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re: married ot men: how often do you get laid?

Posted on 10/1/14 at 12:01 am to
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
27318 posts
Posted on 10/1/14 at 12:01 am to
5-7x/week
Posted by MeatSlingingFool
Maurice, LA
Member since Sep 2014
304 posts
Posted on 10/1/14 at 12:21 am to
Wife of nearly 12 years just moved out 3 weeks ago, but I'm still married at this point, so i guess i can answer this question.
We had sex exactly 4 times this year. Six times in 2013.
Said she couldn't take my constant "bad mood" anymore. Maybe was from lack of sex, bitch!
Posted by MrBobDobalina
BRo.LA
Member since Oct 2011
2989 posts
Posted on 10/1/14 at 12:22 am to
this is why I will never marry
Posted by MeatSlingingFool
Maurice, LA
Member since Sep 2014
304 posts
Posted on 10/1/14 at 12:26 am to
It's really amazing. I was really down for about a week. The whole being left/rejection thing, but now i actually feel great. Even my coworkers have mentioned how great of a mood I've been in lately.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123903 posts
Posted on 10/1/14 at 12:34 am to
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It's really amazing. I was really down for about a week. The whole being left/rejection thing, but now i actually feel great. Even my coworkers have mentioned how great of a mood I've been in lately.

There is more pussy out there than you'll believe. Ripe on the branches, just waiting to be plucked.


Go get you some
Posted by JazzyJeff
Japan
Member since Sep 2006
3938 posts
Posted on 10/1/14 at 12:38 am to
Been married 25 years. Average is once or twice between blood week.
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 10/1/14 at 12:39 am to
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Wife of nearly 12 years just moved out 3 weeks ago, but I'm still married at this point, so i guess i can answer this question. We had sex exactly 4 times this year. Six times in 2013. Said she couldn't take my constant "bad mood" anymore. Maybe was from lack of sex, bitch!


Something is not right here.
Posted by MrBobDobalina
BRo.LA
Member since Oct 2011
2989 posts
Posted on 10/1/14 at 12:39 am to
more power to you man, I ain't here to shite on anyone. If you shook back that quick, this move should've happened long ago
Posted by STB
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2012
1087 posts
Posted on 10/1/14 at 12:42 am to
Only married about 3 months strong now. I can get it whenever I want it. Please God never let it slow down.
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
27318 posts
Posted on 10/1/14 at 12:45 am to
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this is why I will never marry

I'll never get married again if this one ends for some reason. 19 years so far and like I said, 5-7x/week. Her grandma told her is she didn't want me to stray, NEVER turn me down. The preacher that married us told her damn near the same thing, but he did say I needed to be reasonable about it. And he warned her not to use it as a bargaining chip. If she did, that makes her body a commodity. And that only a whore sells her body. Made sense to me.
Posted by JazzyJeff
Japan
Member since Sep 2006
3938 posts
Posted on 10/1/14 at 12:46 am to
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Only married about 3 months strong now. I can get it whenever I want it. Please God never let it slow down.
It will. I promise.
Posted by JJ27
Member since Sep 2004
60247 posts
Posted on 10/1/14 at 12:46 am to
I work nights and have twin 8 year olds so we average 7 times a month or so. Typically twice a week but there's usually a busy week where we only get one session in
Posted by JazzyJeff
Japan
Member since Sep 2006
3938 posts
Posted on 10/1/14 at 12:48 am to
quote:

Wife of nearly 12 years just moved out 3 weeks ago, but I'm still married at this point, so i guess i can answer this question. We had sex exactly 4 times this year. Six times in 2013. Said she couldn't take my constant "bad mood" anymore. Maybe was from lack of sex, bitch!
You sound like most Japanese couples I know. Actually, 4 times a year would be a lot.
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
27318 posts
Posted on 10/1/14 at 12:50 am to
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but are you going to deny physical attractiveness of your partner has no effect on how often you want to bang them?

My wife damn sure ain't what she once was, but I still wanna tap that arse bout every day. When you see them everyday, it's kinda like they don't change. Like Shallow Hal.
Posted by MeatSlingingFool
Maurice, LA
Member since Sep 2014
304 posts
Posted on 10/1/14 at 12:51 am to
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Go get you some


That's the plan!

quote:

this move should've happened long ago


It probably should have, but momma didn't raise no quitters. I was trying my best to make it work even though i wasn't happy. Only prolonging the inevitable.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123903 posts
Posted on 10/1/14 at 12:53 am to
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Only married about 3 months strong now. I can get it whenever I want it. Please God never let it slow down.




I got some baaaaaaaad news for you hombre...
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83927 posts
Posted on 10/1/14 at 12:59 am to
I don't wanna say.
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
27318 posts
Posted on 10/1/14 at 12:59 am to
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got some baaaaaaaad news for you hombre...


Depends on the woman and how good you bring it in the bedroom.

Now..when asked how often, we talking just the wife? If so, I'm gonna have to change my answer.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 10/1/14 at 1:02 am to
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Wife of nearly 12 years just moved out 3 weeks ago, but I'm still married at this point, so i guess i can answer this question. We had sex exactly 4 times this year. Six times in 2013. Said she couldn't take my constant "bad mood" anymore. Maybe was from lack of sex, bitch!
this is depressing..... But if you walked around like that, no wonder she is only fricking you an average of once every 3 months. I don't blame her. Who wants to have sex with some negative nancy?
Maybe you should have perked the mood up a tad bit if you wanted to spend quality time with your wife or her spend it with you.
Good for her for woman'ing up and finally picking up her shite and moving on to someone more appreciative, exciting, and just in an all around better mood.



My future wife will have me spilling seed more than Michael J. Fox on a pogo stick carrying a bird feeder...... PHACKT
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
27318 posts
Posted on 10/1/14 at 1:06 am to
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some negative nancy? Maybe you should have perked the mood up a tad bit if you wanted to spend quality time with your wife or her spend it with you. Good for her for woman'ing up and finally picking up her shite and moving on to someone more appreciative, exciting, and just in an all around better mood.

Depends on what she looked like and how she was in the sack. I will say that as the wife has aged and thickened up some, she has amped up the freak factor. That goes along way towards keeping me interested. My freak factor was always high,, but now I feel more free to shove a hairbrush up her arse....I mean if we did shite like that. Not that we do. Or DP her with shampoo and conditioner bottles...Theoretically.
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