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uscpuke
Wofford Fan
Member since Jan 2004
2090 posts

Taking a shite outdoors

Out fishing on small bass boat and the only thing biting is a turtlehead. Do you drop trow and hang arse over boat, or shat in the fish well and call it a day?
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TulaneUVA
Virginia Fan
Member since Jun 2005
21234 posts

re: Taking a shite outdoors
Never had to fishing. But while.duck hunting on.some hard bottom swamp I literally had two feet on cypress knees, dropped my wades, and held on to a nearby tree while plopping right into the water. Used some nearby tree moss to wipe my ass. It's never been the same since


FelicianaTigerfan
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2009
16079 posts

re: Taking a shite outdoors
Pull up to the bank and go shite. I don't fish offshore though


Who Me
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Ascension
Member since Aug 2011
5891 posts

re: Taking a shite outdoors
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shat in the fish well





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redneck
New Orleans Saints Fan
Bay St. Louis
Member since Dec 2003
47295 posts

re: Taking a shite outdoors
We bring tp and just shite in a bucket and dump it offshore


thekid
LSU Fan
McKinney, TX
Member since May 2006
2524 posts

re: Taking a shite outdoors
Very simple, shite over the side, sacrifice the underwear for the wipe...


Nodust
LSU Fan
Member since Aug 2010
18961 posts

re: Taking a shite outdoors
The moss or your ass?


AuburnCPA
Auburn Fan
Member since May 2008
17835 posts

re: Taking a shite outdoors
I shite on an island the other day. Didn't have any leaves so I just got in the water and cleaned my arse with my hand.


fastedLSU
LSU Fan
BR
Member since Sep 2007
3598 posts

re: Taking a shite outdoors
In the live well? You would never ever set foot in my boat again.


headboard banger
LSU Fan
Dark side of the Moon
Member since Jan 2005
2364 posts

re: Taking a shite outdoors
I always keep a roll of toilet paper in the boat. Used it this year for the first time in bout 5-6 years. A necessity.


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DieselTiger1
LSU Fan
9 Dragon
Member since Oct 2008
12975 posts

re: Taking a shite outdoors
I'm usually ok in the boat, but I've shite on my hunting land more times than at my hunting camp.


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W
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2007
6100 posts

re: Taking a shite outdoors
In summer I strip down, jump in water and hope its not a floater that crawls up my back.


FelicianaTigerfan
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2009
16079 posts

re: Taking a shite outdoors
With the amount of gators in the spillway there is no way I'd try that


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Teyeger
LSU Fan
Smoke Grove
Member since Sep 2011
2379 posts

re: Taking a shite outdoors
When I was fishing bass tourneys had an old man tell me he had shite in his livewell and before he could scoop it out and throw it in a lake, mr. green jeans had pulled up to him and wanted to check his license and livewell. He asked what was in the livewell and he told him it was a mudshark. Said Mr. Green Jeans had a few cuss words but let him go.


jack6294
LSU Fan
Greater Baton Rouge Area
Member since Jan 2007
3266 posts

re: Taking a shite outdoors
Wiped my arse with a sticker bush as a kid, haven't waked right since then


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LSUSOBEAST1
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Grassy1
alligator bayou
Member since Oct 2009
2816 posts

re: Taking a shite outdoors
damn... you nasty motherfrickers...

y'all didn't know you were gonna be long distance?

next y'all be telling me y'all shite in section 510 in TS. damn y'all.


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Chili Davis
Alabama Fan
Derby, KS
Member since Nov 2010
212 posts

re: Taking a shite outdoors
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We bring tp and just shite in a bucket


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When I was fishing bass tourneys had an old man tell me he had shite in his livewell and before he could scoop it out and throw it in a lake, mr. green jeans had pulled up to him and wanted to check his license and livewell. He asked what was in the livewell and he told him it was a mudshark. Said Mr. Green Jeans had a few cuss words but let him go.




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Jim Rockford
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40473 posts
Online

re: Taking a shite outdoors
All your questions answered here. Also covers shitting on the water LINK


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tkr1407
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Nawfiest Laweezianna
Member since Aug 2011
3072 posts

re: Taking a shite outdoors
Man!! Pull on to the bank, and do work!


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