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Time to rip some throats again
Posted on 5/23/13 at 10:04 pm
Posted on 5/23/13 at 10:04 pm
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MACGRUBER!
MACGRUBER!
quote:
Lt. Dixon Piper: Why did he do it? Why did Cunth kill your wife?
MacGruber: To this day, I have no idea. We actually all went to college together. Believe it or not, we were very close friends. Then after graduation, he got engaged to her. He asked me to be his best man and right about that time, I started banging her and mowing her box. She was actually the first person I felt comfortable enough around to let eat out my butt. Anyway, shortly thereafter, she left him for me. She was actually carrying his child at the time. I asked her to terminate it, obviously, so we could start fresh. And she agreed. We were so in love. And he took that from me.
Lt. Dixon Piper: That's really fricked up.
MacGruber: Thanks.
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Posted on 5/23/13 at 10:07 pm to BilJ
Posted on 5/23/13 at 10:09 pm to BilJ
MacGruber: Your companion is a very beautiful young woman.
Dieter Von Cunth: Thank you.
MacGruber: I hope you enjoy being date raped, ma'am.
Dieter Von Cunth: This is my daughter.
MacGruber: Sorry, he killed my wife.
I want a minimum of three turkeys in this one.
Dieter Von Cunth: Thank you.
MacGruber: I hope you enjoy being date raped, ma'am.
Dieter Von Cunth: This is my daughter.
MacGruber: Sorry, he killed my wife.
I want a minimum of three turkeys in this one.
Posted on 5/23/13 at 10:09 pm to BilJ
never gets old
Posted on 5/23/13 at 10:51 pm to BilJ
Posted on 5/23/13 at 10:52 pm to BilJ
Posted on 5/23/13 at 11:04 pm to BilJ
I need another macgruber
Posted on 5/23/13 at 11:10 pm to BilJ
Please let this shite happen.
Posted on 5/23/13 at 11:49 pm to Birdie King
Just tell me what to f#%k to make this happen.
Posted on 5/24/13 at 4:13 am to Backinthe615
Well, if ripping throats gets that warhead back, I'll suck as many dicks as I have to, eeeeerrrrrr, I'll rip as many throats as I have to
Posted on 5/24/13 at 7:04 am to kc8876
I really need to watch this...I always avoided it because I thought it would be absolutely terrible, but I always hear nothing but good things about it.
Posted on 5/24/13 at 7:05 am to BilJ
"You think your shite don't stink. But guess what? It does. And it smells like shite,"
Posted on 5/24/13 at 7:19 am to BilJ
Fvck Yes...
Lt. Dixon Piper: What is the plan?
MacGruber: Well, I kind of make it up as I go.
Lt. Dixon Piper: That's not really a plan then.
MacGruber: Okay, so it's not a plan. Look, I'm not good with plans. And I'm not good with clues. What I am good with is kicking arse and ripping throats.
Lt. Dixon Piper: What is the plan?
MacGruber: Well, I kind of make it up as I go.
Lt. Dixon Piper: That's not really a plan then.
MacGruber: Okay, so it's not a plan. Look, I'm not good with plans. And I'm not good with clues. What I am good with is kicking arse and ripping throats.
Posted on 5/24/13 at 8:32 am to CocomoLSU
I thought it was going to suck as well, but its awesome. Truly an underrated comedy
Posted on 5/24/13 at 8:38 am to BilJ
you and your dick jokes
Posted on 5/24/13 at 8:44 am to LSUMJ
Never ever, say never ever.
THAT'S A BLAUPUNKT!
Classic MacGruber.
This post was edited on 5/24/13 at 8:46 am
Posted on 5/24/13 at 9:56 am to CocomoLSU
quote:
I really need to watch this
+1
Posted on 5/24/13 at 10:02 am to MrFreakinMiyagi
Posted on 5/24/13 at 10:09 am to UnluckyTiger
that sex scene is so sensual
Posted on 5/24/13 at 10:11 am to Dingeaux
I'm gonna shoot!!!
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