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re: The LSU ranter ; Classified for your Convenience
Posted on 9/22/14 at 12:19 pm to Topwater Trout
Posted on 9/22/14 at 12:19 pm to Topwater Trout
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i have been several of those
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Right now I'm definitely sky is falling but I actually believe it this time.
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Posted on 9/22/14 at 12:35 pm to Lsupimp
I am the angry screamer and entitled rantard.
Posted on 9/22/14 at 1:01 pm to Lsupimp
I forgot "The Vaguely-Football-Related Suggestions" Rantard: This guy thinks we should throw the ball "more". But only when we aren't "blitzing more". If that fails "give the ball to Tommy Banks".
Posted on 9/22/14 at 1:13 pm to Lsupimp
I have crowd-related agoraphobia and have never seen an LSU football game in person. I seldom forget anything I've read, for instance, the bladder of a mature African elephant holds 13 gallons of urine, or, a fully grown 500-lb silverback gorilla's penis measures approximately 1 inch.
Are there any more categories?
Are there any more categories?
Posted on 9/22/14 at 1:18 pm to OneFifty
What if Les signs his name with an 'X'. Just throwing that out there.
Posted on 9/22/14 at 1:38 pm to OneFifty
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Are there any more categories?
There is "Just Make It Stop Semi-Weepy Rantard" : This guy can often be found balled up in a corner rocking himself to sleep. It may periodically be necessary for him to be breast-fed back to life. His name is usually something like "Pat".
There is "First Guy In The Lifeboat Rantard": This guy appears on page one of every official game thread. He reserves his spot early, and gets back on the ship very quietly in the fourth quarter virtually every week.
Posted on 9/22/14 at 1:54 pm to Lsupimp
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There is "Just Make It Stop Semi-Weepy Rantard" : This guy can often be found balled up in a corner rocking himself to.
The inability to cry can be caused by severe clinical depression and is also a trait manifested in the pathologies of psychopaths. However, those suffering from Riley-Day Syndrome do not produce tears, not due to any psychological disorders but due to a physical malformation.
Posted on 9/22/14 at 2:00 pm to OneFifty
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The inability to cry can be caused by severe clinical depression and is also a trait manifested in the pathologies of psychopaths. However, those suffering from Riley-Day Syndrome do not produce tears, not due to any psychological disorders but due to a physical malformation.
Then there is the sad and rare case of "The Cliff Clavin Rantard". These guys are usually postal workers. They are hard to describe, but you know them as soon as they open their pie-holes.
Posted on 9/22/14 at 2:05 pm to LSUsuperfresh
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I feel like you missed the extremely delusional sun is always shining Miles supporting rantard. Those are pretty common. The ones that still think Les is hands down the best or 2nd best coach in the SEC despite getting absolutely worked by Mississippi State at home.
Ha! That's a good one! Yes, there are far many more of those than all of these listed by this one that started this thread.
Posted on 9/22/14 at 2:08 pm to Lsupimp
Im the "influential" rantard on Mondays and i am the "Momentary Lapse of Faith", "Les is an Idiot", "Football Expert", and "Angry Screamer" rantard on Gamedays 
Posted on 9/22/14 at 2:11 pm to Lsupimp
I'm a short viewer.
What about "Where Can I Watch the Game in (Insert a City)" Rantard?
What about "Where Can I Watch the Game in (Insert a City)" Rantard?
Posted on 9/22/14 at 2:12 pm to Lsupimp
I am "entitled" and "sky is falling" combo.
Posted on 9/22/14 at 2:19 pm to Lsupimp
Ironically, I've never been in a bar, as my agoraphobia is mingled with mysophobia, a fear of contamination of other's germs. It's quite the chicken and egg conundrum on those two.
Oddly enough, Hellenologophobia, a fear of complex scientific terms, has alluded me.
Oddly enough, Hellenologophobia, a fear of complex scientific terms, has alluded me.
Posted on 9/22/14 at 2:22 pm to bigpetedatiga
You missed one that i think covers 90% of our fan base including me at times.
The bipolar manic depressive fan.
Bipolar disorder is a complex disorder that likely stems from a combination of genetic and non-genetic factors. The mood episodes associated with it involve clinical depression or mania (extreme elation and high energy) with periods of normal mood and energy in between episodes. The severity of mood episodes can range from very mild to extreme, and they can happen gradually or suddenly within a time frame (during a game or after) of days to weeks. When discrete mood episodes happen four or more times per year, (Losses) the process is called rapid cycling. Rapid cycling should not be confused with very frequent moment-to-moment changes in mood, which can sometimes occur in people with bipolar disorder or other conditions such as borderline personality disorder.
Along with manic or depressive episodes, patients with bipolar disorder may have disturbances in thinking. They may also have distortions of perception and impairment in social functioning.mes.
The bipolar manic depressive fan.
Bipolar disorder is a complex disorder that likely stems from a combination of genetic and non-genetic factors. The mood episodes associated with it involve clinical depression or mania (extreme elation and high energy) with periods of normal mood and energy in between episodes. The severity of mood episodes can range from very mild to extreme, and they can happen gradually or suddenly within a time frame (during a game or after) of days to weeks. When discrete mood episodes happen four or more times per year, (Losses) the process is called rapid cycling. Rapid cycling should not be confused with very frequent moment-to-moment changes in mood, which can sometimes occur in people with bipolar disorder or other conditions such as borderline personality disorder.
Along with manic or depressive episodes, patients with bipolar disorder may have disturbances in thinking. They may also have distortions of perception and impairment in social functioning.mes.
Posted on 9/22/14 at 4:39 pm to TutHillTiger
Damn bro.
Now you have me thinking about my evil step-mother and human depravity and such.
You harshed my thread. Man.
Now you have me thinking about my evil step-mother and human depravity and such.
You harshed my thread. Man.
Posted on 9/22/14 at 4:42 pm to Lsupimp
quote:Aww, you didn't have to mention me.
The "Influential" Rantard: This guy has evidence, and regularly wins arguments on the merits . Too few of these guys.
Posted on 9/22/14 at 4:47 pm to Lsupimp
oooh....DO ME! DO ME!
TWSS
TWSS
Posted on 9/22/14 at 5:04 pm to Choctaw
Irrational Exuberance Rantard: This guy has a yard service that only services one account. The Les Miles residence. It's an unpaid position. Also known as "a Choctaw", this sunny Rantard is known to fondle his custom-made Les Miles bobblehead doll inappropriately after big wins.
Posted on 9/22/14 at 5:07 pm to Lsupimp
Posted on 9/22/14 at 5:13 pm to Lsupimp
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The "Momentary Lapse of Faith" Rantard: This guy loses it, kicks dog, regrets it.
quote:
Sky is falling" Rantard
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