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Michael J Cocks
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re: Gaboon viper on the loose, Mt Pleasant, SC


They look like big arse slugs.

Big arse slugs that have 2, 1 inch hypodermic needles in their mouths and prey on humans.






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GeauxLSUGeaux
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re: Gaboon viper on the loose, Mt Pleasant, SC


Live action!





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Spaulding Smails
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re: Gaboon viper on the loose, Mt Pleasant, SC


I'm surprised a bunch of rednecks in South Carolina couldn't locate and kill a giant snake that was on the loose.





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LSUvegasbombed
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re: Gaboon viper on the loose, Mt Pleasant, SC








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DevilDogTiger
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re: Gaboon viper on the loose, Mt Pleasant, SC


The ignorance on this board is astounding. It has little to do with the snake and everything to do with how the snake is raised. My adder sleeps at the foot of my 5yr old daughter's bed every night. She plays with him, pulls on his tail, tries to ride him like a horse sometimes. And he just acts like it doesn't bother him. Death Fangie (what my daughter named him) would never hurt anyone and he is the sweetest snake I've ever owned.
More people get bit by garden snakes every year but the media loves to portray vipers as the bad snakes. In the 80's it was cobras and mambas that were bad.

To many people in trailer parks thinking owning a viper is cool and don't know what they're doing is giving us good viper owners a bad name. fricking liberals!






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ChallboiMatt
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re: Gaboon viper on the loose, Mt Pleasant, SC


Not many rednecks in Mt. Pleasant.





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Spaulding Smails
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re: Gaboon viper on the loose, Mt Pleasant, SC


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Not many rednecks in Mt. Pleasant.

Darius Rucker






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SlowFlowPro
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re: Gaboon viper on the loose, Mt Pleasant, SC


i already made a pit viper joke, bra

nobody got it #doe






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Camp Randall
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re: Gaboon viper on the loose, Mt Pleasant, SC


I like it.





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lsu480
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re: Gaboon viper on the loose, Mt Pleasant, SC


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Wtf does " I close bars" mean? Is that some kind of occupation or does she be getting toe up every night at the club?



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Govt Tide
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re: Gaboon viper on the loose, Mt Pleasant, SC


I don't now how I missed black mamba. If you corner a black mamba in a confined space you can pretty much forget it. You're done. Probably the best combination of speed, agility, aggressiveness, and potent venom of all of them.

Of the ones you mentioned, give me the sea snake all day. Toxic venom but by far the most docile and non aggressive snake of them all.






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LSUvegasbombed
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re: Gaboon viper on the loose, Mt Pleasant, SC


black mamba vs mongoose







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lsu480
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re: Gaboon viper on the loose, Mt Pleasant, SC


quote:

The ignorance on this board is astounding. It has little to do with the snake and everything to do with how the snake is raised. My adder sleeps at the foot of my 5yr old daughter's bed every night. She plays with him, pulls on his tail, tries to ride him like a horse sometimes. And he just acts like it doesn't bother him. Death Fangie (what my daughter named him) would never hurt anyone and he is the sweetest snake I've ever owned.
More people get bit by garden snakes every year but the media loves to portray vipers as the bad snakes. In the 80's it was cobras and mambas that were bad.

To many people in trailer parks thinking owning a viper is cool and don't know what they're doing is giving us good viper owners a bad name. fricking liberals!









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Pettifogger
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re: Gaboon viper on the loose, Mt Pleasant, SC


If that lady really mean "close down bars" like we're interpreting it, she needs to get an OT invite ASAP.





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blueboy
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re: Gaboon viper on the loose, Mt Pleasant, SC


I'm no herpetologist either, but I don't think Gaboon Vipers are native to SC. Which dumb redneck thought this would be a cool pet to have?





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elprez00
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re: Gaboon viper on the loose, Mt Pleasant, SC


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DevilDogTiger

That was a brilliant post, sir.






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blueboy
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re: Gaboon viper on the loose, Mt Pleasant, SC


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black mamba
That one gets my vote. They're just super fast, although the Gaboon Viper has the fun flesh melting venom like the Snake Island snakes, IIRC.






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SlowFlowPro
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re: Gaboon viper on the loose, Mt Pleasant, SC


the gabon viper has weak venom but just skeetskeets a bunch into you

*ETA: it's the peter north of snakes



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lsu480
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re: Gaboon viper on the loose, Mt Pleasant, SC


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the gabon viper has weak venom but just skeetskeets a bunch into you

*ETA: it's the peter north of snakes



You saying Peter North has weak venom?






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tigerpimpbot
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re: Gaboon viper on the loose, Mt Pleasant, SC


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“And I read it and I was like oh my god! I close bars and I get home like around 11 or 12-o’clock at night and I have to take them out.”



Their bars close at 11 or 12? Boooooo

The only way to ensure this GDCK is eliminated is to burn the whole town to the ground.






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