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I just realized that my pocket knife
Posted on 5/6/13 at 11:58 am
Posted on 5/6/13 at 11:58 am
has been sitting on my dashboard for the last 2 months. Haven't had a knife in my pocket at all in that time. Can I still keep my man card?
Posted on 5/6/13 at 11:59 am to Boats n Hose
I don't carry one all the time. My hands are lethal weapons and my toenails can perform most tasks any knife can.
Posted on 5/6/13 at 12:06 pm to Boats n Hose
Repent!!!
And then fart and scratch your balls in front of the fridge while searching for a beer. You'll get your man card back in no time.
And then fart and scratch your balls in front of the fridge while searching for a beer. You'll get your man card back in no time.
Posted on 5/6/13 at 12:12 pm to DonChowder
If over the past 2 months you never noticed until today then your man card was already lost. I use mine at least once a day.
Posted on 5/6/13 at 12:32 pm to Boats n Hose
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No 22, why do you ask?
Judging by his posts, it cuz he's like 11 or 12 and might be wondering if you're his daddy.
Posted on 5/6/13 at 12:41 pm to SmackoverHawg
My pow pow used to take his pocketknife (Closed of course)and pop me in the head if he ever asked me if I had my pocketknife on me and I didn't have it.
I now carry it everyday, everywhere.
I now carry it everyday, everywhere.
Posted on 5/6/13 at 1:02 pm to Boats n Hose
I never carry mine anymore. I think I've turned too city. I have two citying in my car but I don't bring them into the office. When I go fishing I have a special one in my boat, and I have one on my 4wheeler for cleaning deer. No need to carry one.
Posted on 5/6/13 at 1:13 pm to CajunFootball
Yea I can't really have one at work and there's no place for it in scrubs anyway, so no use during the week. I have plenty of blades in my truck, blades in the boat. Still comes in handy to have one on you though. I just forget, I'm out of the habit
Posted on 5/6/13 at 1:16 pm to CajunFootball
I don't even own a pocket knife at the moment.
Posted on 5/6/13 at 1:32 pm to Boats n Hose
Pow Pow Cove would roll over in his grave if I went without a pocket knife. I inherited his Arkansas stone and leather strop when he passed on too.
Posted on 5/6/13 at 1:37 pm to Boats n Hose
I have a Gerber multi-tool and a 9 inch survival knife in my glove compartment. No gloves, though.
Posted on 5/6/13 at 1:44 pm to Boats n Hose
I only carry mine when I'm doing outdoor things. Not to work. Too much shite in my pockets to sit in my shitty chair, in my shitty cubicle, in front of my shitty computer comfortably.
Posted on 5/6/13 at 1:48 pm to Boats n Hose
I only carry mine every once in awhile, it's my grandad's old timer that he used to get splinters out of my hands with. If I ever lost it I would be on another level of pissed at myself.
Posted on 5/6/13 at 1:58 pm to Boats n Hose
If you have pants on, then you should have a knife.
Plain and Simple!
Plain and Simple!
Posted on 5/6/13 at 2:09 pm to Teague
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to sit in my shitty chair, in my shitty cubicle, in front of my shitty computer comfortably.
Posted on 5/6/13 at 2:14 pm to Boats n Hose
I have the small Swiss Army classic model on the keychain so I'm never without it, except in airports and courthouses.
It is the handiest thing too, so handy that I got the wife one because she kept using mine.
It is the handiest thing too, so handy that I got the wife one because she kept using mine.
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