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re: Whats the most ridiculous thing you've seen at a wedding?

Posted on 7/28/14 at 7:05 pm to
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108098 posts
Posted on 7/28/14 at 7:05 pm to
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No alcohol.


On second thought, this. If you have a dry wedding, fat chance I'm showing up for it.
Posted by Paige
Vice President of the OT
Member since Oct 2010
84748 posts
Posted on 7/28/14 at 7:05 pm to
Sitting on hay bales, the groom wearing overalls and horns as decorations. This was the actual wedding, at their trailer, which is where I'm sure the reception was. I was young and didn't go
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124195 posts
Posted on 7/28/14 at 7:07 pm to
Caught the bride and the grooms father making out in the car while I was smoking a cigarette
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108098 posts
Posted on 7/28/14 at 7:11 pm to
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No games will be missed though as the ceremony is from 6:10-6:25 between the CBS and ESPN coverage games.


I'm very glad you've thought this through for all of our sakes.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57443 posts
Posted on 7/28/14 at 7:12 pm to
Yeah no shite
Posted by TheEnglishman
On the road to Wellville
Member since Mar 2010
3105 posts
Posted on 7/28/14 at 7:15 pm to
At a wedding in MS. Bride was crazy and had slept with 4 of the 5 groomsmen. During the father/daughter dance the father was cupping both cheeks of his daughters arse the entire time! I couldn't believe it.. I looked over at my date and said I don't know whether to clap or call the cops....

Fast forward 1 month... The bride went crazy and would tear off all her clothes and run in to the woods where she would hide for days or weeks. Happened a few times. She was admitted to a psych ward for major mental problems a year or so later.
Posted by ElderTiger
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2010
6985 posts
Posted on 7/28/14 at 7:19 pm to
About 5 years ago we were on vacation in Destin. Our condo was overlooking the beach. There was a sunset wedding right in front of our condo. It was a white bride and a Latino groom. After the ceremony words were said and the groom and his new brother in law got in to it. No punches but some serious shoving and cussing. The brother in law left in a huff.
We were killing ourselves laughing.
Posted by The Dudes Rug
Member since Nov 2004
13860 posts
Posted on 7/28/14 at 7:28 pm to
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Money Dance
Posted by Rza32
Member since Nov 2008
3599 posts
Posted on 7/28/14 at 7:30 pm to
Groom crying when sees the bride. Beta.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65497 posts
Posted on 7/28/14 at 7:34 pm to
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Saw a guy propose to his GF at a reception. Talk about a pissed off bride/groom family.


There's a famous old Irish ballad that starts out with the lyric:

"Now I've often heard it said from my father and my mother
That going to a wedding was the makings of another"


I guess they were right.



Posted by mommas boy
Member since Sep 2012
2234 posts
Posted on 7/28/14 at 7:45 pm to
The brides mom grinding on the drunk preacher at the reception
Posted by iluvdatiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2004
42817 posts
Posted on 7/28/14 at 7:46 pm to
the bride's brother was a groomsman and was shitfaced before the wedding even started at sunset. When it came time for him to walk a bridesmaid down the aisle, he tried to do so while smoking a cigarette. We managed to get it out of his hand but he didn't understand what the big deal was.
Posted by goldenbadger08
Sorting Out MSB BS Since 2011
Member since Oct 2011
37900 posts
Posted on 7/28/14 at 7:47 pm to
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Sitting on hay bales
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the groom wearing overalls
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at their trailer
OMG
Posted by Sparky36
Member since Dec 2005
1049 posts
Posted on 7/28/14 at 8:04 pm to
My uncle married this chick he barely knew. They left the room for a smoke or something, and all of a sudden this dude stabs my pregnant sister-in-law right in her womb! Then a bunch of guys shot my brother full of arrows, after which one of my deceased dad's best friends stabbed him (my brother) to death. To top it all off, they stabbed my dad's wife (she wasn't my mother...long story). I wasn't there, but I heard all about it. I've sworn revenge.
This post was edited on 7/28/14 at 8:05 pm
Posted by Sellecks Moustache
NC
Member since Jun 2014
5994 posts
Posted on 7/28/14 at 8:12 pm to
Posted by ElderTiger
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2010
6985 posts
Posted on 7/28/14 at 8:23 pm to
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She was admitted to a psych ward for major mental problems a year or so later.


Why did they that long ?
Posted by WaltTeevens
Santa Barbara, CA
Member since Dec 2013
10950 posts
Posted on 7/28/14 at 8:29 pm to
Edit: wrong thread
This post was edited on 7/28/14 at 8:33 pm
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
33851 posts
Posted on 7/28/14 at 8:35 pm to
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Edit: wrong thread


You gaudamned right

I was wondering where the awesome back story was.
Posted by damnedoldtigah
Middle of Louisiana
Member since Jan 2014
4275 posts
Posted on 7/28/14 at 9:02 pm to
A. Looking back, my then wife.

B. Recently went to wedding where bride was easily 300 on the hoof, lots of tats, in a sleeveless dress, and sounded like miss piggy. Only thing missing was the squiggly tail poking out the back. Gave the groom's father name of a good divorce lawyer on the way out. Used him ten months later.
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24560 posts
Posted on 7/28/14 at 9:08 pm to
My little brother's best man copied that speech from that movie where he goes through the stages of the relationships through songs. I can't remember the name of the movie but I was like "really dude? Way to be original and put some sincere effort in there." Nobody seemed to notice but me and I never called him out in it to anyone. Yes I'm still bitter I wasn't chosen as best man.
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