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Worst Country lyrics ever?

Posted on 4/20/13 at 11:10 am
Posted by UFownstSECsince1950
Member since Dec 2009
32815 posts
Posted on 4/20/13 at 11:10 am
I'll start....




"I like mustard on my fries"

"makes my speakers go boom boom"

"...for what her momma gave her. It ain't right to hate her, for shakin that money maker"........(every line from this song can be included)

"I keep my Christmas lights up on my front porch all year long"

Posted by Kingwood Tiger
Katy, TX
Member since Jul 2005
14162 posts
Posted on 4/20/13 at 11:14 am to
Hey Joe, Joe, Joe Diffie
Joe, Joe, Joe Diffie
Joe, Joe, Joe Diffie
Will the real Joe Diffie please stand up

Posted by TheDoc
doc is no more
Member since Dec 2005
99297 posts
Posted on 4/20/13 at 11:16 am to
Honky tonk

Ba donka donk
Posted by WG_Dawg
Member since Jun 2004
90468 posts
Posted on 4/20/13 at 11:18 am to
"got lil wayne thumpin in my ipod, bass bumpin in the subs in my crew cab.."

Yeah, you're country as hell tim mcgraw
Posted by Slinger16
Not Louisiana
Member since Jun 2007
21903 posts
Posted on 4/20/13 at 11:36 am to
Shake it for the birds...
Shake it for the bees...
Shake it for the catfish swimmin' down deep in the creek
Posted by Slinger16
Not Louisiana
Member since Jun 2007
21903 posts
Posted on 4/20/13 at 11:39 am to
This isn't as much about the lyrics but more about the way she says them.

That new Miranda Lambert song...

Ah cut mah bayngs wit sum ruhsty kichen sizzzzzzers
Ah num da pahyn at de espensse uf mah livvvver
Posted by UFownstSECsince1950
Member since Dec 2009
32815 posts
Posted on 4/20/13 at 11:48 am to
She should sing a song about her journey to the NFL and how she became the best blocking Fullback in the league.
Posted by Slinger16
Not Louisiana
Member since Jun 2007
21903 posts
Posted on 4/20/13 at 11:52 am to
How she got this reputation as some kind of kick arse country chick, I'll never know...

Actually I already know... her label was like "We're gonna make you out to be a badass country chick..." and she was like "Ok."
Posted by oldcharlie8
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2012
7861 posts
Posted on 4/20/13 at 12:23 pm to
"creepin"....

that's a rap lyric

Posted by Slinger16
Not Louisiana
Member since Jun 2007
21903 posts
Posted on 4/20/13 at 12:27 pm to
bawm
bawm
bawm
bah-dum
Posted by Spaulding Smails
Milano’s Bar
Member since Jun 2012
18805 posts
Posted on 4/20/13 at 12:33 pm to
IIIIII'mmmMmm just ready to Riiiiidddddeee this Chevy, riiiiijiiddddee this Chevy, down by the schoolyard
Posted by TFTC
Chicago, Il
Member since May 2010
23603 posts
Posted on 4/20/13 at 12:49 pm to
I saw that guy Jamey Johnson once at Jazz Fest... his were pretty laughable..
Posted by Flamefighter
Center Field
Member since Dec 2007
7629 posts
Posted on 4/20/13 at 12:53 pm to
quote:

Hey Joe, Joe, Joe Diffie Joe, Joe, Joe Diffie Joe, Joe, Joe Diffie Will the real Joe Diffie please stand up



Worst shite Ever!!!!

Jason Aldean is a hack!
Posted by TheVille518518
The ville
Member since Nov 2012
1233 posts
Posted on 4/20/13 at 3:42 pm to
Brown chicken brown cow
Posted by Slickback
Deer Stand
Member since Mar 2008
28156 posts
Posted on 4/20/13 at 3:45 pm to
If you don't judge my doo rag, I won't judge your rebel flag
Posted by FinleyStreet
Member since Aug 2011
8000 posts
Posted on 4/20/13 at 3:50 pm to
25 cents off of ground round. Baby, cut that coupon out.
-Craig Morgan
Posted by GEAUXmedic
Premium Member
Member since Nov 2011
42053 posts
Posted on 4/20/13 at 3:59 pm to
Any Jason aldean or colt ford song.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
157736 posts
Posted on 4/20/13 at 5:26 pm to
quote:

If you don't judge my doo rag, I won't judge your rebel flag


OK, I just want to get this straight:

If I don't make judgments about doo rags, then it is acceptable for me to fly a rebel flag?
Posted by harmonics
Mars Hotel
Member since Jan 2010
19148 posts
Posted on 4/20/13 at 7:46 pm to
Don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
I just don't think it'd understand

And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man

Posted by CottonWasKing
4,8,15,16,23,42
Member since Jun 2011
29555 posts
Posted on 4/20/13 at 9:00 pm to
quote:

I saw that guy Jamey Johnson once at Jazz Fest... his were pretty laughable..


Well you can just get the frick on out of here talking like that now
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