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uscpuke
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| Taking a shite outdoors (Posted on 8/25/12 at 9:03 pm)
Out fishing on small bass boat and the only thing biting is a turtlehead. Do you drop trow and hang arse over boat, or shat in the fish well and call it a day?
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TulaneUVA 
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| re: Taking a shite outdoors (Posted on 8/25/12 at 9:07 pm to uscpuke)
Never had to fishing. But while.duck hunting on.some hard bottom swamp I literally had two feet on cypress knees, dropped my wades, and held on to a nearby tree while plopping right into the water. Used some nearby tree moss to wipe my ass. It's never been the same since
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FelicianaTigerfan 
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| re: Taking a shite outdoors (Posted on 8/25/12 at 9:08 pm to uscpuke)
Pull up to the bank and go shite. I don't fish offshore though
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Who Me
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| re: Taking a shite outdoors (Posted on 8/25/12 at 9:14 pm to uscpuke)
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shat in the fish well
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redneck 
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We bring tp and just shite in a bucket and dump it offshore
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thekid
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| re: Taking a shite outdoors (Posted on 8/25/12 at 9:27 pm to redneck)
Very simple, shite over the side, sacrifice the underwear for the wipe...
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Nodust
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| re: Taking a shite outdoors (Posted on 8/25/12 at 9:27 pm to TulaneUVA)
The moss or your ass?
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AuburnCPA 
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| re: Taking a shite outdoors (Posted on 8/25/12 at 9:54 pm to Nodust)
I shite on an island the other day. Didn't have any leaves so I just got in the water and cleaned my arse with my hand.
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fastedLSU
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| re: Taking a shite outdoors (Posted on 8/25/12 at 10:03 pm to AuburnCPA)
In the live well? You would never ever set foot in my boat again. 
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headboard banger
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| re: Taking a shite outdoors (Posted on 8/25/12 at 10:06 pm to uscpuke)
I always keep a roll of toilet paper in the boat. Used it this year for the first time in bout 5-6 years. A necessity.
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DieselTiger1
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| re: Taking a shite outdoors (Posted on 8/25/12 at 10:17 pm to uscpuke)
I'm usually ok in the boat, but I've shite on my hunting land more times than at my hunting camp.
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W
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| re: Taking a shite outdoors (Posted on 8/25/12 at 10:20 pm to uscpuke)
In summer I strip down, jump in water and hope its not a floater that crawls up my back.
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FelicianaTigerfan
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| re: Taking a shite outdoors (Posted on 8/25/12 at 10:25 pm to W)
With the amount of gators in the spillway there is no way I'd try that
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Teyeger
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| re: Taking a shite outdoors (Posted on 8/25/12 at 11:00 pm to fastedLSU)
When I was fishing bass tourneys had an old man tell me he had shite in his livewell and before he could scoop it out and throw it in a lake, mr. green jeans had pulled up to him and wanted to check his license and livewell. He asked what was in the livewell and he told him it was a mudshark. Said Mr. Green Jeans had a few cuss words but let him go.
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jack6294
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| re: Taking a shite outdoors (Posted on 8/25/12 at 11:21 pm to Teyeger)
Wiped my arse with a sticker bush as a kid, haven't waked right since then 
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LSUSOBEAST1
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| re: Taking a shite outdoors (Posted on 8/25/12 at 11:24 pm to W)
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Grassy1
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| re: Taking a shite outdoors (Posted on 8/25/12 at 11:40 pm to W)
damn... you nasty motherfrickers...
y'all didn't know you were gonna be long distance?
next y'all be telling me y'all shite in section 510 in TS. damn y'all.
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Chili Davis 
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| re: Taking a shite outdoors (Posted on 8/25/12 at 11:56 pm to uscpuke)
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We bring tp and just shite in a bucket
This is a must...
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When I was fishing bass tourneys had an old man tell me he had shite in his livewell and before he could scoop it out and throw it in a lake, mr. green jeans had pulled up to him and wanted to check his license and livewell. He asked what was in the livewell and he told him it was a mudshark. Said Mr. Green Jeans had a few cuss words but let him go.
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Jim Rockford
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| re: Taking a shite outdoors (Posted on 8/26/12 at 12:30 am to uscpuke)
All your questions answered here. Also covers shitting on the water LINK
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tkr1407
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| re: Taking a shite outdoors (Posted on 8/26/12 at 12:32 am to uscpuke)
Man!! Pull on to the bank, and do work!
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