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re: The Ultimate Arrested Development Quote Thread
Posted on 11/20/12 at 11:37 pm to OMLandshark
Posted on 11/20/12 at 11:37 pm to OMLandshark
Tobias: I know you're the big marriage expert around here... oh wait, I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead. Ha!
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Posted on 11/20/12 at 11:38 pm to OMLandshark
quote:
Tobias: I know you're the big marriage expert around here... oh wait, I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead. Ha!
that was always one of my favorites
Michael: Is this about the money?
Gob: No.
Michael: What do you want?
Gob: I mean, it's not about money in the sense that I'm coming here saying, "Here, Michael. Take some money." It's just more of a "may I have some" kind of visit.
Posted on 11/20/12 at 11:39 pm to The Seaward
Tobias: My wife is humiliated. This is my chance to right the small wrong that I did.
Michael: You shot her in the arse with about four ounces of horse tranquilizer.
Tobias: I haven’t been the perfect husband — yes, I admit that. But now is my chance to be a hero.
Lindsay: That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon.
Tobias: And this time, no tears!
Michael: You shot her in the arse with about four ounces of horse tranquilizer.
Tobias: I haven’t been the perfect husband — yes, I admit that. But now is my chance to be a hero.
Lindsay: That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon.
Tobias: And this time, no tears!
This post was edited on 11/20/12 at 11:41 pm
Posted on 11/20/12 at 11:40 pm to The Seaward
Tobias enters and sees Maeby at the last second: You selfish counttttry music loving lady.
Posted on 11/20/12 at 11:41 pm to OMLandshark
Michael: So then, he’s more popular than George Michael?
Maeby: Well, that’s like comparing apples and some fruit nobody’s ever heard of.
Maeby: Well, that’s like comparing apples and some fruit nobody’s ever heard of.
Posted on 11/20/12 at 11:47 pm to WarSlamEagle
Michael: There has been alot of lying in this family.
Lucille: And alot of love.
Michael: More lies.
Lucille: And alot of love.
Michael: More lies.
Posted on 11/20/12 at 11:49 pm to OMLandshark
One of the most hilarious sequences ever...
Lindsay: We did it, Mikey! We're super-rich again. And I'm going to buy a car. The Volvo. [hands Michael a piece of paper]
Michael: No, Lindsay, you're not going to start spending money. [looks at paper] And this is not a Vol-vo.
Lindsay: Oh, that's from sitting on the copier. Michael, I've got nothing. My husband dumped me and ran off to Vegas with Kitty, that bleached-blonde whore.
Michael: He's definitely got a type.
Lindsay: I can't believe he left me. I mean, this? [points to her face] And these? [points to her breasts] And this? [holds up paper]
Michael: That's the car.
Lindsay: Oh. [holds up other paper] This?
Michael: Glad I didn't spring for color.
Lindsay: We did it, Mikey! We're super-rich again. And I'm going to buy a car. The Volvo. [hands Michael a piece of paper]
Michael: No, Lindsay, you're not going to start spending money. [looks at paper] And this is not a Vol-vo.
Lindsay: Oh, that's from sitting on the copier. Michael, I've got nothing. My husband dumped me and ran off to Vegas with Kitty, that bleached-blonde whore.
Michael: He's definitely got a type.
Lindsay: I can't believe he left me. I mean, this? [points to her face] And these? [points to her breasts] And this? [holds up paper]
Michael: That's the car.
Lindsay: Oh. [holds up other paper] This?
Michael: Glad I didn't spring for color.
Posted on 11/20/12 at 11:51 pm to WarSlamEagle
Michael Bluth: So this is the magic trick, huh?
George Oscar 'Gob' Bluth: Illusion, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money...
[sees children watching his magic]
George Oscar 'Gob' Bluth: ...or cocaine!
George Oscar 'Gob' Bluth: Illusion, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money...
[sees children watching his magic]
George Oscar 'Gob' Bluth: ...or cocaine!
Posted on 11/20/12 at 11:52 pm to WarSlamEagle
"You need to decide whether you want a man or a boy, and I know how I'd answer"
Posted on 11/20/12 at 11:53 pm to OMLandshark
Last one for me tonight...
Gob: Hey, can you do me a favor? A young neighborhood tough by the name of Steve Holt will be dropping by, and...
Michael: Your son?
Gob: According to him.
Michael: And a DNA test.
Gob: I heard the jury's still out on science.
Gob: Hey, can you do me a favor? A young neighborhood tough by the name of Steve Holt will be dropping by, and...
Michael: Your son?
Gob: According to him.
Michael: And a DNA test.
Gob: I heard the jury's still out on science.
Posted on 11/20/12 at 11:59 pm to WarSlamEagle
Posted on 11/20/12 at 11:59 pm to WarSlamEagle
one more for me too
reporter: Where’s Earl Milford?
Gob: I-I don’t know. I put him in a box. I didn’t kill him, all right? And don’t edit this for your broadcast so it looks like I’m screaming, “I KILLED EARL MILFORD!”
news anchor: Startling confession tonight at 11:00.
reporter: Where’s Earl Milford?
Gob: I-I don’t know. I put him in a box. I didn’t kill him, all right? And don’t edit this for your broadcast so it looks like I’m screaming, “I KILLED EARL MILFORD!”
news anchor: Startling confession tonight at 11:00.
This post was edited on 11/21/12 at 12:00 am
Posted on 11/21/12 at 1:15 am to The Seaward
Wife of Gob: I'm in love with your brother-in-law.
Gob: You're in love with your own brother, the one in the army.
Wife of Gob: No, your sister's husband.
Gob: Michael? Michael!
Wife of Gob: No, that's your sister's brother.
Gob: No, I'm my sister's brother. You're in love with me. Me.
Wife of Gob: I'm in love with Tobias.
Gob: My brother-in-law?
Wife of Gob: I know it can never be. So I'm leaving and enlisting in the army.
Gob: To be with your brother.
Wife of Gob: No.
Gob: You're in love with your own brother, the one in the army.
Wife of Gob: No, your sister's husband.
Gob: Michael? Michael!
Wife of Gob: No, that's your sister's brother.
Gob: No, I'm my sister's brother. You're in love with me. Me.
Wife of Gob: I'm in love with Tobias.
Gob: My brother-in-law?
Wife of Gob: I know it can never be. So I'm leaving and enlisting in the army.
Gob: To be with your brother.
Wife of Gob: No.
Posted on 11/21/12 at 8:56 am to rockchlkjayhku11
No no no don't throw that out, theres still plenty of meat on that bone! Throw this in a pot, add some broth, a potato..baby you got a STEW goin!
"I'm looking for hermano"
"como?"
"ohhhh I'll put YOU in a como!"
Gob talking abt Steve holt, "yeah we're supposed to meet over by that statue of the kid holding the floating severed hand"
Not a quote, but makes me crack up EVERY time. The episode where gob sleeps with the ugly Indian woman and the old woman bc he thinks Michael wants them. The Indian calls him and Michael says don't answer it. Gob goes "who is s. Ranjagupta? Better take this one. Hello?" the facial expression and noise he makes after makes me absolutely lose it.
"I'm looking for hermano"
"como?"
"ohhhh I'll put YOU in a como!"
Gob talking abt Steve holt, "yeah we're supposed to meet over by that statue of the kid holding the floating severed hand"
Not a quote, but makes me crack up EVERY time. The episode where gob sleeps with the ugly Indian woman and the old woman bc he thinks Michael wants them. The Indian calls him and Michael says don't answer it. Gob goes "who is s. Ranjagupta? Better take this one. Hello?" the facial expression and noise he makes after makes me absolutely lose it.
This post was edited on 11/21/12 at 8:58 am
Posted on 11/21/12 at 9:02 am to The Seaward
Lucille: I'll have the Ike and Tina Tuna
Waitress: will that be the plate or platter?
Lucille: I don't understand your question, and I won't respond to it.
Waitress: will that be the plate or platter?
Lucille: I don't understand your question, and I won't respond to it.
Posted on 11/21/12 at 9:06 am to ZTiger87
What episode is tobias's analrapist card shown? The last time I rewatched the series I dont recall seeing it.
Posted on 11/21/12 at 9:14 am to WG_Dawg
quote:
Not a quote, but makes me crack up EVERY time. The episode where gob sleeps with the ugly Indian woman and the old woman bc he thinks Michael wants them. The Indian calls him and Michael says don't answer it. Gob goes "who is s. Ranjagupta? Better take this one. Hello?" the facial expression and noise he makes after makes me absolutely lose it.
great part Tobias Fünke: What are you doing up here?
George Sr.: I'm having a fricking tea party, what does it look like I'm doing?
[he shoves Tobias up against the wall with his hand against his mouth]
George Sr.: I'm living up here and if you tell anyone about this, I will fricking kill you. Ah, stop licking my hand, you horse's arse.
hilarious since he was having the tea party earlier in the ep
Posted on 11/21/12 at 9:22 am to WarSlamEagle
Not really a quote but a scene:
When they are visiting the prison and Michael walks up and Barry Zuckercorn gives him a big hug and then says "Oh man I'm glad to see you...probably shouldn't get too close though I have an itch you wouldn't believe"
Then later same thing with George Michael. He scratches a boil or something on his head and asks Michael "Does this look contagious?" "Oh, hiya kiddo!" as he smacks GM in the chest
When they are visiting the prison and Michael walks up and Barry Zuckercorn gives him a big hug and then says "Oh man I'm glad to see you...probably shouldn't get too close though I have an itch you wouldn't believe"
Then later same thing with George Michael. He scratches a boil or something on his head and asks Michael "Does this look contagious?" "Oh, hiya kiddo!" as he smacks GM in the chest
Posted on 11/21/12 at 9:31 am to OMLandshark
quote:
Tobias: I know you're the big marriage expert around here... oh wait, I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead. Ha!
I literally cried and laughed so hard my ribs hurt the first time I saw this
I like the one where Ted walks in Michael's office
Tobias: I'm sorry, Ted is it? Well does "Ted" have an appointment?
Ted: Well, no my office is just right next do....
Tobias: Well then "Ted" can get the hell out of this office. YOU GET THE HELL OUT!!!!!!!!!! as he kicks the chair in Ted's direction
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