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re: Man claims to have shot and killed Bigfoot in Texas; presser scheduled

Posted on 1/3/14 at 10:49 am to
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19419 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 10:49 am to
This needs to move to the OB
Posted by RhodeIslandRed
Adrift Off the Spanish Main
Member since Aug 2009
3175 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 10:49 am to
I wonder where and why he is hiding the corpse of big foot?
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134839 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 10:49 am to
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cleeveclever


Posted by TigerRad
Columbia, SC
Member since Jan 2007
5354 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 10:49 am to
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He killed the thing in 2012? WTF wouldnt he announce it that day?



he needs plenty of time to accumulate "sponsors" to fleece for his planned "tour"


quote:

Bigfoot Tour Sponsorship / Investment

This is your opportunity to become a part of History.

The Bigfoot body (known as “Hank”) will tour across the USA in 2014.

We expect worldwide media interest, plus local interest on a state and city basis.

As a result, your business has an opportunity to be seen, worldwide, nation wide, state wide & city wide.

We have many types of opportunities available from signage of our Motor home, through to T shirts ( will be seen on December 2013 worldwide press conference), banners and of course merchandise through licensing is also available.

Get in BEFORE December to get the best deal. Once the body is released to the main stream media, we expect a flood of inquiries. So to get the best deal for business (or product) please contact us now for a proposal. Please send an email from your business address so we can verify it to be authentic.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
58304 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 10:50 am to
That mother fricker better not have killed Yukon.
Posted by ForeverLSU02
Albany
Member since Jun 2007
52147 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 10:51 am to
Posted by Phil A Sheo
equinsu ocha
Member since Aug 2011
12166 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 10:51 am to
quote:

I wonder where and why he is hiding the corpse of big foot?


costume closet
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19419 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 10:51 am to
Seems legit
Posted by ThaKaptin
The Sultan of Swag
Member since Nov 2010
21741 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 10:52 am to
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And after the press conference they arrest him for homicide when they find that it's just a guy that grew a really long beard and hair.



at first I would be like

but then id be like
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
34405 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 10:53 am to
I guess he just admitted to murder. He should have lawyered up.
This post was edited on 1/3/14 at 10:53 am
Posted by Phil A Sheo
equinsu ocha
Member since Aug 2011
12166 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 10:54 am to
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I guess he just admitted to murder. He should have lawyered up.



Since when is shooting a movie prop murder??
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
34405 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 10:55 am to
This post was edited on 1/3/14 at 10:56 am
Posted by Phil A Sheo
equinsu ocha
Member since Aug 2011
12166 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 10:55 am to


Until we find a planet full of these guys...



I will be a skeptic
This post was edited on 1/3/14 at 10:58 am
Posted by Ghostfacedistiller
BR
Member since Jun 2008
17500 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 10:57 am to
So this guy is a known bigfoot hunter, killed this thing in early Sept 2012 and only now is coming forward with the body?

Sounds legit.
Posted by Master of Sinanju
Member since Feb 2012
11308 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 11:01 am to
Posted by oleyeller
Vols, Bitch
Member since Oct 2012
32015 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 11:02 am to
no black panther.. no care
Posted by jdd48
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2012
22051 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 11:03 am to
quote:

He killed the thing in 2012? WTF wouldnt he announce it that day?


My first thought too. Keep the body on ice for what reason?
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
49221 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 11:11 am to
This is totally legit
Posted by Count Chocula
Tier 5 and proud
Member since Feb 2009
63908 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 11:19 am to
quote:

Bigfoot Tour Sponsorship / Investment This is your opportunity to become a part of History. The Bigfoot body (known as “Hank”) will tour across the USA in 2014. We expect worldwide media interest, plus local interest on a state and city basis. As a result, your business has an opportunity to be seen, worldwide, nation wide, state wide & city wide. We have many types of opportunities available from signage of our Motor home, through to T shirts ( will be seen on December 2013 worldwide press conference), banners and of course merchandise through licensing is also available. Get in BEFORE December to get the best deal. Once the body is released to the main stream media, we expect a flood of inquiries. So to get the best deal for business (or product) please contact us now for a proposal. Please send an email from your business address so we can verify it to be authentic.
I can see the handwriting on the wall. Right before the BIG TOUR begins, the body will mysteriously disappear - and so will this guy with all the sponsorship money.
Posted by TigerFanatic1
Monroe, LA
Member since Aug 2007
2094 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 11:34 am to
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