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I just realized that my pocket knife

Posted on 5/6/13 at 11:58 am
Posted by Boats n Hose
NOLA
Member since Apr 2011
37248 posts
Posted on 5/6/13 at 11:58 am
has been sitting on my dashboard for the last 2 months. Haven't had a knife in my pocket at all in that time. Can I still keep my man card?
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
31649 posts
Posted on 5/6/13 at 11:59 am to
I don't carry one all the time. My hands are lethal weapons and my toenails can perform most tasks any knife can.
Posted by Colt M4A1
Member since Jan 2013
986 posts
Posted on 5/6/13 at 12:04 pm to
Are you 29?
Posted by DonChowder
Sonoma County
Member since Dec 2012
9249 posts
Posted on 5/6/13 at 12:06 pm to
Repent!!!














And then fart and scratch your balls in front of the fridge while searching for a beer. You'll get your man card back in no time.
Posted by Propagandalf
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2010
2528 posts
Posted on 5/6/13 at 12:12 pm to
If over the past 2 months you never noticed until today then your man card was already lost. I use mine at least once a day.
Posted by Boats n Hose
NOLA
Member since Apr 2011
37248 posts
Posted on 5/6/13 at 12:19 pm to
No 22, why do you ask?
Posted by Judge Smails
Native Son of NELA
Member since Mar 2008
5571 posts
Posted on 5/6/13 at 12:31 pm to
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
31649 posts
Posted on 5/6/13 at 12:32 pm to
quote:

No 22, why do you ask?

Judging by his posts, it cuz he's like 11 or 12 and might be wondering if you're his daddy.
Posted by TXGunslinger10
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2011
18173 posts
Posted on 5/6/13 at 12:41 pm to
My pow pow used to take his pocketknife (Closed of course)and pop me in the head if he ever asked me if I had my pocketknife on me and I didn't have it.

I now carry it everyday, everywhere.
Posted by CajunFootball
Jackson, Mississippi
Member since Oct 2010
19432 posts
Posted on 5/6/13 at 1:02 pm to
I never carry mine anymore. I think I've turned too city. I have two citying in my car but I don't bring them into the office. When I go fishing I have a special one in my boat, and I have one on my 4wheeler for cleaning deer. No need to carry one.
Posted by Boats n Hose
NOLA
Member since Apr 2011
37248 posts
Posted on 5/6/13 at 1:13 pm to
Yea I can't really have one at work and there's no place for it in scrubs anyway, so no use during the week. I have plenty of blades in my truck, blades in the boat. Still comes in handy to have one on you though. I just forget, I'm out of the habit
Posted by PapaPogey
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
40496 posts
Posted on 5/6/13 at 1:16 pm to
I don't even own a pocket knife at the moment.
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 5/6/13 at 1:32 pm to
Pow Pow Cove would roll over in his grave if I went without a pocket knife. I inherited his Arkansas stone and leather strop when he passed on too.
Posted by Jester
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
34717 posts
Posted on 5/6/13 at 1:37 pm to
I have a Gerber multi-tool and a 9 inch survival knife in my glove compartment. No gloves, though.
Posted by Teague
The Shoals, AL
Member since Aug 2007
22277 posts
Posted on 5/6/13 at 1:44 pm to
I only carry mine when I'm doing outdoor things. Not to work. Too much shite in my pockets to sit in my shitty chair, in my shitty cubicle, in front of my shitty computer comfortably.
Posted by TheDrunkenTigah
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
18282 posts
Posted on 5/6/13 at 1:48 pm to
I only carry mine every once in awhile, it's my grandad's old timer that he used to get splinters out of my hands with. If I ever lost it I would be on another level of pissed at myself.
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
18143 posts
Posted on 5/6/13 at 1:58 pm to
If you have pants on, then you should have a knife.

Plain and Simple!
Posted by Nascar Fan
Columbia La.
Member since Jul 2011
18588 posts
Posted on 5/6/13 at 2:06 pm to
wtf is wrong with you
Posted by DonChowder
Sonoma County
Member since Dec 2012
9249 posts
Posted on 5/6/13 at 2:09 pm to
quote:

to sit in my shitty chair, in my shitty cubicle, in front of my shitty computer comfortably.
So you love your job?
Posted by TrueTiger
Chicken's most valuable
Member since Sep 2004
82682 posts
Posted on 5/6/13 at 2:14 pm to
I have the small Swiss Army classic model on the keychain so I'm never without it, except in airports and courthouses.

It is the handiest thing too, so handy that I got the wife one because she kept using mine.
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