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re: What do you tell a woman when she asks how many people you've been with?
Posted on 9/30/14 at 12:40 am to fr33manator
Posted on 9/30/14 at 12:40 am to fr33manator
Divide by 3
2
Posted on 9/30/14 at 12:40 am to iliveinabox
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Divide by 3
Probably the safest choice.
Posted on 9/30/14 at 12:42 am to StickyFingaz
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You're the first but I've watched a lot of pron
I started making a list and kept on thinking I was finished...then I'd keep remembering...and remembering.
By the time I was done I was all..."welp...I'm a man whore"
She got over it
Posted on 9/30/14 at 12:44 am to Cajun Revolution
Did he say anything about dividing by 0? 
Posted on 9/30/14 at 12:44 am to fr33manator
quote:you started this thread to say "more tang than NASA"
Is there an acceptable number to give that says "it's not my first rodeo" without saying "I've had more tang than NASA" What number do you give if they ask?
Posted on 9/30/14 at 12:46 am to fr33manator
Answer depends on the girl and the situation. Different answer everytime, keep em guessing.
Posted on 9/30/14 at 12:46 am to StickyFingaz
quote:
My number is undefined.
Posted on 9/30/14 at 12:50 am to John McClane
It's a good line.
But no...NASA has had a ton of tang. I just liked the way it sounded.
I think in the future I'll go with the nebulous.."enough to know what I'm doing..." And end with a wink and a laugh
But no...NASA has had a ton of tang. I just liked the way it sounded.
I think in the future I'll go with the nebulous.."enough to know what I'm doing..." And end with a wink and a laugh
Posted on 9/30/14 at 1:01 am to fr33manator
288
Posted on 9/30/14 at 1:02 am to fr33manator
Tell her to stfu and go make u a sammich. Dummy.
Posted on 9/30/14 at 1:14 am to fr33manator
She shouldn't be asking imo. I mean, it's the past. She should be more concerned if you get tested regularly for STDs
Posted on 9/30/14 at 1:47 am to fr33manator
Her: How many girls have you been with?
You: Do you really wanna know?
Her: Yes
You: Me too
You: Do you really wanna know?
Her: Yes
You: Me too
Posted on 9/30/14 at 1:50 am to lsunurse
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She should be more concerned if you get tested regularly for STDs
This.
Which is why I get tested twice a year.
Posted on 9/30/14 at 3:00 am to Walt OReilly
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Tell them it's none of their business
This and change subject very fast.
That is a question you NEVER want to answer. Take that wisdom from a old man. 
Posted on 9/30/14 at 3:01 am to fr33manator
A lie.
Posted on 9/30/14 at 4:32 am to fr33manator
"I'll have to review my video library! "
Posted on 9/30/14 at 4:38 am to lsubuddy
Does anal count as 2?
Posted on 9/30/14 at 4:53 am to iliveinabox
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Divide by 3
Yea but how'd would you then explain that you've had sex with .6666 of a person?
Posted on 9/30/14 at 5:19 am to fr33manator
I say something like "today?" or "why dont we bone and you can guess after "
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