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re: Post your GDCK stories.Posted by YumYum Sauce on 9/12/14 at 3:11 pm to Broke
I was floating down the drunken Spring River a few years ago when I decided I needed to climb a tree and jump out. I was about 15 beers deep combined with shots of god knows what when I found myself shimmyup up a tree trunk that leaned over the river.
My friends yell for me to hurry up so I look ahead when I see a black mass curled up about a foot from my face. it was a big fat water moccasin coiled and ready to frick shite up. I screamed like a bitch and fell in about 2 feet of water. My friends said I was running on top of the water to get away
My friends yell for me to hurry up so I look ahead when I see a black mass curled up about a foot from my face. it was a big fat water moccasin coiled and ready to frick shite up. I screamed like a bitch and fell in about 2 feet of water. My friends said I was running on top of the water to get away
re: Post your GDCK stories.Posted by ThatsAFactJack on 9/12/14 at 3:44 pm to Broke
I would have died from a stroke or heart attack. F that noise.
re: Post your GDCK stories.Posted by saltybulldog on 9/12/14 at 3:44 pm to FT
Ok.
The year was 1985, I was 6. It was a hot summer...south MS hot. We were at our hunting camp doing summer time hunting camp stuff. That afternoon, we all go down to the creek to play on the sandbar. This particular day, the creek had cut the sandbar, creating a small island. Perfect for a 6 year old. I am out there playing and building one bad arse sand-castle-rocket.
I hear some noise in the background, but generally ignore it. Then i hear my sister screaming really loud. I look up and my dad and several of the other guys are running towards me and waving there hands crazy. Finally, amongst the noise, I realize they are screaming at me, telling me to run. Then i hear it..the work SNAKE. I look behind me and a GDCK is probably 6 feet from me. This thing is freaking huge. It was every bit of 6 feet long. In my 6 year old mind it is already swallowing me. I freak, pull some rolling maneuver in the sand and then started to haul arse.
Fortunately, my dad and friends were packing. That shot GDCK multiple times, which was necessary given its size. I recall them noting that it was still moving after somewhere around 20 shots. I was afraid of going in that creek for sometime. The worst part was, between the snake and the shooting, they fricked up my Sandcastle-Rocket. frickIN' GDCK.
The year was 1985, I was 6. It was a hot summer...south MS hot. We were at our hunting camp doing summer time hunting camp stuff. That afternoon, we all go down to the creek to play on the sandbar. This particular day, the creek had cut the sandbar, creating a small island. Perfect for a 6 year old. I am out there playing and building one bad arse sand-castle-rocket.
I hear some noise in the background, but generally ignore it. Then i hear my sister screaming really loud. I look up and my dad and several of the other guys are running towards me and waving there hands crazy. Finally, amongst the noise, I realize they are screaming at me, telling me to run. Then i hear it..the work SNAKE. I look behind me and a GDCK is probably 6 feet from me. This thing is freaking huge. It was every bit of 6 feet long. In my 6 year old mind it is already swallowing me. I freak, pull some rolling maneuver in the sand and then started to haul arse.
Fortunately, my dad and friends were packing. That shot GDCK multiple times, which was necessary given its size. I recall them noting that it was still moving after somewhere around 20 shots. I was afraid of going in that creek for sometime. The worst part was, between the snake and the shooting, they fricked up my Sandcastle-Rocket. frickIN' GDCK.
re: Post your GDCK stories.Posted by FT on 9/12/14 at 3:45 pm to saltybulldog
quote:Never forget.
Sandcastle-Rocket
re: Post your GDCK stories.Posted by 777Tiger on 9/12/14 at 3:56 pm to idlewatcher
quote:
Check this one out
we are the knights that go nee!
re: Post your GDCK stories.Posted by saltybulldog on 9/12/14 at 4:00 pm to FT
It had a fully operational moat/ cooling pool and a gate.
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re: Post your GDCK stories.Posted by WeeWee on 9/12/14 at 4:03 pm to idlewatcher
that needs to go to the fark board
re: Post your GDCK stories.Posted by FT on 9/12/14 at 4:04 pm to idlewatcher
What if someone threw that shite at you?
re: Post your GDCK stories.Posted by CreoleGumbo on 9/12/14 at 4:15 pm to WeeWee
GDCK will haunt my dreams now...you all suck.
re: Post your GDCK stories.Posted by NawlinsTiger9 on 9/13/14 at 1:07 am to FT
I'm walking into my kitchen with my black lab at my heels and I see something on the floor. I turn the light on to find a baby GDCK, a copperhead from the look of it, INSIDE MY frickING HOUSE.
I put the dog away and look for a killing utensil, as I'm getting ready to drop the boom the snake jumps up and slithers behind a bookcase.
I never found him. I don't know how it's possible, but he just fricking vanished. I turned the bookcase upside down, emptied the shelves. Nothing.
So yeah, I think I'll be setting my house on fire soon.
I put the dog away and look for a killing utensil, as I'm getting ready to drop the boom the snake jumps up and slithers behind a bookcase.
I never found him. I don't know how it's possible, but he just fricking vanished. I turned the bookcase upside down, emptied the shelves. Nothing.
So yeah, I think I'll be setting my house on fire soon.
This post was edited on 9/13 at 1:08 am
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