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re: So do skinny guys really suck this bad in bed?

Posted on 9/12/14 at 4:05 pm to
Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
28053 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 4:05 pm to
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I'll satisfy the one that matters. Me



Kinda like that old joke:

Why do women fake orgasms?
They think we care.
Posted by Powerman
Member since Jan 2004
162190 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 4:06 pm to
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Fat men are nailing fat women. It's a lot harder to get excited by rolls of fat.


I'm not
Posted by TigerEggs
NOLA
Member since Nov 2009
622 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 4:07 pm to
Maybe because the fatties are pounding other fatties, I wouldn't be able to get off either.

Let's put a fatty on an OT 10 and see how long he lasts
Posted by lsut2005
Northshore
Member since Jul 2009
2596 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 4:07 pm to
^^^^^^^^^^^^ times 1000000
Posted by Powerman
Member since Jan 2004
162190 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 4:08 pm to
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Maybe because the fatties are pounding other fatties, I wouldn't be able to get off either.


Please. Skinny guys nail fat girls and fat guys nail skinny women. It's not like people only have sex with people of the same weight.
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83924 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 4:08 pm to
I always figured it was because I hardly get laid.
Posted by ThePoo
Work
Member since Jan 2007
60577 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 4:10 pm to
Probably because the fat fricks have to jerk of so much they rubbed the sensitivity right out of their dicks....probably need to slam it in doors they beat there shite so hard over their lifetime
Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
28053 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 4:10 pm to
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I don't care how good you look. If you only last a couple minutes, you're not going to be satisfying anyone.


This.

I'm certain that looks don't matter as much to women as they do to us. I mean, you can't be a troll, but confidence and being engaging can get an average guy pretty far with women several steps above his pay grade.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 4:10 pm to
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I always figured it was because I hardly get laid.



well, there's that too
Posted by stegs_81
Baton rouge
Member since Jun 2014
211 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 4:10 pm to
I won't be eating cheeseburgers and buying bigger pants to add stamina. In the sack I care about one thing. M.E. My Enjoyment.
Posted by ellishughtiger
70118
Member since Jul 2004
21135 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 4:11 pm to
you're a libra, brah. you should be getting laid every weekend.

What are you doing wrong?

halitosis?

vertically challenged?
Posted by Brageous
Member since Jul 2008
107724 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 4:11 pm to
Posted by Powerman
Member since Jan 2004
162190 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 4:12 pm to
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Probably because the fat fricks have to jerk of so much they rubbed the sensitivity right out of their dicks....probably need to slam it in doors they beat there shite so hard over their lifetime


So much stupidity here

If fat guys never get laid and have to beat off all the time to get themselves off then they should be even more sensitive when they have actual sex.
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83924 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 4:12 pm to
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you're a libra, brah. you should be getting laid every weekend.

What are you doing wrong?

halitosis?

vertically challenged?


Worse. Married.
Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
28053 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 4:12 pm to
He's married.
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83924 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 4:12 pm to
My brother
Posted by ellishughtiger
70118
Member since Jul 2004
21135 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 4:12 pm to
quote:

Worse. Married.


prayer sent
Posted by Powerman
Member since Jan 2004
162190 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 4:13 pm to
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In the sack I care about one thing. M.E. My Enjoyment.


This is the first time this has happened to M.E.
Posted by USMCTiger03
Member since Sep 2007
71176 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 4:13 pm to
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Fat men are nailing fat women. It's a lot harder to get excited by rolls of fat.

This.
Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
28053 posts
Posted on 9/12/14 at 4:13 pm to
In the club.
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