How presumptuous of me...
What would be your go to method of getting a lady to climax? (No toys or electronics, that's cheating)
You phrased that in a way that's not biology!
But I'll give it my best. Women can't stand being teased or not being touched, so all my advancing would be incremental to where she understood that I was going there then stopped, but each time got progressively closer. What I'm talking about is my hands would explore closer and closer to her nether regions. When I get down to her underwear I might just play with the elastic then that's it. I'll be driving her out of her mind then because we'll be kissing during all of this. I'm gearing her up...so she's pretty wet just anticipating. Then when she thinks that all is lost, I slip my long fingers that are fitting to a 6'4" male deep inside her and show her the slow and fast retracting speeds. I gauge the speed on her reaction.
So that'll get both internal and external orgasms going and I didn't even get a chance to taste it or put my dick in it. It's cool though because I know how to love a woman enough to make her cum just by giving her the attention she deserves. Ladies first.
Don't mind me though. I figured out something that's so easy on my first go while other guys try and try to get a girl really into them and fail every time. They can't focus because they are too about themselves. It's easy for me because I listen and pay attention and am not worried about getting mine. I know it will come in due time. So while you guys are focused about getting pussy, putting it on a pedestal like it's the only thing that makes your life complete yet you've never been complete because you have no substance, I just have to treat a girl like she wants to be treated and go off and do my own thing and work on the things that are more important in this life than getting your rocks off with random girls that I'll never talk to again.
INB4 :pectus:. You better not though, Hugo. I did this fun thing for you because I like you as a poster. TL;DR You better read because you're on a message board.