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It's Gourd Season

Posted on 10/6/17 at 10:10 am
Posted by indianswim
Plano, TX
Member since Jan 2010
18700 posts
Posted on 10/6/17 at 10:10 am
NSFW language

Sorry I double posted and this one came out blank originally.

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I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait to get my hands on some fricking gourds and arrange them in a horn-shaped basket on my dining room table. That shite is going to look so seasonal. I’m about to head up to the attic right now to find that wicker fricker, dust it off, and jam it with an insanely ornate assortment of shellacked vegetables. When my guests come over it’s gonna be like, BLAMMO! Check out my shellacked decorative vegetables, assholes. Guess what season it is — fricking fall. There’s a nip in the air and my house is full of mutant fricking squash.


More in article. Pretty funny stuff.
This post was edited on 10/6/17 at 10:23 am
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32701 posts
Posted on 10/6/17 at 10:11 am to
I swear, my wife keeps the local gourd market in business this time of year.

I don't see why they are decorations....
Posted by indianswim
Plano, TX
Member since Jan 2010
18700 posts
Posted on 10/6/17 at 10:13 am to
quote:

I swear, my wife keeps the local gourd market in business this time of year.



My mom, too. That woman wastes so much money on stupid decorative crap.
Posted by TigerGrad2011
Member since Aug 2016
1578 posts
Posted on 10/6/17 at 10:14 am to
Hey, is it gourd season?
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
19342 posts
Posted on 10/6/17 at 10:14 am to
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134839 posts
Posted on 10/6/17 at 10:40 am to
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
21405 posts
Posted on 10/6/17 at 10:45 am to
quote:

I swear, my wife keeps the local gourd market in business this time of year.



Are you gonna post pics of your wife's gourds?
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
24558 posts
Posted on 10/6/17 at 10:52 am to
WTF are you posting shite like this in here for?
Posted by GetBackToWork
Member since Dec 2007
6247 posts
Posted on 10/6/17 at 11:04 am to
quote:

I swear, my wife keeps the local gourd market in business this time of year.

I don't see why they are decorations....


I don't think she believes its just a decoration.

Posted by indianswim
Plano, TX
Member since Jan 2010
18700 posts
Posted on 10/6/17 at 11:23 am to
quote:

WTF are you posting shite like this in here for?



Kindly tell me which board this should go on.

And GFY.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 10/6/17 at 11:47 am to
quote:

I don't see why they are decorations....

So you don't have to eat the disgusting things.
Posted by SamuelClemens
Earth
Member since Feb 2015
11727 posts
Posted on 10/6/17 at 12:50 pm to
I'm going to a pumpkin festival in the N GA mountains this weekend.
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68260 posts
Posted on 10/6/17 at 12:52 pm to
quote:

So you don't have to eat the disgusting things.






I love me sone pumpkin, squash, and anything that resembles them.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 10/6/17 at 12:57 pm to
quote:

I love me sone pumpkin, squash, and anything that resembles them.

Good news! I won't touch them, so there's more for you.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
52906 posts
Posted on 10/6/17 at 1:02 pm to
When I was in elementary school they made us sing this song called "follow the drinking gourd" in some bs play about the Underground Railroad

So yes, indoctrination in schools has been going on a while
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