Shopping at Nick Cage's estate sale

And?

I remember seeing some of his paper come across my desk...dude had an unsustainable lifestyle. He was paying 120K a month in car notes when I reviewed his credit. I was just wowed by it. All the loans and interest rates....

I never understood why he didn't just buy one or two nice cars instead of financing 15 really nice cars???

I feel bad for some of these people. Their lifestyle is not sustainable and just like pro athletes, they believe that every year will net them 10 million.

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I remember seeing some of his paper come across my desk...dude had an unsustainable lifestyle. He was paying 120K a month in car notes when I reviewed his credit. I was just wowed by it. All the loans and interest rates....

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Props for your professionalism in respecting confidentiality.

How does Cage do 25 movies a year and still can't afford to buy back his wife's used underwear.

Isn't Nick due for another crappy movie anytime soon?

Coming next Spring: Wicker Man II: The Wickening

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remember seeing some of his paper come across my desk...dude had an unsustainable lifestyle. He was paying 120K a month in car notes when I reviewed his credit. I was just wowed by it. All the loans and interest rates....

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Some else would be sitting at that desk Monday morning if you worked for me.

that is kinda sad. the playboy mansion one is also kinda sad.

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Wicker Man II: The Wickening

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You mean the Re-Wickening.



Yes the bees.

You have to include the commentary:

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This was the breaking point. One of those cushioned toilet seats that are, without question, the absolute grossest thing in the entire world. Why did a man like Nicolas Cage have this in his house? Why did he let it get all cracked and nasty? I felt like I was looking at a physical manifestation of his depression.

The thought of Nicolas Cage sitting on this thing, with years of farts and pee seeping out into his thighs through the cracks while his marriage crumbled around him and his uncontrollable child succumbed to Tourette's and OCD was too much for me. I felt like the biggest bottom-feeding shitbag in the entire world, and had to bail.

I guess what I'm trying to say is: If you're given the opportunity to take a glimpse into the private world of a walking joke, DON'T. It will ruin them for you. Nobody wants their LOLs to be humanized. I just tried watching the "NOT THE BEES!" clip, and I didn't even crack a smile. All I could think about was Nic's miserable old mansion full of failure.

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