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Posted by bbap
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2006
96003 posts
Posted on 8/22/14 at 11:09 am to
Come on outta there honey. Quit farting around.
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
79936 posts
Posted on 8/22/14 at 11:22 am to
The teacher's rant about modern humor being nothing but excrement then having the toilet explode in his face.

Lacey Chabert delivering a PERFECT parody of Jennifer Love Hewitt. "I give them handjobs"

Molly Ringwald's cameo at the end. "fricking teenagers"

"We ain't white, we ain't white. We definitely ain't white..."
This post was edited on 8/22/14 at 11:25 am
Posted by MasCervezas
Ocean Springs
Member since Jul 2013
7958 posts
Posted on 8/22/14 at 11:53 am to
quote:

"We ain't white, we ain't white. We definitely ain't white..."


"break it down ni***"
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86432 posts
Posted on 8/22/14 at 12:12 pm to
We didn't steal your routine..come on girls let's show em.


"We're the East Compton Clovers.."

Posted by rockchlkjayhku11
Cincinnati, OH
Member since Aug 2006
36449 posts
Posted on 8/22/14 at 12:14 pm to
we areeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee the north compton wildcats. we're black, we know it, we shake our big booties and show it. we aint white, we aint white, we definitely aint white! break it down ****s

damn, those bitches represent!

"believe in the ball, and throw yourself"
This post was edited on 8/22/14 at 12:16 pm
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86432 posts
Posted on 8/22/14 at 12:25 pm to
oh whoops had the quote wrong. I was thinking of the real team in bring it on
Posted by Tiger1242
Member since Jul 2011
31893 posts
Posted on 8/22/14 at 12:37 pm to
"I don't just sleep with every guy who writes me note"

"You don't?"

"No, I give them handjobs"
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
34445 posts
Posted on 8/22/14 at 12:45 pm to
quote:

It's ALREADY BEEN BROUGHT-EN!!!!!
I say this all the time IRL.
Posted by the smoke monster
USA USA USA
Member since Aug 2010
4507 posts
Posted on 8/22/14 at 12:56 pm to
quote:

Janey: [talking about her dead mom] I remember it like it was yesterday, Christmas 1989, Dad had just gotten fired from the Zippo factory, Mom was still pulling in tricks to make ends meet, Daniel Day Lewis won an Oscar for "My Left Foot", and all I wanted was one of those little Betsy Wetsy dolls.
Jake: I remember those. Push her belly and she'd piss all over herself.
Janey: She said she was going out to get my Dad a bottle of gin, but, I knew she was going to get me that present. It was raining really hard that night, the roads were... slippery.
Jake: Janey... a car accident.
Janey: No. Cancer.


quote:

Janey: [Talking about after her mom's death] It was so hard. I had to take on all of her responsibilities. Cooking... cleaning... breast feeding Mitch.


Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
79936 posts
Posted on 8/22/14 at 1:11 pm to
It's too bad Chyler Leigh basically fell off the face of the earth after that movie.

Other things:

-The Reggie Ray concussion counter

-Jake's dad trying to hook him up with his mom

-"That's disgusting, you're my sister...oh, only by blood"

-Catherine's scat fetish

-The "most beautiful thing I've ever seen" floating bag

-Aeriola changing her accent every time she speaks, with subtitles, and always nude

-"Dat Kracka is WHITE. Kain't he see that, yo?"
This post was edited on 8/22/14 at 1:20 pm
Posted by DelU249
Austria
Member since Dec 2010
77625 posts
Posted on 8/22/14 at 1:18 pm to
I had a friend in the navy from Miami, he was a dj, who swears he banged her

says she used to be goth and wear jncos
Posted by theGarnetWay
Washington, D.C.
Member since Mar 2010
25847 posts
Posted on 8/22/14 at 1:46 pm to
The whole Breakfast Club scene.

Especially since they got the original Principal Vernon to do it.
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
79936 posts
Posted on 8/22/14 at 1:59 pm to
Eenie Meenie Myney

MO

Your mother is a

HO

I once knew a clown named

BOBO
Posted by LSUDav7
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2006
1551 posts
Posted on 8/22/14 at 2:07 pm to
"Believe in the ball, and throw yourself"
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
79936 posts
Posted on 8/22/14 at 2:11 pm to
"You ruined my perfect season"

"Senor, you ruined my perfect seasOn"
Posted by vilma4prez
Lafayette, LA
Member since Jan 2009
6426 posts
Posted on 8/22/14 at 2:20 pm to
I've been watching you
after practice
in the showers
popping other boys with a wet towel
I can tell you like that...
mmhhhgggmm
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 8/22/14 at 2:35 pm to
You really could post the whole movie script and i laugh reading it. Every line is a gem.

quote:

The whole Breakfast Club scene.


So that's one more for ox or one more for Mitch?

That's another!



My 2 favorite quote in the movie:
quote:

Mr. Briggs: Hey, uhh... I might be late to pick you guys up.
Janey: Why, do you have a job interview today, daddy?
Mr. Briggs: No honey, I'll probably just be waaaay too drunk.
Janey: Oh, that's good, we don't want you drinking and driving.
Mr. Briggs: Oh, I'll be driving. I'll just be too shite-faced to remember to pick you guys up.


quote:


Janey Briggs: Hey Ricky, what'd you do this weekend?
Ricky Lipman: Well, Friday night I stood outside your window - in the pouring rain - screaming your name for several hours. And then I spent all of Saturday and Sunday making you this great "Janey... I've Been Desperately Trying To Tell You That I Am Madly In Love With Youuuuuu... Mix Tape!... for your birthday.

Top 4 Hon Mens:

quote:

Ricky Lipman: I am *not* going to let you hurt Janey again. Okay? Besides, I love her.
Jake: Well, so do I.
Ricky Lipman: Yes, but I'm the best friend, and I have been in front of her face the whole time, and she just... hasn't really realized it yet, but she will.
Jake: Well, I'm the reformed cool guy, who's learned the error of his ways. She's gonna forgive me for my mistakes, and realize that I really love her.
Ricky Lipman: Dammit, that's true.


quote:

All I said was: "I'm pretending to whisper a big secret in your ear so that Jake here thinks I'm telling you a secret, which will cause him to break into a hysterical confession where he actually reveals a big secret. Thus confirming everything I just whispered in your ear.


quote:

She's right... maybe you should get on that plane to Paris. Cause if you stay, we really only have the summer, then I go to college and we'll talk on the phone and spend the occasional weekend together which is nice. But chances are one night I'm gonna get wrecked and have unprotected sex with some girl in my dorm. You'll find her thong and call me a slut... I'll call you a cock-tease and we'll break up. So when you really think about it, what's the point?


quote:

I just jerked off in your french toast!

Posted by BlackleafBaller
Member since Oct 2012
1863 posts
Posted on 8/22/14 at 3:19 pm to
You left me for this guy?



You left me for THIS guy?
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
79936 posts
Posted on 8/22/14 at 3:24 pm to
quote:

oh please, that line was ripped off pretty in pink


quote:

trust me, I know
Posted by theGarnetWay
Washington, D.C.
Member since Mar 2010
25847 posts
Posted on 8/22/14 at 3:34 pm to
Shaw to Manziel: Looks like Mr. Not 1st string anymore.. isn't first string anymore.
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