Hey Zach have you heard about the new Starbucks drink?

Gimme some more details. My limit is 6. And that's only on Free Drink Day.

I can tell you this:

The new Steel Cut Oat Meal tastes like crap.

and it's more expensive

My favorite girl, Aerial, got a crew cut. She looks like a lesbian but I didn't say anything.
Yet.

The Youth Bible Study group still meets on Tuesday morning. But I get there earlier than they do. So I grab a chair before the 18 of them confiscate them all.

Another thing I've noticed is drive thru v. walking in. When you walk in the average person in front of you is ZERO. You order right away. When you use the drive thru the average number of cars in front of you is TEN. You wait a LONG time.

No, Lucy only drinks this crap:



I make a half gallon of it every day. At work and in the gym she drinks the single serving packets of it. She does not drink any water, alcohol, milk, orange juice, etc. Just Crystal Lite Fruit Punch.

It could be worse. When I met her she would not drink any liquids. She was an ice chewer.