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phantasy tour wiki


ive been looking for this. thank fricking god






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Please pray for me guys. I was at dinner last night and I got a little excited during grace. In my own twisted way I thought that God was saying it was ok and well lets just say I only ate with one hand during dinner. Afterwards, I then realized it was satan. Am I going to hell?






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Yea

I'm that big of a loser that I've read most of the stuff on that website

Man I could make a whole thread of Antelope Greg memes. Those crack me up in a fricking big way.






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Rickety Cricket
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Do it





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danman6336
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shite I forgot when they updated PT it lost all the old threads

I can still find most of the good ones on google anyway. I'll post some.






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danman6336
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does anyone else have the hardest fricking time posting links on this board

I don't why it's so fricking difficult to post stuff on here. It's taken me like five minutes to post like 3 pictures

most annoying thing about TD by a mile






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Burt Reynolds
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yea i have to pull up imgur in a separate page just to do it





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I don't quite understand what's going on in this thread... But I like it.





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Greg himself responded (11/17/98) thusly: "Hello ,this is Antelope Greg .To all you losers who don't like me because I popped a baloon ,or told you to shut up because you were talking about sue and rick and i said "shut the #%&*@ up'' suck an egg. I know I get a little excited ,and I dance all crazy, but I don"t have an anterage I have stood on a chair twice,encore of the Rosemont , and encore of Albert Hall but only after the music was done. ... A lot of people agree with holding your space and not acting like you are at a Metallica concert.Often people after shows come to me and tell how me keeping my space made every one around me hold space and they had the best time ever at a show.So all you pansy asses want to talk crap why don't you get some balls and use them, don't say shite over a computer . Say it to my face one on one, don't threaten me with stones because I'll be running like an Antelope alright,like Lopeg chasin all of you because you know you don't have the balls to do it one on one even with rocks.To all those I may have been mean to because I was mad that day, I'm sorry, I'm very emotional. Any one who knows me for awhile knows I'm better then you interneters make me out to be. please print in my infamous section. Thanx LopeG " He added (on 4/30/99, in all-caps but otherwise thusly) "you should let me put something on my faq soght unless you are just a bunch of loosers who go to one show a tour and have never met me or you have some jelousy thing going on and you can't handle me being around."






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I wonder if Antelope Greg will be sharin in the groove on Saturday





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A must have for everyone's pin collection






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i tried to bump a bunch of drake threads but they were all locked :(





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Burt Reynolds
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i would buy that pin





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I bet you would





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Burt Reynolds
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i would





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Burt Reynolds
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Everyone knows that an evening at Red Lobster is no small affair. I press my jeans, put on my finest hair product, and drench myself in a musky cologne. Hell, I may even shine up my wing tipped shoes, for I am going to Red Lobster. I strut through the door with my finest lady on my arm and throw up two fingers to the Hostess. I glide past the lobster tank with ease knowing that yet again I will not be eating a red lobster at Red Lobster (who would). I take a seat and before the waiter asks us for our drinks I request 20 cheddar bay biscuits. It's such a bold move that music stops, glasses clink, and everyone in a 5 yard radius gasps in disbelief/shock. Even my company gives me a look of concern. The waiter says " s..sir are you sure?". I don't sweat one bit and I tell that waiter to step and make with the cbb's. he comes back with three baskets filled with biscuits (7 in 2 and 6 in another). I thank the waiter. Then I go straight baller!!!! I'm pounding biszcuits left and right. Smashing them in old dudes faces, rubbing them between my ladies titties, telling the waiter to frick off. I cause a ruckus, only get cbb's, don't pay a dime, and leave with my girl plus three more.That's generally what happens every time I go to Red Lobster, I've gotten banned from 33 locations.





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Burt Reynolds
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Oh, and I am a real lawyer. I've also really done all of the following things:
- been in non-public areas of the White House
- produced papers that were put into the hands of the President
- had my picture taken with the President
- attended a private briefing with the First Lady
- sat in the President's box at the Kennedy Center
- sat in the office chair of a well-known Presidential candidate
- had a private lunch with at least one Senator
- had lunch in the private Senate dining room
- been to a private party with two (different) Senators, and two political talk-show hosts
- had drinks with a (different) Senator in his chambers
- been told an off-color joke by a (different, and of course Republican) Senator
- represented three Members of Congress in communications with the public
- been one of four people in a meeting with the Mayor of a top-3 American city
- had drinks (and been at a Dead show) with the Deputy Mayor of a (different) top-3 American city
- been sought out as a source by one of the top reporters on cable news

And all of that was over a decade ago, before I turned 24.






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Burt Reynolds
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Has that "little girl" look that some men really dig. Kinda like you're fricking a teenager before daddy comes home from work. You pull out because she doesn't even know what birth control is yet and end up jizzing all over her math homework. Then while you're cleaning it up you stumble upon a love letter written to her by Justin in homeroom and fly into a rage because if she's keeping something like that then there must be something going on, or maybe she secretly wants there to be. So you smack her around and then go home to the wife and kids and pretend like nothing happened. At 3am you sneak down into the kitchen to have your nightly glass of whiskey as you cry and wish you had the balls to finally kill yourself.





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