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Does your wife/SO cook squirrels?
Posted on 10/11/12 at 7:22 pm
Posted on 10/11/12 at 7:22 pm
I lost my mom about 6 years ago. Although she was highly educated, she grew up dirt poor, and knew how to cook the game I killed. If I killed a mess of squirrels, she'd even make me seperate the young ones from the old ones, as it made a difference in how she'd prepare them. So my question is this......
If you walked into your house, threw a mess of 8 squirrels in the sink (cleaned of course), and told you wife "the sack that's got 5 in it are all young squirrels, and the sack that's got 3 in it had nuts on them the size of a boar hog", would she?
1. Vomit?
2. Start frying the young ones?
3. Start cutting the musk out of their arm/leg pits (mom used to do that), then ask you if you wanted her to fry the young ones tonight, or make squirrel and dumplings with old ones tomorrow, or something along those lines?
4. Look at you like you'd lost your fool mind?
5. Kick you out of your own house?
I'm just curious about the reaction of the OB ladies out there.
If you walked into your house, threw a mess of 8 squirrels in the sink (cleaned of course), and told you wife "the sack that's got 5 in it are all young squirrels, and the sack that's got 3 in it had nuts on them the size of a boar hog", would she?
1. Vomit?
2. Start frying the young ones?
3. Start cutting the musk out of their arm/leg pits (mom used to do that), then ask you if you wanted her to fry the young ones tonight, or make squirrel and dumplings with old ones tomorrow, or something along those lines?
4. Look at you like you'd lost your fool mind?
5. Kick you out of your own house?
I'm just curious about the reaction of the OB ladies out there.
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Posted on 10/11/12 at 7:23 pm to TigerTreyjpg
quote:
1. Vomit?
Posted on 10/11/12 at 7:25 pm to TigerTreyjpg
Mine would vomit
Posted on 10/11/12 at 7:26 pm to TigerTreyjpg
Mine rolled over one with her car right in front of the house once.
I walked out to the street, saw that the head had been crushed.
So I grabbed it, showed her how they're skinned, then seared it on the grill. I made her try it.
She liked it. But she hasn't rolled over anymore since.
I walked out to the street, saw that the head had been crushed.
So I grabbed it, showed her how they're skinned, then seared it on the grill. I made her try it.
She liked it. But she hasn't rolled over anymore since.
Posted on 10/11/12 at 7:26 pm to TigerTreyjpg
I do most of the cooking. My wife would not cook squirrels nor would she eat them. I have made some dam good squirrel gravy and my wife will not touch it
Posted on 10/11/12 at 7:28 pm to TigerTreyjpg
quote:
4. Look at you like you'd lost your fool mind?
Because she knows I do that kind of cooking. She don't eat them either but I love some fresh squirrels.
Posted on 10/11/12 at 7:29 pm to TigerTreyjpg
My mom can cook up some damn good shite. Mowmow is even better.
SO doesn't even know what a cleaned squirrel looks like
SO doesn't even know what a cleaned squirrel looks like
Posted on 10/11/12 at 7:29 pm to lsushelly
After she cleaned them she would ask how I wanted them cooked.
Posted on 10/11/12 at 7:30 pm to TigerTreyjpg
quote:Yes, or I belt her one across the face.
Does your wife/SO cook squirrels?
J/K, this ain't the 50's pal. Cook your own.
Cides, best cooks in the world are men.
quote:I mostly kill cat squirrels but when I would kill fox squirrels I'd separate them. Much tougher and have to cook longer.
she'd even make me seperate the young ones from the old ones, as it made a difference in how she'd prepare them.
If I'd kill real young cat squirrels I'd southern fry them.
Posted on 10/11/12 at 7:32 pm to TigerTreyjpg
quote:
I lost my mom about 6 years ago.
Sorry for your loss.
Now to answer your questions.
Mom is still alive & can cook the shite out of some squirrels. The wife can cook them to but as long as mom is around that's where the squirrels go
Posted on 10/11/12 at 7:33 pm to TigerTreyjpg
No she won't.
But I will!
But I will!
Posted on 10/11/12 at 7:33 pm to lsushelly
quote:Tell her it's chicken then tell her better, later.
My wife would not cook squirrels nor would she eat them. I have made some dam good squirrel gravy and my wife will not touch it
Posted on 10/11/12 at 7:35 pm to TigerTreyjpg
quote:
Does your wife/SO cook squirrels?
Yeah, but only if we run out or nutria.
Posted on 10/11/12 at 7:39 pm to TigerTreyjpg
i would get an assortment of 1, 3, and 5
Posted on 10/11/12 at 7:42 pm to LSUFan3434
Mine would vomit, curse me out, attempt to make me clorox the sink. Seriously, she'd have to checked into ER for trauma.
My mom on the other hand would scold me for being lazy and not cleaning the heads for the brains.
My mom on the other hand would scold me for being lazy and not cleaning the heads for the brains.
Posted on 10/11/12 at 7:43 pm to TigerTreyjpg
definitely, number 4...
Posted on 10/11/12 at 7:45 pm to TigerTreyjpg
quote:
4. Look at you like you'd lost your fool mind?
She loves when I cook anything I kill, but she only touches the deer ground. I have duck breast wrapped in bacon, jalapeño, and creme cheese in the oven right now. Just sent her a pic because she's at a concert, and she said, "you better have left overs!"
her dad never hunted, so when we were dating and she saw me cleaning anything for the first time she would almost puke. Now, after hangin with my momma, she's getting pretty good at cooking it Posted on 10/11/12 at 7:55 pm to TigerTreyjpg
Throw it out the door probably. She can cook but I cook the damn meat son, especially the wild game.
Posted on 10/11/12 at 8:07 pm to TigerTreyjpg
If there is a microwave method I can on to my lady there's a shot she would.
Posted on 10/11/12 at 8:16 pm to Capt ST
quote:mine would do it, if i agreed for her to call room service..
If there is a microwave method
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