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LanierSpots
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re: The Championships, Wimbledon 2013 Official Thread


Did McEnroe just call John Isner a pussy?





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bobbyray21
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Hypothetically randomly posed question: who is the biggest choker on the ATP tour?



Emphatically stated answer that should have required no more than 0.0003 seconds thought time: Nicolas Almagro.


Dude is so good at tennis. He's under six feet tall, clay is his best surface, and yet he leads the tour in aces. I mean, that's a very telling stat.

But what's also quite telling is the number of shite stains in his drawers. Hopefully he has a special provision in his Reebok conract for extra drawers. Because who wants to throw shit-stained drawers in the wash with all your other clothes?






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bobbyray21
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Did McEnroe just call John Isner a pussy?


I think his exact words were "dewy vagina".*

*I'm actually not watching. But I'd love to hear Johnny Mac call somebody a Dewy Vagina.






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LanierSpots
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He basically said John was a wimp for not trying to play through the knee injury. Basically said he gave up.





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bobbyray21
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Isner retires with a left knee injury and Darcis is tweeting that he can't play because of arm issues. Sigh


Darcis just peaked for life. I can't blame him for not wanting to begin the downward slope.






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bobbyray21
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He basically said John was a wimp for not trying to play through the knee injury. Basically said he gave up.


I actually don't think that's fair. Isner isn't really a vag at all (See 70-68).






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LanierSpots
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I actually don't think that's fair. Isner isn't really a vag at all (See 70-68).


I don't think anyone agreed with him.






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LanierSpots
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re: The Championships, Wimbledon 2013 Official Thread


Ivanovic getting schooled by the young Bouchard from Canada.





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Bunk Moreland
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If Murray or Cilic were to get hurt and have to retire, I would be fuhuucked.


You skated on a Cilic withdrawal. This sucks, man, he had a great chance to do damage.






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ChiSaint
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"Sufficient evidence such that powers of ubiquity would not be required for Mr. Robert Raymond the 21st to be be reasonably expected to have cognized the excuses."* *I misused those words because I think misusing words is fricking awesome.


Love the use of quotes. I still cannot begin to comprehend how you are continuing to argue with the assertion that Rafa's 2012 Wimbledon loss was "blamed on injuries." One of us apparently has a counting problem and neither will admit it so let's move on.

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Do you think it's bull shite when a guy says he lost because his opponent got lucky? Because I can name a guy that's gone down that road before. You may have even heard of him.


Yes, I do think it's bull shite. When Fed does it, I am just as disgusted as when Rafa does. Be a fricking man, admit it wasn't your day and move on. I know it's human to try and rationalize poor performance (or defeat in spite of strong performance) but some of the top tennis players take excuse making to a whole new level.

Separately, out of curiosity, did you bet on a tourney winner or just on individual matches (apologies if you stated this earlier)? I put money on Murray (in part based on your analysis -- I give credit where credit is due) at +375 to win the whole thing and am liking the way his draw is shaking out.






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LanierSpots
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re: The Championships, Wimbledon 2013 Official Thread


Wozniaki is turrible now. Her and Rory need to break up before they destroy both their careers...







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GumBro Jackson
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Tsonga just retired from his match What a crazy day.





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Bunk Moreland
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Holy frick, Tsonga quit. Darcis, Cilic, Azarenka, Shvedova with complete withdrawals, Isner quit early, Stepanek quit after two sets, and Tsonga quit down two sets to one.





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Bunk Moreland
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re: The Championships, Wimbledon 2013 Official Thread


Masha is down a set and a break to some Portuguese chick.





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LanierSpots
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She will lose... Hope so too. I hate watching her play..







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Might as well give Serena the trophy now and not wait until next weekend.





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LanierSpots
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Might as well give Serena the trophy now and not wait until next weekend.


Not yet. There is a lot of slick grass out there. At this rate, there wont be any players left for week 2

Maria, GTFO ----------->






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Broski
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It's ok Masha, I know you won't get invited to any parties after this loss, but you can always come party with me.





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OFWHAP
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I'm pretty sure I saw that Sharapova was on Court 2. Isn't it Court 2 at Wimbledon where so many upsets happen, or am I just making this up?





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austingator
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I'm happy about what is happening in the women's draw.

My girl Monica moves on, she was the the quarter of Masha. I can't stand the top women, they are all royal bitches.

Go Sloan Stephens, or Monica Puig in that half. I hope someone takes out Serena I can't stand her.

Roger wins first set tie break



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