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DestrehanTiger
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There is already plenty of evidence that it was Euron (woods witch dream, him showing up immediately after, etc) but I noticed a small one in an early Theon chapter in AFFC. Theon is worried on his return to Pyke about being murdered. Then he reassures himself that the only Greyjoys murdered on Pyke are killed by their brothers and both of his are dead. I felt like that was a subtle foreshadow of Balon's death thanks to Euron.





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I think one of Dany's visions in the House of the Undying she saw a faceless man on a bridge.





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putt23
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Saying Sam will be maester got me thinking who will run everything.

King Jon married to Val?

Bran Tyrion the hand?

Tyrion casterly rock?

Rickon winter fell?

Sansa the vale?

Theon some friggin way does something redeeming and gets the isles or his sister?

Who's getting what?






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CottonWasKing
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This is GRRM we're talking about here everyone you just listed will probably be dead





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Valar Morghulis

Which translates as "dem mofo's gonna die!".

Theon - gonna die
Lannisters - gonna die
Bran - good as dead. He's not leaving the World Web Weirwood.
Arya - might never be Arya again.
Dany, Jon, Aegon(s), Sansa, et al - mostly gonna die.

Only Rickon is safe. There will always be a Stark in Winterfell.






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The person who I think is most likely to die is Sam. Just think about it. The whole last page was a discussion on where Sam ends up. It never crossed anybody's mind that he would die. Since he is so unlikely to die, I'm thinking he will. I'm just hoping he dies doing something heroic.





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The person who I think is most likely to die is Sam. Just think about it. The whole last page was a discussion on where Sam ends up. It never crossed anybody's mind that he would die. Since he is so unlikely to die, I'm thinking he will. I'm just hoping he dies doing something heroic.




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putt23
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I hope they all don't die, but you're right cotton, 75 percent of them could. Still though, who gets what





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Watch everyone die and Ramsay and cersei are left on the throne together.....

This thread would fricking explode

Well except for random numbers' sick arse he'd be over there playing with his member






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I hope Jaime kills Cersei

Ramsay I hope goes out in some amazingly terrible way. It'd be cool if a dragon melts his skin off, or torn to bits by wolves.

Maybe Theon will get to stab him






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The Targaryns win the Iron Throne.

However, I don't agree with the more popular Dany + Jon = 4 ever.

My crackpot theory is that Aegon VI, Dany, and Jon will rule as a triumvirate. And they will unite the seven kingdoms in The Great Other's War. Which somewhat parallels the story of Aegon The Conqueror, Rhaenys and Visenya, and their three dragons.

Sansa will learn to play the game of thrones and may be part of this equation. She will be the downfall of Littlefinger. :irony:

Rickon gets Winterfell by default.

House Lannister will be wiped out. :irony:

Arya will never be Arya again.

Bran will take the place of Bloodraven.

Stannis is the last of the five kings to die. Lord Gendry of Storm's End?

Davos, the Cleganes, Theon, Jorah, Brienne, the Reeds, Doran, Arianne, Sand Snakes, Victarion, Euron, Asha, the Boltons, Connington, Selmy, The Blackfish: All die.

Valar morghulis






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I hope they all don't die, but...who gets what

Great question. It's hard to speculate because there are some many key players and places.

Where would you like to start?

(See my theory on the Iron Throne in the post above)






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if something happens to Arya or Tyrion, George better move to protective custody because people would be hunting him down.





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Chris4x4gill2
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Arya/Nymeria - kills Ramsey.

Theon - gonna die

Victorian - rule over the iron isles but be a subject of the king/ throne

Rickon - Winterfell

Tyrion - Hand of the king / Lord of Caterly Rock

Jamie - Dead

Cersie - Dead by Jamie

Tommen - dead

Jora - dead

Selemy - ? return to kingsguard? probably dead

Sansa - turns tables on Littlefinger - not sure where that leaves her in the GoT though.

Jon - ? On the throne? King in the North / or King of Seven Kingdoms? King beyond the Wall?

Dani - returns to westeros w/ dragons but does not end up as ruler

Aegon - dead






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Chris4x4gill2
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to add to above - I got sidetracked

Who will rule what?


Vale - Harry the Heir, married to Sansa who is really running the show. Her son will be named Eddard.

Riverrun - Edmure Tully - still alive but prisoner at Casterly Rock

Casterly Rock - Tyrion

Winterfell - Rickon (the one everyone agrees on I think)

Storms End - Gendry / Arya

Kings Landing - ? Jon / Dani ? neither

Highgarden - I think the Tyrells stay in power here not sure wich ones are left though.

Iron Isles - Victarion

Dorne - Martells still in power

Beyond The Wall - wall comes down, but far north still land of the wildlings - Mance holds leadership, doesnt exactly "rule"






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Arya - might never be Arya again.


I actually think Arya will be unable to forget Arya Stark. If she did, she would find Needle again and it would come back in a flood


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Watch everyone die and Ramsay and cersei are left on the throne together.....
Well except for random numbers' sick arse he'd be over there playing with his member





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jrodLSUke
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quote:

Who will rule what?

Good list. Very likely.

I'm going full crackpot on mine:

Kings Landing - Aegon VI + Dany = Drogo II

Winterfell - Rickon

Storm's End - Edric Storm

Dragonstone - Aegon Blackfyre

Casterly Rock - Jaime II (J + B = J II)

Riverrun - Edmure

Dorne - Trystane Martell

The Wall @ Castle Black - Jon (the Builder)

Iron Isles - Aeron

Vale - Mya Stone + Harry the Heir

Harrenhal - Sansa

The Citadel - Samwell

Starfall - Edric Dayne

Highgarden - Willas






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My theory, everyone dies, some are revived by one of the red priests roaming around, some that were revived die again, nothing good happens to anyone long-term, someone everyone universally hates becomes King, Yankees win another world series, GRRM is brutally murdered by feral twihards.





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putt23
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Bran will take the place of Bloodraven. Stannis is the last of the five kings to die. Lord Gendry of Storm's End? Davos, the Cleganes, Theon, Jorah, Brienne, the Reeds, Doran, Arianne, Sand Snakes, Victarion, Euron, Asha, the Boltons, Connington, Selmy, The Blackfish: All die.


Bran will learn then turn on Bloodraven.

Jon is King

Gendry or Stannis Storms end

Sansa will stay and keep the Vale and hopefully become awesome and send an army to help ole Jon

Davos will be with Gendry or Stannis

half the snakes will live

Jorah gets all the islands cause he's a bear (maybe he gets Dany to marry him and rule those islands with dragons )

The Blackfish Riverrun

all those others dead. damn he's got a lot of killing to do in these next 2






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Let's see. My semi-educated/crackpot guesses:

- Jon or Aegon ends up in Kings Landing but I don't know that the capital stands. I think Samwell ends up back with Jon in some capacity. And Jon possibly takes Val as a wife (this would be a bonus).

- Dany dies, probably in some honorable good for the realm type way, and it happens via one of her dragons shortly after she finally reaches Kings Landing.

- Sansa and Tyrion end up back together in some shape or form and end up residing over at the very least Casterly Rock (I fear that Jamie ends up dying) and/or Harrenhal. Littlefinger gets outed by the Blackfish at Lord Nestor's feast.

- Arya and (I hope) Gendry ends up residing over Winterfell. But only after she goes on a bad arse assassination spree and gets Nymeria back.

- Bran becomes Bloodraven 2.0 and never leaves the cave.

- Rickon returns to Westeros via Davos but his recklessness does him in. Osha survives though.

- Theon ends up dying, also likely doing something noble (maybe taking out Euron), but Asha ends up ruling the Iron Islands. Victarion gets snuffed out by Morroqo or the Dusky Woman (I think she's in with Euron) who attempts to use the horn to get the dragons unsuccessfully.

- Stannis ends up at Storm's End after nearly dying in the snow outside Winterfell. At the very least he takes out some Boltons in the process.

- Cersei and Jamie die at the hands of each other. And likely after Tommen and Myrcella has been killed themselves.



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