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tigerzballzdeep
LSU Fan
Rockwall, TX
Member since Jun 2007
2393 posts

re: I need ideas on how to mess with the useless temp workers my company just hired


Bitches about poor management.

Sends the new help out to waste.

Brilliant.






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lighter345
New Orleans Pelicans Fan
Member since Jan 2009
10199 posts

re: I need ideas on how to mess with the useless temp workers my company just hired


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Switch their coffee to decaf for a few weeks. Then switch to expresso.



Great idea.






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Shane4689
New Orleans Saints Fan
Cajun Country
Member since Dec 2010
1141 posts

re: I need ideas on how to mess with the useless temp workers my company just hired


pics or GTFO





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TigerHam85
Hawaii Fan
59-024 Kamehameha Highway, Haleiwa
Member since Nov 2009
24884 posts

re: I need ideas on how to mess with the useless temp workers my company just hired


I'm in a low to mid level management position while in graduate school. Yes, I am a non-responsibility-taking asshat.

However, when they asked my opinion on the job, I was only one of two that said we should stay away from it.






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NoHoTiger
LSU Fan
just left of center
Member since Nov 2006
32160 posts

re: I need ideas on how to mess with the useless temp workers my company just hired


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if i wouldnt have found 1 of them sleeping on their second day in the break room

then you have one lazy temp or someone who is taking a nap on their break.

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It was a bad business decision taking this job and the 10 minutes the temp worker spent by pond isn't going to change that.

This isn't about the 10 minutes but the fact that you have so little regard for someone else that you would treat them like that. I used to place temp workers and people like you that think it's funny, then go telling everyone how funny you are, really humiliated the person. Not really a great feeling to take into a job with a bunch of people you don't know.







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BottomlandBrew
LSU Fan
New Orleans
Member since Aug 2010
10957 posts

re: I need ideas on how to mess with the useless temp workers my company just hired


Some variation of snipe hunting that can be applied to your workplace. Say there are critters called snipes that get in to boxer or something like that. Have them g around and hunt them.





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yellowfin
Illinois Fan
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
64226 posts

re: I need ideas on how to mess with the useless temp workers my company just hired


tequila shot contest between all the temps then see which one doesn't make it home





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Flame Salamander
LSU Fan
Texas Gulf
Member since Jan 2012
901 posts

re: I need ideas on how to mess with the useless temp workers my company just hired


On the way into the office on rainy mornings I like to get on the crowded elevator with the Temps and piss into the rubber lined pockets of their raincoats through a rolled up newspaper.





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gamatt53
Georgia Fan
Member since Nov 2010
737 posts

re: I need ideas on how to mess with the useless temp workers my company just hired


I like to change the autocorrect default values in outlook to screw with people.

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fr33manator
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
45056 posts

re: I need ideas on how to mess with the useless temp workers my company just hired


Send him on a wild chase for printer oil, No. 13 stock paper, screen dimmers, and USB shims.





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lsuhunt555
Baylor Fan
Bunkie
Member since Nov 2008
19453 posts

re: I need ideas on how to mess with the useless temp workers my company just hired


quote:

TigerHam85



I feel like this backfired on you, well kinda.






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fr33manator
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
45056 posts

re: I need ideas on how to mess with the useless temp workers my company just hired


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This isn't about the 10 minutes but the fact that you have so little regard for someone else that you would treat them like that. I used to place temp workers and people like you that think it's funny, then go telling everyone how funny you are, really humiliated the person. Not really a great feeling to take into a job with a bunch of people you don't know.


Men are forged in the fires of humiliation. It builds character.






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TigerHam85
Hawaii Fan
59-024 Kamehameha Highway, Haleiwa
Member since Nov 2009
24884 posts

re: I need ideas on how to mess with the useless temp workers my company just hired


Meh, some people in here either have a soft heart for temp workers or were one before.

Regardless, I'm bringing an empty gallon jug tomorrow with air written on it of it for them to go get filled at the air store.






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12
Alabama Fan
Nashville
Member since Nov 2010
7946 posts

re: I need ideas on how to mess with the useless temp workers my company just hired


Screw their wives/girlfriends.





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LE610N
LSU Fan
Red Stick
Member since Feb 2013
896 posts

re: I need ideas on how to mess with the useless temp workers my company just hired


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Yesterday when an alarm went off from someone trying to get in the gate, I told one of them that was the fire alarm and he needed to run out back and wait by the pond. He stood out there for 10 minutes until I told him everything was clear.


So that was you!

Jj






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MasterBetty
Miami (FL) Fan
Monroe, LA
Member since Apr 2012
462 posts

re: I need ideas on how to mess with the useless temp workers my company just hired


Tell one of them to empty the hot water from the coffee machine and see how long it takes them to realize that it's a never ending faucet.

If that doesn't work, take one of their moms out for a nice dinner and then never call her.






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GumBro Jackson
USA Fan
New Orleans
Member since Mar 2011
1554 posts

re: I need ideas on how to mess with the useless temp workers my company just hired


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some people in here either have a soft heart for temp workers


Yep, I have a soft heart for people who are trying to make a living by filling in at sh*t temp jobs, going to a new place where they don't know anyone or how things work, and then having to deal with people being a-holes to them.

My advice is for you to put yourself in their shoes for ten seconds and treat them like humans.






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Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
48408 posts

re: I need ideas on how to mess with the useless temp workers my company just hired


delayed text invite to the taco party outside of your office tomorrow.





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CaptainsWafer
LSU Fan
Snapping necks and cashing checks.
Member since Feb 2006
37990 posts

re: I need ideas on how to mess with the useless temp workers my company just hired


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Regardless, I'm bringing an empty gallon jug tomorrow with air written on it of it for them to go get filled at the air store.


Weak.






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NoHoTiger
LSU Fan
just left of center
Member since Nov 2006
32160 posts

re: I need ideas on how to mess with the useless temp workers my company just hired


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I'm bringing an empty gallon jug tomorrow with air written on it of it for them to go get filled at the air store.


I would ask you for your P-card. Because no way I'm paying for that shite.






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