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Pimp suing Nike for lack of warning on Jordans he used to beat deadbeat john

Posted on 1/10/14 at 5:03 pm
Posted by BrerTiger
Valley of the Long Grey Cloud
Member since Sep 2011
21506 posts
Posted on 1/10/14 at 5:03 pm
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26-year-old Portland pimp has filed a $100 million lawsuit against Nike, claiming the shoe manufacturer is partially responsible for a brutal beating that helped net him a 100-year prison sentence.

Sirgiorgiro Clardy claims Nike should have placed a label in his Jordan shoes warning consumers that they could be used as a dangerous weapon. He was wearing a pair when he repeatedly stomped the face of a john who was trying to leave a Portland hotel without paying Clardy's prostitute in June 2012.

Jurors early in 2013 found him guilty of second-degree assault for using his Jordans -- a dangerous weapon -- to beat the john's face to a pulp. The man required stitches and plastic surgery on his nose.

The jury also found him guilty of robbing the john and beating the 18-year-old woman he forced to work as his prostitute. She was injured so badly that she bled from her ears.



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In his three-page complaint handwritten from the Eastern Oregon Correctional Institution in Pendleton, Clardy claims that Nike, Chairman Phil Knight and other executives failed to warn consumers that the shoes could be used as a weapon to cause serious injury or death.

"Under product liability there is a certain standard of care that is required to be up-held by potentially dangerous product ..." Clardy wrote. "Do (sic) to the fact that these defendants named in this Tort claim failed to warn of risk or to provide an adequate warning or instruction it has caused him personal injury in the likes of mental suffering."

Clardy wrote that he's tried to starve himself and kill himself multiple times.


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I swear I thought this was an Onion article.

This post was edited on 1/10/14 at 5:06 pm
Posted by Gumb0
West Palm Beach
Member since Dec 2013
223 posts
Posted on 1/10/14 at 5:05 pm to
what the frick
Posted by GEAUXmedic
Premium Member
Member since Nov 2011
41598 posts
Posted on 1/10/14 at 5:05 pm to
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Clardy wrote that he's tried to starve himself and kill himself multiple times.


well thats a start
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134843 posts
Posted on 1/10/14 at 5:06 pm to
Posted by tigerfan182
Franklin, Tn
Member since Sep 2009
2779 posts
Posted on 1/10/14 at 5:06 pm to
If he is trying to kill himself, let him.
Posted by jamboybarry
Member since Feb 2011
32641 posts
Posted on 1/10/14 at 5:06 pm to
Bitch betta have mah money
Posted by illuminatic
Manipulating politicans&rappers
Member since Sep 2012
6962 posts
Posted on 1/10/14 at 5:09 pm to
Not a very good pimp if he's wearing Jordan's. Everyone knows its easier to bust a bitch's head open with gator skin boots.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72016 posts
Posted on 1/10/14 at 5:19 pm to
Why do we try and stop criminals like this from hurting themselves or committing suicide?
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
16961 posts
Posted on 1/10/14 at 5:39 pm to
I don't quite understand that either. It's not a crime to try to kill yourself or to succeed. So what exactly is the purpose of stopping an adult of taking themselves out?

If it's not a crime and the person wants to do the deed themselves, why stop it?
Posted by LeonPhelps
Member since May 2008
8185 posts
Posted on 1/10/14 at 5:44 pm to
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If it's not a crime and the person wants to do the deed themselves, why stop it?


My initial thought is surviving family members suing the prison for not doing more to prevent the guy from killing himself, or accusing them of purposefully starving the guy if he died of hunger. Obviously people will sue for anything on this planet.
Posted by Alatgr
Mobeezy, Alabizzle
Member since Sep 2005
17660 posts
Posted on 1/10/14 at 5:48 pm to
Prisoners file crazy stupid shite all the time. Its not going anywhere.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98128 posts
Posted on 1/10/14 at 5:51 pm to
Convicts have all the time in the world and nothing else to do.
Posted by touchdownjeebus
Member since Sep 2010
24833 posts
Posted on 1/10/14 at 5:53 pm to
LINK
This post was edited on 1/10/14 at 5:55 pm
Posted by SPEEDY
2005 Tiger Smack Poster of the Year
Member since Dec 2003
83337 posts
Posted on 1/10/14 at 6:07 pm to
quote:

Clardy wrote that he's tried to starve himself and kill himself multiple times.



Maybe the warden should give one of Clardy's fellow inmates a pair of Jordans so they can beat Clardy to death with them
Posted by SDVTiger
Cabo San Lucas
Member since Nov 2011
73240 posts
Posted on 1/10/14 at 6:13 pm to
Phil Knight probably got a solid laugh on his yacht when his attorney texted him this info
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
55973 posts
Posted on 1/10/14 at 6:16 pm to
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Why do we try and stop criminals like this from hurting themselves or committing suicide?


because if they do it while in custody, the taxpayers are forced to give him and his relatives millions of dollars....
Posted by BrerTiger
Valley of the Long Grey Cloud
Member since Sep 2011
21506 posts
Posted on 1/10/14 at 6:55 pm to
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Prisoners file crazy stupid shite all the time. Its not going anywhere.


Agreed.

Just a crazy story, that's all.
Posted by Guava Jelly
Bawston
Member since Jul 2009
11651 posts
Posted on 1/10/14 at 7:03 pm to
Pimpin' ain't easy
Posted by Dupont3
Keithville
Member since Nov 2011
1728 posts
Posted on 1/10/14 at 7:14 pm to
Jordan Jefferson sneakers?

Didn't he demonstrate they can be used as a weapon?
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