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RonBurgundy
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Or, as Project pointed, how does Flash know how to get where he's going? Dude is constantly pulling a Jesus and running straight over the ocean. How???


Great thing about Flash is that he goes back and forth in time, so if he fricks up he just jumps back a little.






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Bard
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Btw, this thread is taking great advantage of my adhd combined with a healthy disinterest in doing any work until quitting time.


Pefect. Friday. Thread.

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Ok but what about all the others? Green Lanterns ring can navigate. Shazam? Maybe magic I guess.

Ms. Marvel, Storm, Rogue, Wonder Woman, etc?

Or, as Project pointed, how does Flash know how to get where he's going? Dude is constantly pulling a Jesus and running straight over the ocean. How???


During the scenes you don't see (like Batman on the shitter) they probably stop to consult a map.

For those in groups (JLA, Avengers, XMen) the explanations could be legion.

JLA, getting communication in their ear-pieces from the Watchtower about course corrections.

Avengers, GPS-enabled map nav on their ID cards

XMen, being guided there by a telepath.






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ProjectP2294
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Wolverine and Cap should have a drinking contest. Tony Stark can judge.



I can't imagine that Cap's liver is in all that great of shape having to metabolize Super Soldier serum for 70 years. And also the whole suspended animation thing.






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Scruffy
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As a non-vagina seeing nerd, I can verify that Flash does indeed generate a protective field as he runs which protects him from friction and the like.


Yea, I know. I actually read the Flash comics. I was just throwing out questions.






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Murray
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Why does it seem like every character that doesn't have the ability to fly is an expert pilot? And where do all these planes come from?


X-Men has gotta be mean Pilot in some other language. Every one of them can fly the shite out of the Blackbird.


Ron! You finally taking a break from messing around with Durango's and horses and gonna drop some comic knowledge on us?






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Bard
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Wolverine and Cap should have a drinking contest. Tony Stark can judge.




That's cold, bruh. Cold.










































Cold like the ice cold Bud Lights I will be enjoying after work, that is!






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Scruffy
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X-Men has gotta be mean Pilot in some other language. Every one of them can fly the shite out of the Blackbird.


It would make sense to train them all in piloting wouldn't it?

Hell, the danger room has to have some kind of pilot training feature.






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Bard
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I can't imagine that Cap's liver is in all that great of shape having to metabolize Super Soldier serum for 70 years. And also the whole suspended animation thing.


Nah. I think Cap could last a good while, but Logan could quite possibly go on forever. He could make a small fortune just going to bars and challenging people to drinking contests.






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USMCTiger03
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Something I've always wondered, can he can he get drunk or high?

From the comics, it takes a lot but he does.






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ProjectP2294
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I wonder if the X-Men make Ice Man and Storm act as the AC in the X-Mansion? They have to do something to keep the bills down, I mean none of them are gainfully employed.





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Scruffy
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He then sobers up almost immediately, resulting in a hangover. Pretty funny if you ask me.





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Bard
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X-Men has gotta be mean Pilot in some other language. Every one of them can fly the shite out of the Blackbird.


Nah, Professor X, Jean or Emma (depending on where you are in the lore) can just implant the knowledge in them.






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Scruffy
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I wonder if the X-Men make Ice Man and Storm act as the AC in the X-Mansion? They have to do something to keep the bills down, I mean none of them are gainfully employed.
Now that is a good question.

Imagine how much money they would save by doing that.






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ProjectP2294
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Nah. I think Cap could last a good while, but Logan could quite possibly go on forever. He could make a small fortune just going to bars and challenging people to drinking contests.


Reminds me of an old Superman joke that I will not repeat here because I don't want to be banned for racial epithets.






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Bard
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I wonder if the X-Men make Ice Man and Storm act as the AC in the X-Mansion? They have to do something to keep the bills down, I mean none of them are gainfully employed.


That would be a good idea and very green of them.

Mr. Fantastic... changes his wang's size or not? Discuss.






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ProjectP2294
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Mr. Fantastic... changes his wang's size or not? Discuss.



I thought of this one earlier. He obviously does. Have you seen Sue? Got to keep her satisfied.

The twist is that he changes it in both directions. To allow for easier rear entry.

Does Ben Grimm shit?






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Murray
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For those in groups (JLA, Avengers, XMen) the explanations could be legion.

JLA, getting communication in their ear-pieces from the Watchtower about course corrections.
Avengers, GPS-enabled map nav on their ID cards XMen, being guided there by a telepath.


Alright. Did a little character search.

Can't find anybody worth a crap that your explanation didn't cover.

Dammit, I didn't want to give in on that one so quickly.






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Scruffy
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Does Ben Grimm shit?
Does Grimm eat food? I'm not much of a FF fan, so I don't even know.






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Bard
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Does Ben Grimm shite bricks?


FIFY

How does Daredevil know when he's done wiping?






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Brosef Stalin
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What's the range on Cyclops' optic blasts? We can reflect lasers off the moon so I'd imagine his blasts can go quite a distance.





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