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uscpuke
Wofford Fan
Member since Jan 2004
2090 posts

Taking a shite outdoors


Out fishing on small bass boat and the only thing biting is a turtlehead. Do you drop trow and hang arse over boat, or shat in the fish well and call it a day?


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TulaneUVA
USA Fan
Member since Jun 2005
20372 posts

re: Taking a shite outdoors


Never had to fishing. But while.duck hunting on.some hard bottom swamp I literally had two feet on cypress knees, dropped my wades, and held on to a nearby tree while plopping right into the water. Used some nearby tree moss to wipe my ass. It's never been the same since





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FelicianaTigerfan
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2009
14067 posts

re: Taking a shite outdoors


Pull up to the bank and go shite. I don't fish offshore though





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Who Me
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Ascension
Member since Aug 2011
5464 posts

re: Taking a shite outdoors


quote:

shat in the fish well









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redneck
New Orleans Saints Fan
TEXAS RANGERS FAN
Member since Dec 2003
46540 posts

re: Taking a shite outdoors


We bring tp and just shite in a bucket and dump it offshore





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thekid
LSU Fan
McKinney, TX
Member since May 2006
2261 posts

re: Taking a shite outdoors


Very simple, shite over the side, sacrifice the underwear for the wipe...





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Nodust
LSU Fan
Member since Aug 2010
18566 posts

re: Taking a shite outdoors


The moss or your ass?






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AuburnCPA
Auburn Fan
Member since May 2008
17423 posts

re: Taking a shite outdoors


I shite on an island the other day. Didn't have any leaves so I just got in the water and cleaned my arse with my hand.





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fastedLSU
LSU Fan
BR
Member since Sep 2007
3598 posts

re: Taking a shite outdoors


In the live well? You would never ever set foot in my boat again.





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headboard banger
LSU Fan
Dark side of the Moon
Member since Jan 2005
2167 posts

re: Taking a shite outdoors


I always keep a roll of toilet paper in the boat. Used it this year for the first time in bout 5-6 years. A necessity.





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DieselTiger1
LSU Fan
9 Dragon
Member since Oct 2008
12831 posts

re: Taking a shite outdoors


I'm usually ok in the boat, but I've shite on my hunting land more times than at my hunting camp.





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W
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2007
6100 posts

re: Taking a shite outdoors


In summer I strip down, jump in water and hope its not a floater that crawls up my back.





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FelicianaTigerfan
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2009
14067 posts

re: Taking a shite outdoors


With the amount of gators in the spillway there is no way I'd try that





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Teyeger
LSU Fan
Smoke Grove
Member since Sep 2011
2322 posts

re: Taking a shite outdoors


When I was fishing bass tourneys had an old man tell me he had shite in his livewell and before he could scoop it out and throw it in a lake, mr. green jeans had pulled up to him and wanted to check his license and livewell. He asked what was in the livewell and he told him it was a mudshark. Said Mr. Green Jeans had a few cuss words but let him go.





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jack6294
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Greater Baton Rouge Area
Member since Jan 2007
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re: Taking a shite outdoors


Wiped my arse with a sticker bush as a kid, haven't waked right since then





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LSUSOBEAST1
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Member since Aug 2008
28330 posts

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Grassy1
alligator bayou
Member since Oct 2009
1998 posts

re: Taking a shite outdoors


damn... you nasty motherfrickers...

y'all didn't know you were gonna be long distance?

next y'all be telling me y'all shite in section 510 in TS. damn y'all.






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Chili Davis
Alabama Fan
Derby, KS
Member since Nov 2010
163 posts

re: Taking a shite outdoors


quote:

We bring tp and just shite in a bucket


This is a must...

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When I was fishing bass tourneys had an old man tell me he had shite in his livewell and before he could scoop it out and throw it in a lake, mr. green jeans had pulled up to him and wanted to check his license and livewell. He asked what was in the livewell and he told him it was a mudshark. Said Mr. Green Jeans had a few cuss words but let him go.








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Jim Rockford
LSU Fan
Member since May 2011
33457 posts

re: Taking a shite outdoors


All your questions answered here. Also covers shitting on the water LINK





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tkr1407
LSU Fan
Nawfiest Laweezianna
Member since Aug 2011
2998 posts

re: Taking a shite outdoors


Man!! Pull on to the bank, and do work!





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