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JEAUXBLEAUX
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re: Man attempts to cut off his arms in a California Home Depot


Did he give them the finger?





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nicklsu
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re: Man attempts to cut off his arms in a California Home Depot


I'm going to go out on a limb and say this guy saw that we have the right to bear arms, so he was cutting HIS arms off so that he could get Bear arms..

Bear Arms






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manwich
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re: Man attempts to cut off his arms in a California Home Depot


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Like all suicide attempts, if he really wanted it done he would have been successful!

i'm no so sure. appendages may be deceiving






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JEAUXBLEAUX
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Bayonne, NJ
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re: Man attempts to cut off his arms in a California Home Depot


No more wrist wrestling for him





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TH03
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re: Man attempts to cut off his arms in a California Home Depot


probably took too many hits of marijuana





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Oily Tigah
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re: Man attempts to cut off his arms in a California Home Depot


Saws well that ends well.





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SaintEB
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re: Man attempts to cut off his arms in a California Home Depot


No way he could have cut both off without help. He didn't plan accordingly.





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LSUGrad9295
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Baton Rouge
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Man attempts to cut off his arms in a California Home Depot


I have been very frustrated at the Home Depot before when waiting for someone in the orange bib to help me....but damn this is taking it a little far.






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Sl4m
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re: Man attempts to cut off his arms in a California Home Depot


Poor planning, he should have brought a friend to lend a hand.







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kage
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ATL
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re: Man attempts to cut off his arms in a California Home Depot


It's gonna be pretty damn tough to get that second arm off after the first one is gone.





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barry
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re: Man attempts to cut off his arms in a California Home Depot


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“I kind of MacGyver-ed it,” he added, referring to the 1980s TV show about a secret agent who used whatever materials he could find to solve problems.


I must be getting old if they have to have an explantion after the guy drops a macgyver reference.






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bubbaprohn
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Kansas
Member since Feb 2009
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re: Man attempts to cut off his arms in a California Home Depot


He was just being a demonstrator. He wants everyone to unarm themselves





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the LSUSaint
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re: Man attempts to cut off his arms in a California Home Depot


He wanted to donate to the Salvation Army





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LSUChamp06
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Lafayette
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re: Man attempts to cut off his arms in a California Home Depot


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“I kind of MacGyver-ed it,” he added, referring to the 1980s TV show about a secret agent who used whatever materials he could find to solve problems.




I must be getting old if they have to have an explantion after the guy drops a macgyver reference.


I am right there with you. They should make a MacGyver movie. It would probably be shitty, but it would make money.






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Cadello
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re: Man attempts to cut off his arms in a California Home Depot


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So what caused this behavior?
You probably banned him.....






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Siderophore
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Member since Nov 2010
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re: Man attempts to cut off his arms in a California Home Depot


So...um....

He cuts through muscle and tendons of one arm to the bone.

How did he do it to the other arm?






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FenrirTheBeard
New Orleans Saints Fan
NOLA
Member since Jun 2012
3237 posts

re: Man attempts to cut off his arms in a California Home Depot


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He was immediately disarmed by response crews


Lulz






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Spock's Eyebrow
LSU Fan
Member since May 2012
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re: Man attempts to cut off his arms in a California Home Depot


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He wants everyone to unarm themselves


He was just following the example of the crab gif, for there is no more poignant way of saying "LIGAF" than removing and discarding your own arm.






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primemover225
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Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2010
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re: Man attempts to cut off his arms in a California Home Depot


They should have let him, I say. It's a free country.





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KingofthePoint
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re: Man attempts to cut off his arms in a California Home Depot


The hospital bill is going to cost him an arm and a leg





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