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Posted on 7/15/13 at 5:59 pm to
Posted by ffishstik
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Posted on 7/15/13 at 5:59 pm to
Well, Bran is in place, so that's already teed up for all kinds of stuff.

I think the GNC is mostly accurate and that's ready to pop as well. I think Jon Snow will be the spark and that his "death" was a way to free him from his vows so that he could leave for Winterfell.
Posted by OMLandshark
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Posted on 7/15/13 at 6:31 pm to
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Agreed. I'm thinking the Freys will be completely toast/extinct in TWoW, and they are already. Walder is gonna dieeee, I'm guessing either at the hands of one of his kids/grandkids/greatgrandkids/bastards, Northerners, or Uncat/Brotherhood.


I'm going with a LF/Sansa combo, with Stoneheart and the Brotherhood taking down Riverrun.
This post was edited on 7/15/13 at 6:32 pm
Posted by BluegrassBelle
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Posted on 7/15/13 at 7:47 pm to
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I think the GNC is mostly accurate and that's ready to pop as well. I think Jon Snow will be the spark and that his "death" was a way to free him from his vows so that he could leave for Winterfell.


I really do enjoy the GNC.

I had seen parts of it but not read it all. I'm in Part 4 now. Good stuff.
Posted by Azazello
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Posted on 7/15/13 at 7:55 pm to
The North Remembers

Posted by ladytiger118
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Posted on 7/15/13 at 8:02 pm to
Does LF really care about the Freys killing Cat/getting vengeance? IMO, not really. Has to be something in it for him though for killing Walder. ...like a Riverlands title??
This post was edited on 7/15/13 at 8:03 pm
Posted by OMLandshark
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Posted on 7/15/13 at 8:11 pm to
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Does LF really care about the Freys killing Cat/getting vengeance? IMO, not really. Has to be something in it for him though for killing Walder. ...like a Riverlands title??


I think he did. Littlefinger doesn't love her, even if he thinks he does. He sees her as his ultimate prize that was stolen from him. Like the Starks before, the Freys have now taken Cat once and for all from him. Honestly, I'm thinking LF's original plan was waiting for Robb to be killed, which he knew wasn't far off, and deliver Sansa to Catelyn. He'd then crown her "Queen in the North", frick Cat, and then proceed to continue to make the realm bleed.

Even though he's going to really enjoy killing the Freys, that's not why he's doing it. It would be an incredibly strategically sound move. First Littlefinger has to wait to be summoned. I think LF is counting on the Northmen killing the Boltons, and that Cersei will command his untouched army of the Vale to retake the North. Littlefinger will humbly oblige.

Littlefinger will then summon all the Riverland lords to his side, and then enter the Twins for more Frey men. Littlefinger will then kill them all and free the Frey hostages and make them truly loyal to Sansa, the Queen in the North. Littlefinger is counting on this uniting the Northern houses around Sansa, but when he actually does arrive in Winterfell, he'll find out about Rickon's survival, and he won't take it very well.
Posted by ladytiger118
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Posted on 7/15/13 at 8:20 pm to
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Littlefinger will then summon all the Riverland lords to his side, and then enter the Twins for more Frey men. Littlefinger will then kill them all and free the Frey hostages and make them truly loyal to Sansa, the Queen in the North. Littlefinger is counting on this uniting the Northern houses around Sansa, but when he actually does arrive in Winterfell, he'll find out about Rickon's survival, and he won't take it very well.

Definitely agree. Should be interesting to see what happens when Davos finds him in Skagos.
Posted by ffishstik
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Posted on 7/15/13 at 9:00 pm to
What are the odds on UnCat killing Petyr?
Posted by BobBarker
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Posted on 7/15/13 at 9:02 pm to
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What are the odds on UnCat killing Petyr?


Low. Sansa is going to be the one to end Petyr.
Posted by NIH
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Posted on 7/15/13 at 9:08 pm to
how do i access the gnc?
Posted by NIH
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Posted on 7/15/13 at 9:09 pm to
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Littlefinger will then kill them all and free the Frey hostages and make them truly loyal to Sansa, the Queen in the North. Littlefinger is counting on this uniting the Northern houses around Sansa, but when he actually does arrive in Winterfell, he'll find out about Rickon's survival, and he won't take it very well.


Didn't Jaime have the Freys release them to the custody of the crown?
Posted by OMLandshark
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Posted on 7/15/13 at 9:12 pm to
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Didn't Jaime have the Freys release them to the custody of the crown?


Hence plan. Littlefinger won't know until he arrives there of their departure, but if they're released and free, it shouldn't be that much of a detriment to his plan.

Plus I think the Brotherhood is about to ambush the party taking the Frey's hostages to King's Landing. The Brotherhood may join forces with Littlefinger, and thus bring the hostages with her.
This post was edited on 7/15/13 at 9:16 pm
Posted by OMLandshark
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Posted on 7/15/13 at 9:13 pm to
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What are the odds on UnCat killing Petyr?


Low. She doesn't have a clue of the destruction Littlefinger has brought down about her family.
Posted by Dire Wolf
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Posted on 7/15/13 at 9:16 pm to
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They say that Greywater Watch moves, so I'm guessing it's like a huge houseboat(?). How crazy would THAT be?!



I am thinking an Island similar to the island in life of pi
Posted by ladytiger118
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Posted on 7/15/13 at 9:17 pm to
Agreed...guarantee if she knew about how he was responsible for Ned's beheading, she'd want to have LF's head on a spike .

I definitely think Sansa is going to be Littlefinger's undoing. She'll eventually find out that Petyr was behind Ned's beheading (and consequently, the subsequent demise/weakening of their house) and she's gonna be pissed and take a thing or two that she learned from his Game of Thrones playbook and own him at his own game.
This post was edited on 7/15/13 at 9:18 pm
Posted by Cosmo
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Posted on 7/15/13 at 9:20 pm to
Will Sansa lose her V card in WoW? I'd say its 50/50.

Odds on who pops her cherry:
littlefinger 2-1
Random Frey 4-1
Lem Lemoncloak 6-1
The Field 10-1
Hodor 20-1
Posted by OMLandshark
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Posted on 7/15/13 at 9:23 pm to
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Odds on who pops her cherry:


I'd say Harry is going to pop it according to Littlefinger's plan. Once the cherry is popped though, Littlefinger is going to be going to town on Sansa. The fact that she has a cherry is the only thing stopping him from screwing her right now.
This post was edited on 7/15/13 at 9:24 pm
Posted by ladytiger118
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Posted on 7/15/13 at 9:23 pm to
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Will Sansa lose her V card in WoW? I'd say its 50/50.


Oh, without a doubt, Sansa is going to have secks by the end of the series. I'm going to bet 75% chance she loses her maidenhood in TWoW.

quote:

Odds on who pops her cherry:
littlefinger 2-1
Random Frey 4-1
Lem Lemoncloak 6-1
The Field 10-1
Hodor 20-1


Hodor definitely has a chance.

I say it's either going to be Littlefinger or Harry...maybe the Hound as a wildcard for all those crazy SanSan fangirl shippers??
Posted by Cosmo
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Posted on 7/15/13 at 9:25 pm to
Bran should warg into Hodor and bang Meera, she wants Bran but his parts probably don't work.
Posted by ladytiger118
Member since Aug 2009
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Posted on 7/15/13 at 9:28 pm to
Poor Bran ...but paralyzed people can still have secks, I think?? I can definitely tell he wants Meera.

I cannot imagine Hodor having sex at all...Just...no.


So, now that we're betting our odds on when the Stark kids will get some, when is the next time Jon Snow has secks, especially in a cave?

I'm guessing it'll be in TWoW, with Val. Or maybe Mel.
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