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re: The Championships, Wimbledon 2013 Official Thread
Posted on 6/26/13 at 8:01 am to bobbyray21
Posted on 6/26/13 at 8:01 am to bobbyray21
Did McEnroe just call John Isner a pussy?
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Posted on 6/26/13 at 8:07 am to bobbyray21
Hypothetically randomly posed question: who is the biggest choker on the ATP tour?
Emphatically stated answer that should have required no more than 0.0003 seconds thought time: Nicolas Almagro.
Dude is so good at tennis. He's under six feet tall, clay is his best surface, and yet he leads the tour in aces. I mean, that's a very telling stat.
But what's also quite telling is the number of shite stains in his drawers. Hopefully he has a special provision in his Reebok conract for extra drawers. Because who wants to throw shite-stained drawers in the wash with all your other clothes?
Emphatically stated answer that should have required no more than 0.0003 seconds thought time: Nicolas Almagro.
Dude is so good at tennis. He's under six feet tall, clay is his best surface, and yet he leads the tour in aces. I mean, that's a very telling stat.
But what's also quite telling is the number of shite stains in his drawers. Hopefully he has a special provision in his Reebok conract for extra drawers. Because who wants to throw shite-stained drawers in the wash with all your other clothes?
Posted on 6/26/13 at 8:09 am to LanierSpots
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Did McEnroe just call John Isner a pussy?
I think his exact words were "dewy vagina".*
*I'm actually not watching. But I'd love to hear Johnny Mac call somebody a Dewy Vagina.
Posted on 6/26/13 at 8:13 am to bobbyray21
He basically said John was a wimp for not trying to play through the knee injury. Basically said he gave up.
Posted on 6/26/13 at 8:14 am to OneMoreTime
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Isner retires with a left knee injury and Darcis is tweeting that he can't play because of arm issues. Sigh
Darcis just peaked for life. I can't blame him for not wanting to begin the downward slope.
Posted on 6/26/13 at 8:15 am to LanierSpots
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He basically said John was a wimp for not trying to play through the knee injury. Basically said he gave up.
I actually don't think that's fair. Isner isn't really a vag at all (See 70-68).
Posted on 6/26/13 at 8:19 am to bobbyray21
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I actually don't think that's fair. Isner isn't really a vag at all (See 70-68).
I don't think anyone agreed with him.
Posted on 6/26/13 at 8:22 am to bobbyray21
Ivanovic getting schooled by the young Bouchard from Canada.
Posted on 6/26/13 at 8:42 am to bobbyray21
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If Murray or Cilic were to get hurt and have to retire, I would be fuhuucked.
You skated on a Cilic withdrawal. This sucks, man, he had a great chance to do damage.
Posted on 6/26/13 at 9:36 am to bobbyray21
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"Sufficient evidence such that powers of ubiquity would not be required for Mr. Robert Raymond the 21st to be be reasonably expected to have cognized the excuses."* *I misused those words because I think misusing words is fricking awesome.
Love the use of quotes. I still cannot begin to comprehend how you are continuing to argue with the assertion that Rafa's 2012 Wimbledon loss was "blamed on injuries." One of us apparently has a counting problem and neither will admit it so let's move on.
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Do you think it's bullshite when a guy says he lost because his opponent got lucky? Because I can name a guy that's gone down that road before. You may have even heard of him.
Yes, I do think it's bullshite. When Fed does it, I am just as disgusted as when Rafa does. Be a fricking man, admit it wasn't your day and move on. I know it's human to try and rationalize poor performance (or defeat in spite of strong performance) but some of the top tennis players take excuse making to a whole new level.
Separately, out of curiosity, did you bet on a tourney winner or just on individual matches (apologies if you stated this earlier)? I put money on Murray (in part based on your analysis -- I give credit where credit is due) at +375 to win the whole thing and am liking the way his draw is shaking out.
Posted on 6/26/13 at 9:38 am to ChiSaint
Wozniaki is turrible now. Her and Rory need to break up before they destroy both their careers...
Posted on 6/26/13 at 10:51 am to LanierSpots
Tsonga just retired from his match What a crazy day.
Posted on 6/26/13 at 10:55 am to LanierSpots
Holy frick, Tsonga quit. Darcis, Cilic, Azarenka, Shvedova with complete withdrawals, Isner quit early, Stepanek quit after two sets, and Tsonga quit down two sets to one.
Posted on 6/26/13 at 10:58 am to Bunk Moreland
Masha is down a set and a break to some Portuguese chick.
Posted on 6/26/13 at 11:00 am to Bunk Moreland
She will lose... Hope so too. I hate watching her play..
Posted on 6/26/13 at 11:15 am to Bunk Moreland
Might as well give Serena the trophy now and not wait until next weekend.
Posted on 6/26/13 at 11:37 am to TigerCub
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Might as well give Serena the trophy now and not wait until next weekend.
Not yet. There is a lot of slick grass out there. At this rate, there wont be any players left for week 2
Maria, GTFO ----------->
Posted on 6/26/13 at 11:42 am to LanierSpots
It's ok Masha, I know you won't get invited to any parties after this loss, but you can always come party with me.
Posted on 6/26/13 at 11:59 am to Broski
I'm pretty sure I saw that Sharapova was on Court 2. Isn't it Court 2 at Wimbledon where so many upsets happen, or am I just making this up?
Posted on 6/26/13 at 12:02 pm to Broski
I'm happy about what is happening in the women's draw.
My girl Monica moves on, she was the the quarter of Masha. I can't stand the top women, they are all royal bitches.
Go Sloan Stephens, or Monica Puig in that half. I hope someone takes out Serena I can't stand her.
Roger wins first set tie break
My girl Monica moves on, she was the the quarter of Masha. I can't stand the top women, they are all royal bitches.
Go Sloan Stephens, or Monica Puig in that half. I hope someone takes out Serena I can't stand her.
Roger wins first set tie break
This post was edited on 6/26/13 at 12:12 pm
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