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Posted on 9/12/14 at 4:44 pm to Powerman
She ain't dead man. 
Posted on 9/12/14 at 4:45 pm to Broke
Posted on 9/12/14 at 4:45 pm to Broke
frick man, you had me there for a second.
Here I am thinking your wife died of pancreatic cancer or some shite. I was about to impose a self ban out of shame.
Here I am thinking your wife died of pancreatic cancer or some shite. I was about to impose a self ban out of shame.
Posted on 9/12/14 at 4:46 pm to Broke
How can you tell when your wife left you?
The sex is the same, but the dishes stack up.
The sex is the same, but the dishes stack up.
Posted on 9/12/14 at 4:48 pm to Powerman
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I don't care how good you look. If you only last a couple minutes, you're not going to be satisfying anyone.
Sure you can. If you do the proper "preparation" Fat or skinny, not many people (even OT ballers) will get consistent results without that. On the other hand, even a one pump chump can, if he knows what he's doing.
Posted on 9/12/14 at 4:50 pm to BayouBlitz
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Fat men are nailing fat women. It's a lot harder to get excited by rolls of fat.
This.
It's a numerator/denominator issue.
Posted on 9/12/14 at 4:50 pm to Willie Stroker
2 minutes is still just 2 minutes any way you slice it
Posted on 9/12/14 at 4:50 pm to Sassy
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Sassy
Good lord
Posted on 9/12/14 at 4:50 pm to Powerman
100% agree.
Posted on 9/12/14 at 4:56 pm to Broke
You're welcome
Posted on 9/12/14 at 4:56 pm to ladytiger118
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100% agree.
I'd imagine most women would
2 minutes isn't enough time to get much work done
Posted on 9/12/14 at 4:58 pm to Powerman
Although, I think the quality is better than the amount of time (and under ~2 minutes is mehhhh). You either have that connection with that person to be able to get off or you don't.
Posted on 9/12/14 at 4:59 pm to Sassy
How you doin'?
Posted on 9/12/14 at 5:00 pm to Powerman
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So do skinny guys really suck this bad in bed?
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where the slimmer of the group could barely hold on for 2 minutes.
I am slim and can go for at least 60 mins...
Posted on 9/12/14 at 5:00 pm to jimbeam
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You do realize that it was a comparative statement and you also have those hormones?
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Comparatively you have more
This post was edited on 9/12/14 at 5:01 pm
Posted on 9/12/14 at 5:00 pm to Sassy
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Sassy
Well. I'll. Be.
How are you young lady?
Posted on 9/12/14 at 5:00 pm to ladytiger118
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Although, I think the quality is better than the amount of time (and under ~2 minutes is mehhhh). You either have that connection with that person to be able to get off or you don't.
Agreed
You have to be into the person to enjoy it. That goes for both men and women. Don't get me wrong, men can get off if they don't really like the girl but it's more enjoyable if you have a connection with them. Or maybe it's just my female hormones telling me that.
Posted on 9/12/14 at 5:00 pm to Powerman
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But if you're skinny you still have the ability to go at a slow pace. This isn't some outcome based on the ability to go fast.
You'd have to be stupid to think that.
No shite. I am well aware of each individual's ability to alter the rhythm and pace of the act. However, when you have plenty of posters responding in the following manner...
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I won't be eating cheeseburgers and buying bigger pants to add stamina. In the sack I care about one thing. M.E. My Enjoyment.
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I'll satisfy the one that matters. Me
...it gives me the impression that many guys are concerned with cumming as quickly as possible, regardless of their BMI/physique.
Posted on 9/12/14 at 5:00 pm to Powerman
And yet people here wonder why I don't want to be with most men my age--because they think 90 seconds is acceptable and are two pump chumps.
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