. (Posted on 10/2/12 at 6:23 am to Pectus)
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P.S. Just because I'm a virgin doesn't mean that I don't know about female anatomy and physiology. I do have a degree in biology.
How presumptuous of me...
What would be your go to method of getting a lady to climax? (No toys or electronics, that's cheating)
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| re: We May Need Some New Topics of Interest on the OT. (Posted on 10/2/12 at 7:19 am to Hugo Stiglitz)
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How presumptuous of me...
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What would be your go to method of getting a lady to climax? (No toys or electronics, that's cheating)
You phrased that in a way that's not biology!
But I'll give it my best. Women can't stand being teased or not being touched, so all my advancing would be incremental to where she understood that I was going there then stopped, but each time got progressively closer. What I'm talking about is my hands would explore closer and closer to her nether regions. When I get down to her underwear I might just play with the elastic then that's it. I'll be driving her out of her mind then because we'll be kissing during all of this. I'm gearing her up...so she's pretty wet just anticipating. Then when she thinks that all is lost, I slip my long fingers that are fitting to a 6'4" male deep inside her and show her the slow and fast retracting speeds. I gauge the speed on her reaction.
So that'll get both internal and external orgasms going and I didn't even get a chance to taste it or put my dick in it. It's cool though because I know how to love a woman enough to make her cum just by giving her the attention she deserves. Ladies first.
Don't mind me though. I figured out something that's so easy on my first go while other guys try and try to get a girl really into them and fail every time. They can't focus because they are too about themselves. It's easy for me because I listen and pay attention and am not worried about getting mine. I know it will come in due time. So while you guys are focused about getting pussy, putting it on a pedestal like it's the only thing that makes your life complete yet you've never been complete because you have no substance, I just have to treat a girl like she wants to be treated and go off and do my own thing and work on the things that are more important in this life than getting your rocks off with random girls that I'll never talk to again.
INB4 :pectus:. You better not though, Hugo. I did this fun thing for you because I like you as a poster.
TL;DR You better read because you're on a message board.
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| re: We May Need Some New Topics of Interest on the OT. (Posted on 10/2/12 at 7:36 am to Pectus)
That sounds like you stole it straight outta some book with Fabio on the cover.
That may work (in theory) but the teasing can only go so far before she gets anxious and says "get inside me"
That is the point, my friend, where your inexperience will do you in. You will be so excited to hear those wonderful words that you will have no choice but to penetrate without the proper protection, "just for a little bit", as we all have said. Upon entering the cave of wonders and experiencing the moist, warm, taught spectacularity that is woman for the first time, you will be outmatched and done before you even really begin. It will be this moment that you remember about the unopened condom in your back pocket.
Sure you can pray and hope, and you may even consider that "special Plan"... Not A or C, but in two weeks, you will get that crying phone call where she says she is late. And this is all because you try and tease her on your first go. Be a man and tell that first lady you plan on having sex with that you need a couple practice swings before you are ready to step up to the plate.
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| re: We May Need Some New Topics of Interest on the OT. (Posted on 10/2/12 at 7:51 am to Displaced)
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