Some funny mock NFL draft picks: BSG and GoT related

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14. Carolina Panthers: Colonel Tigh, XO, Battlestar Galactica
How huge was the loss of offensive coordinator Rob Chudzinski? The Panthers spent the 14th-overall pick on a replacement.

"We were looking at a receiver, a cornerback or a defensive tackle, but most of all, we need help for our head coach, Commander Adama," said owner Jerry Richardson.

Colonel Saul Tigh will step in and become Adama's "XO," or executive officer. Unfortunately, there's bound to be a transitional period for Tigh as he moves from Battlestar Galactica to the NFL. In fact, he nearly killed Steve Smith upon meeting him for the first time.

"I thought he was a fracking Cylon!" Tigh yelled drunkenly. "There are 12 fracking Cylons in the NFL, and I will make sure I will dispose of all of them!"


15. New Orleans Saints: Jaqen H'ghar, DE/OLB, House Black & White
No one in New Orleans is getting over the Bountygate penalties anytime soon. In fact, the Saints hold such a grudge that they're willing to do anything to dispose of Roger Goodell.

"With the 15th pick in the 2013 NFL Draft, the New Orleans Saints select Jaquen H... oh s**t," Goodell said on live telecast.

Goodell made a run for it, but Jaqen H'ghar appeared out of thin air and grabbed the commissioner by the throat. He then looked at head coach Sean Payton.

"You stole one death from the Red God," Hagar said to Payton. "A man needs to be told to kill another man to pay this debt."

Payton scratched his head and thought about it for a good minute.

"Keep him for now," Payton said. "Maybe we can use this as leverage in the future."

Goodell fell to the ground and cried in relief. Hagar, on the other hand, looked annoyed.

"Gods are not mocked," he said to Payton. "This is no joking thing."


16. St. Louis Rams: The Hound, OT, House Clegane
When Jeff Fisher said that he wanted to protect Sam Bradford this season, he apparently was being quite literal.

"We signed Jake Long, but that was just for football purposes," Fisher said. "We actually need someone to keep Bradford healthy off the field, you know, just in case some ninjas come out of the bushes and attack him."

Ninjas? Why would ninjas attempt to injure Bradford? The quarterback was next to address the media.

"I don't know how he's supposed to protect me," said a disgruntled Bradford. "The ninjas are everywhere, but all he does is get drunk and tell me to, 'sing, little bird.' I'm not a bird! I'm a quarterback!"