Jason Aldean's new hit (Paying his tributes to those before him)

I'm so glad someone finally posted this. Oh wait. Everyone else already has too. Nice job

It's Nashville pop and its terrible.

So at what point do we start hearing that as the accepted term for it? Never? Or will we just call waylon's music something else?

Pop country archetypes

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The windshield Cowboy
Sporting an always brand spanking new 1 ton pickup truck with a diesel engine and dually tires, he needs this heavy equipment as a middle management quality control paper pusher in a cubicle farm located in white flight Suburbia. He’d like you to think he owns a farm, but a farmers wage wouldn’t even pay his truck’s interest. His yearly gas bill equals the gross domestic product of Myanmar. He’s shining his chrome rims while his children and wife are ignored. He listens to songs about dirt roads, but’ll be damned if he takes his baby off the blacktop and gets a brush scratch in the paint. He wants you to think he’s country, but Nickelback comes up as “Most Played” on his iTouch. He once hauled a 10 lb bag of potting soil in his truck. Afterwards he immediately sprayed down the beadliner and buffed the paint for 3 hours. He’ll never do that again, but he will haul his equally pristine bass boat, four wheeler, and fifth wheel travel trailer with it, all that he bought to offset his misery. He works 60 hours a week to pay for it all, but is two months from bankruptcy. Deep inside he feels trapped and desperate, but that’s OK because his truck kicks arse. He’s under the impression you can take your material possessions with you to Heaven and tried to write that stipulation into his truck’s two year lease. No, he will not help you move next weekend, he has to wash his truc

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This PERFECTLY describes somebody I know. Seriously 100% accurate if you discount the word wife.

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Will country music ever be geared towards adults again?

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I think there is a lot of country music that is geared towards adults and mature listeners... but you find most of it in the 'alternative country' scene, which is a shame because it's more country than what the radio calls country.

Have you listened to Ryan Bingham, Lucero, Ha Ha Tonka, stuff like the Wood Brothers, or even Avett Brothers, Shovels and Rope, Jason Isbell...

I like bands that listened to a lot of old country, but have turned their sound into something more rockish.. You can hear the Townes Van Zandt in Deer Tick.

Hands down the worst song I have ever heard.

I heard this awful rumor that Turnpike was opening for Jason Aldean this summer

Can't confirm b/c TT is currently in Sweden, but I WILL find out.

Teach me how to Diffie

If you're not here to bitch about the current state of country music, GTFO

I was prepared to disown the TT boys.

After some careful investigative work, I was able to determine that it was just a sick, sick joke.