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re: Hunting and Fishing saftey advice thread. Please contribute
Posted on 5/21/13 at 3:17 pm to Bleeding purple
Posted on 5/21/13 at 3:17 pm to Bleeding purple
A full grown common snapping turtle can jump and grab your pecker if standing directly over him.
You can eat all the raw tuna and snapper you want, but one raw piece of a sacalait will ruin your night unless you've always wanted to shite through a screen door while standing up.
Check for ticks behind your knees, in your belly button, and on the back of your sack.
A wounded deer's will to live is stronger than your desire to kill him. Keep this in mind when grabbing one before he/she has expired.
Always check your baitwell for the last pogey after a day of fishing.
A skunk can spray you after you shoot him.
Hunting dogs eat human feces for some reason, so plan your dump accordingly when dropping in the woods.
It's a bad idea to take a woman hunting, I don't give a damn who she is.
Always show up early. Never make a hunting or fishing partner wait for you.
Don't borrow a boat or tractor from your father-in-law unless you have the funds to replace it.
You can eat all the raw tuna and snapper you want, but one raw piece of a sacalait will ruin your night unless you've always wanted to shite through a screen door while standing up.
Check for ticks behind your knees, in your belly button, and on the back of your sack.
A wounded deer's will to live is stronger than your desire to kill him. Keep this in mind when grabbing one before he/she has expired.
Always check your baitwell for the last pogey after a day of fishing.
A skunk can spray you after you shoot him.
Hunting dogs eat human feces for some reason, so plan your dump accordingly when dropping in the woods.
It's a bad idea to take a woman hunting, I don't give a damn who she is.
Always show up early. Never make a hunting or fishing partner wait for you.
Don't borrow a boat or tractor from your father-in-law unless you have the funds to replace it.
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Posted on 5/21/13 at 3:18 pm to Bleeding purple
Pulling out doesn't always work
Posted on 5/21/13 at 3:23 pm to Bleeding purple
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Do yall think we are crazy?
With just 2 people, and especially since you know and trust him a lot, I think you're fine. In a more standard duck hunting scenario, I wouldn't even consider it though.
Posted on 5/21/13 at 3:25 pm to Bleeding purple
quote:
Do y'all think we're crazy?
Nah. I'd do this with yeti and a cousin of mine I grew up hunting with. Weiser and Yeti's roommate were both fairly inexperienced at the time. That's why we lost our cool.
Posted on 5/21/13 at 3:27 pm to tenfoe
Good bit of advice there. 
Posted on 5/21/13 at 3:32 pm to El Josey Wales
You cant drown a wounded deer.
They enjoy breathing.
They enjoy breathing.
Posted on 5/21/13 at 3:33 pm to weisertiger
quote:
Never EVER shoot at a noise Never shoot over someone Never shoot while somebody is out of the blind
This and when the hunt is over, unload everything before picking up decoys.
Posted on 5/21/13 at 3:33 pm to El Josey Wales
Don't ever strip a rope into the boat through your hand when in commonly fished water. Instead pull it in hand over hand.
Posted on 5/21/13 at 3:33 pm to tenfoe
quote:
A full grown common snapping turtle can jump and grab your pecker if standing directly over him.
I would hate to meet the guy who found that out
Posted on 5/21/13 at 3:37 pm to Topwater Trout
always check for wasps. assume they are there and are just hiding. When they aren't found, just assume you did a poor job of looking.
Posted on 5/21/13 at 3:41 pm to Chad504boy
quote:
assume you did a poor job of looking
great advice.
apply to snakes too
Posted on 5/21/13 at 3:44 pm to Bleeding purple
quote:90% of my near accident accidents I think somehow revolve around the discovery and attack of bitching wasps.
great advice.
apply to snakes too
Posted on 5/21/13 at 3:45 pm to Chad504boy
I look for them everytime we get close to a bush. i will jump on a gator to get away from wasps.
Posted on 5/21/13 at 3:45 pm to tenfoe
Sounds like you've learned some tough lessons, tenfoe. 
Posted on 5/21/13 at 3:49 pm to DonChowder
Never bring a rod in the house with a jig and pork rind still on
damn dogs
damn dogsThis post was edited on 5/21/13 at 3:50 pm
Posted on 5/21/13 at 3:50 pm to thedice20
quote:
You cant drown a wounded deer.
They enjoy breathing.
It takes 4 minutes
Posted on 5/21/13 at 3:52 pm to tenfoe
never go fishing for the weekend with your best friend toby and leave your poles at the house.
Posted on 5/21/13 at 3:52 pm to DonChowder
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Sounds like you've learned some tough lessons, tenfoe
Also, the two things you never want a treble hook to get lodged are earlobes and dogs. Getting a devilhorse unhooked from a 70 lb lab while in a 12-ft bateau is a task like none other.
Posted on 5/21/13 at 3:55 pm to tenfoe
Posted on 5/21/13 at 3:57 pm to tenfoe
Daughter got tired of fishing and laid down the rod on the ground. My catahoula ate the piece of hotdog that was on the tiny treble hook. Lodged right into her soft pallete. $700 vet visit to get that removed.
Lesson learned: watch what your kids do when on camping trips with the dog.
Lesson learned: watch what your kids do when on camping trips with the dog.
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