re: Do any women really think this?

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I'll have my secretary fax over my schedule (pronounced "shedule") and we'll try and find a time. I will frick up your world!!!

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Works for me, bitch. We can just sync up our google calendars while we're at it. That way next time you want your arse kicked, you can pencil in the reaming yourself.

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Also, conference calls are for figs.

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That's not what your mom and sister thought when I used up the last of my boost mobile card with them last night.