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re: The Ultimate Arrested Development Quote Thread
Posted on 11/21/12 at 9:32 am to SaintLSUnAtl
Posted on 11/21/12 at 9:32 am to SaintLSUnAtl
Call Barry, he's very good
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Posted on 11/21/12 at 9:40 am to WarSlamEagle
The Bluth's ongoing ignorance of the adopted Korean kid's real name gets me every time.
Gob: "God, would somebody please tell this kid that we know his name already!!!!"
Gob: "God, would somebody please tell this kid that we know his name already!!!!"
Posted on 11/21/12 at 9:40 am to Tiger1242
Wayne: I have a picture taken by a traffic camera of you escorting your father.
Barry: Are you sure these aren't balls? Because last time, they were balls.
Barry: I really wish they were balls.
Barry: Are you sure these aren't balls? Because last time, they were balls.
Barry: I really wish they were balls.
Posted on 11/21/12 at 9:55 am to Puck82
Man, this thread is cracking me the frick up.
Definitely need to rewatch the series before the new episodes come out. When is that supposed to happen..?
Definitely need to rewatch the series before the new episodes come out. When is that supposed to happen..?
Posted on 11/21/12 at 10:01 am to CocomoLSU
Early 2013. Showtime may pick it up also. Don't know how that works with Fox producing it. But this may be the start of future seasons. 
Posted on 11/21/12 at 10:12 am to Puck82
OH MY GOD. WE'RE HAVING A FIRE!!!......sale
Posted on 11/21/12 at 10:24 am to BobbyGoulet
Tobias Fünke: [as Mrs. Featherbottom] O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth?
[laughs]
Tobias Fünke: Right, I forgot, here in the States, you call it a *sausage* in the mouth.
Michael: We just call it a sausage.
[Tobias creating buzz around the water cooler]
Tobias Fünke: That Funke is some kind of something. Boy, this Funke is all anybody's ever talking about. So sick and tired of hearing about how brilliant that Funke is. Overrated.
Narrator: Tobias listens to a day's worth of his own words, to see what Michael was referring to...
Tobias Fünke: [on tape] ... even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up.
Tobias Fünke: Nothing wrong with that.
Tobias Fünke: [on tape] Oh, I've been in the film business for a while, but I just can't seem to get one in the can.
Tobias Fünke: It's out of context.
Tobias Fünke: [on tape] I wouldn't mind kissing that man between the cheeks.
Narrator: ...and he realized there is something distinct about the way he speaks.
Tobias Fünke: Tobias, you blowhard.
[chuckles]
[laughs]
Tobias Fünke: Right, I forgot, here in the States, you call it a *sausage* in the mouth.
Michael: We just call it a sausage.
[Tobias creating buzz around the water cooler]
Tobias Fünke: That Funke is some kind of something. Boy, this Funke is all anybody's ever talking about. So sick and tired of hearing about how brilliant that Funke is. Overrated.
Narrator: Tobias listens to a day's worth of his own words, to see what Michael was referring to...
Tobias Fünke: [on tape] ... even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up.
Tobias Fünke: Nothing wrong with that.
Tobias Fünke: [on tape] Oh, I've been in the film business for a while, but I just can't seem to get one in the can.
Tobias Fünke: It's out of context.
Tobias Fünke: [on tape] I wouldn't mind kissing that man between the cheeks.
Narrator: ...and he realized there is something distinct about the way he speaks.
Tobias Fünke: Tobias, you blowhard.
[chuckles]
This post was edited on 11/21/12 at 10:31 am
Posted on 11/21/12 at 10:30 am to OMLandshark
quote:
They snuck the F Bomb on that sequence:
"Hey do you need a hand with that?"
"No Al, I want to spill booze all over my fu (cut scene) cking $6300 suit! Come on!"
Came here to post this.
Also....
"Paper covers Rock
yeah but Rock sinks Boat"
"I'm not sure Solid as a Rock is going make people forget we built houses in Iraq."
Posted on 11/21/12 at 10:32 am to RonBurgundy
They're my awards, mother. From army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sandracing.
This post was edited on 11/21/12 at 10:37 am
Posted on 11/21/12 at 10:49 am to BobbyGoulet
George sr.: "There's always money in the Banana stand"
Posted on 11/21/12 at 10:51 am to BobbyGoulet
Lindsay: It's George Michael, he told me. I think he wants a mother.
Michael: Well that's ridiculous. He's got you, he's got our mother. You'd think that would turn him off to the entire concept.
Michael: Lindsay, new outfit?
Lindsay: This? No, I've had this for years. I think it's a hand-me-down from Mom.
Michael: You got a price tag. Right there.
Lindsay: Is there? I guess she wanted me to have something new. Sweet old thing.
Michael: Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me. And where did you get that outfit?
Lindsay: Old thing got it for me.
Michael: Well that's ridiculous. He's got you, he's got our mother. You'd think that would turn him off to the entire concept.
Michael: Lindsay, new outfit?
Lindsay: This? No, I've had this for years. I think it's a hand-me-down from Mom.
Michael: You got a price tag. Right there.
Lindsay: Is there? I guess she wanted me to have something new. Sweet old thing.
Michael: Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me. And where did you get that outfit?
Lindsay: Old thing got it for me.
Posted on 11/21/12 at 10:51 am to BobbyGoulet
not a quote, but they're having a party in Lucille's apt. and they all start chanting SPEECH!! SPEECH!! SPEECH!! for no reason. and no one gives a speech 
Posted on 11/21/12 at 10:57 am to BobbyGoulet
Oh but the guys are tapped out. Well you better check your leases boys, b/c you're living in frick CITY
Posted on 11/21/12 at 11:03 am to BobbyGoulet
TO THE NUTS!!!
Posted on 11/21/12 at 11:21 am to BobbyGoulet
The whole "tiny teddy" sequence with Rita and Michael was always funny. You knew what was coming, but still...
Posted on 11/21/12 at 11:26 am to BobbyGoulet
I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with frick Mountain.
Posted on 11/21/12 at 11:34 am to The Seaward
Oh don't worry, I carry a spare.
I hope you also carry around a spare bowl of candy beans!!
Posted on 11/21/12 at 11:41 am to BobbyGoulet
Nothing going on at work so I'm watching it on my phone.
Another good sequence:
George: Whoa, whoa, whoa don't get involved. Believe me. When I thought your first wife was driving us apart I did not make a stink
Michael: She was my only wife, and you complained all the time, and she DIED...
George: Well, see, things have a way of working themselves out
Another good sequence:
George: Whoa, whoa, whoa don't get involved. Believe me. When I thought your first wife was driving us apart I did not make a stink
Michael: She was my only wife, and you complained all the time, and she DIED...
George: Well, see, things have a way of working themselves out
Posted on 11/21/12 at 11:42 am to The Seaward
quote:
Oh but the guys are tapped out. Well you better check your leases boys, b/c you're living in frick CITY
quote:
I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with frick Mountain
GOB is awesomePosted on 11/21/12 at 11:43 am to BobbyGoulet
Candy beans line is great.
Another Gob one from that same meeting after Sitwell insists one giving one house to a disadvantaged inner city family.
"Oh great, so the other 449 families live in fear? Is that what we are saying? I mean come on!"
Another Gob one from that same meeting after Sitwell insists one giving one house to a disadvantaged inner city family.
"Oh great, so the other 449 families live in fear? Is that what we are saying? I mean come on!"
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