re: Crackpot ASOIAF Theories SPOILERS

Pages 135-162

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The Tyrells will abandon Tommen for Aegon[perhaps opening the gates of KL] (135)
Argument over who is in better position btw Varys, Tyrion, and Petyr. (135-136)
Dany lands in the North-Tommen remains in power (136)
Dany lands in Dorne, Tommen and Myrcella are fricked (136)
Dany lands in the Iron Islands (136)
Little Finger will try to kill Rickon which will lead to Sansa killing LF (136)
The Stark crypt has ties to the Great Other (136)
Loras Tyrell is unharmed; Aurane Waters lies (136/142)
Arya's first faceless kill is using Varys to kill Kevan (136) wut
Sansa will fail to avenge her family; LF is too smart for her (136)
Good book suggestions for those who like ASOIAF (138)
Mel wrote Pink Letter; Jon and stannis unite to take North; Rickon shows up; Howland Reed shows up; Howland leads Jon to Lyanna's tomb and unveils either a hidden sword or hidden letter written by Ned (138)
Jeyne's mom was a maegi that used a potion on Robb to make him make bad decisions...(140)
End game is men vs Others (141)
Jon is ice (Stark) and Fire (Targ) and thus he is the end game (141)
End will result in 7 independent kingdoms again (141)
Arya will be the most badass faceless man if she learns to properly warg (142)
unCat will release Brienne and Jamie because she promised Brienne she would not stop her from going after Stannis when the time came (145)
Tyrion will end up as hand no matter who is the king (145)
Oberyn poisoned Tywin before Tyrion killed him (146)
LOTR v ASOIAF (146)
Kevan poisoned Tywin (148)
Tysaha poisoned Tywin; Tysha is Shae? (148) [Crackpipe theory if I ever saw one]
Varys sister Serra married Ilyrio; proimised to restore Blackfyre to the throne (149)
Varys had Eddard executed, not LF (149)
FSU band played GOT intro music (150) -no link=theory
Bloodraven isn't evil, just loyal to the Targs (151)
By end of book 6, Aegon/Varys will hold KL, LF holds the North, Wall will fall, Dany will be led into a Varys trap (154)
Varys has glamoured himself to hide his purple eyes (155)
Varys is Bloodraven warged into a runaway unsullied (155) [more crackpipe]
Jamie and Cersei are Targ Bastards in detail (159)
Jorah becomes Lord Commander of the Night's Watch as per his father's dying wish; Jon returns Longclaw to its rightful owner (161)
Lady Dustin is pro-Stark in detail (161)
Mance wrote the pink letter with some details (162)

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Pages 163-200

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Loras will kill Tommen (164)
Margery will kill Tommen (164)
Loras isn't at Dragonstone, but heading towards Aegon to arrange a marriage with Margery (166)
Stannis will burn Ramsey to death (166)
Dany's betrayal for love will be Barriston joining Septa Lemore/Ashara Dayne (166)
Aegon may marry both Dany and Margery as the original Aegon the Conqueror had 2 wives as well (166)
Littlefinger will march North with the Vale and surrendered Riverlands army under the pretext of facing off against Stannis but will instead destroy the Freys and then reveal Sansa as the Queen in the North (166)
Ramsey was an Other the whole time and Tyrion is pregnant with Varys' evil twin's child (166) [and now ASOIAF is a soap]
Jon Connington will reveal that Varys was the one who had sewn dissent between Rhaegar and Aerys; Dany will attempt to kill him with Drogon's flames but the fire will not kill him revealing him as a Blackfyre (167)
Stannis will stab Selyse in front of Mel trying to prove he really is AA...fail (169)
Aegon will be the last king of the Seven Kingdoms; will be aided by the Septa and Faith Militia (172)
Tyrion and the Second Sons will take Casterly Rock utilizing the drainage system (173)
Gendry may inherit Storm's end after Stannis' death? (173)
Varys riddle about the priest, king, and rich man is actually foreshadowing the three reasons people will love Aegon (175)
After Jon's death, the wildlings burn his body so he doesn't become an Other, but he doesn't burn in the flame, he is reborn as AA (177)
Valyrians never attacked Westeros because they feared the abilities of the wargs/CoTF possibly manipulating their dragons (188)
The COTF in a last ditch effort to drive back the Andals sailed to Valyria and attempted to warg into the dragons, but found them hard to control and led to the destruction of Valyria (188)
Jon is reborn as an Other to fulfill the House of the Undying prophecy of a "blue eyed king who cast no shadow raises a red sword in his hand" (189) [I thought it was an obvious reference to Stannis]
The House of the Undying prophecy about the beautiful woman being ravished by 4 dwarves refers to the 4 kings [Baratheon, Greyjoy, Lannister/Baratheon, Stark] destroying the realm of Westeros (190)
The House of the Undying prophecy about the corpse on the ship with bright eyes and a grey smile refers to either Victarion, Theon, or Euron (190)
The HotU prophecy about the great stone beast rising from a smoking tower refers to either Jon Snow or Jon Connington (190)
The HotU prophecy about the 4 dwarves and the woman refer to the manipulators [Tyrion, Ilyrio, Varys, and Littlefinger] (190)
Stannis is the Anti-AA. His actions open the door for an Other invasion, not prevent it. (191)
Stannis dies trying to kill Melisandre after she reveals that Jon is AA, not him (192)
Tywin is one of the orchestrators of the Purple Wedding. He used it as a way to get rid of Tyrion without resorting to kinslaying and got rid of Joffrey who needed a "sharp lesson". The aftermath would have left an easily manipulated Tommen on the throne (192)
Stannis isn't actually honorable at all. He is being controlled by a darkness that every honorable character is leery of. He will do anything to win regardless of whether his actions are honorable (192)
Stannis tried being honorable but got crapped on by life-shunned twice by Robert[Storm's End and King's Hand], ill wife, greyscale daughter, etc so he gave up on being honorable (192)
Littlefinger intercepted a letter from Lyana to her family that explained her love and intent to marry Rhaegar and spread rumors of Rhaegar kidnapping her. Brandon's death=Unwed Cat and a chance for him to marry her. [Basically he started 2 wars for Cat now ](194)
Others are actually the good guys (194)
The mother of Tyrion, Dany, and Jon Snow all died while giving birth to them. Coincidence or Destiny? (195)

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Pages 274-298

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Either Brienne dies protecting Jaime or they both die together; Maybe UnCat has him resurrected and his right hand is somewhat restored as well somehow...and he kills Cersei (274)
Detailed recap of Euron and Jaqen's dealings (274)
What did Euron's crew see that needed to be kept secret so bad that he cut the tongues off of all his crew? Did Euron have a really nasty salt wife? was it Fight Club? Or was it the dragon egg trade to kill Balon? (274)
Euron hired a faceless man who knocked Balon off a bridge and into the sea...since the trade was a life for the dragon egg; essentially Euron threw the egg into the sea as he said (275)
More Talk of Mance=Ser Arthur Dayne (276 and 279)
Ashara Dayne is still alive and perhaps has/had a role in the R+L=J cover-up (275)
Brandon Stark + Ashara Dayne = Darkstar (275)
After ToJ, Ned arrived at Starfell with Jon. While there, he slept with Ashara while comforting her over the death of Arthur-this would help explain Ned Dayne + the fact that Wylla was both Jon and Ned's milk mother. (276)
Dany's dragons are lightbringer, Drogo was Nissa Nissa, Dany was reborn in the flames under the bleeding star, and she drew from the fire a weapon to be used against the others. Dany is AA (276)
Mance is Dayne but also a faceless man. This would explain why no one in Winterfell recognized such a famous person (277)
Everyone is a faceless man (277)
CarsonRN + BluegrassBelle = Jon Snow (277)
The last person standing will be Hot Pie astride a giant Bread Dragon (277)
Euron's eye patch is hiding a purple eye (278)
Arya wargs into Drogon, destroys King's Landing and Casterly Rock, then eats Dany, then torches the others (280) [she seriously kills everyone in theory]
Hot Pie is R'llhor and Cold Pie is the Great Other (280)
Maybe Jojen is so in touch with his Green Dreams that he can communicate with the dead as well as he can the living-Howland is dead (280)
Howland Reed=Jojen theory (281)
A crannog is an artificial island found in Scotland or Ireland...Greywater Watch is an artificial island (282)
Crannogmen are cajuns (282)
3 Dragons are 3 titles for the same person (Lord Commander, King in the North, King of the Iron Throne) (282)
Jaime = AA (282)
Beric = AA...the end (282)
Varys has king's blood-his junk was used by a red god worshipper (283)
No, some God just wanted some nuts (283)
Why would Tyrion sleep with Shae if he hated whores so much unless Shae was a spy the whole time (284)
Tywin was the hand that had the passageways built to Chatayaya's (284)
The 7 represent the Starks: Ned=Father, Cat=Mother, etc (285)
The 7 represent characters but not just Starks: Jaime=Knight, Brienne=Maiden, Smith=Gendry (285)
Pale Mare=bloody flux, Kraken and dark flame=Victarion and red priest, Lion and Griffin=Tyrion and Connington, Sun's son=Quentyn Martell, Mummer's Dragon=Aegon, and Perfumed Seneschal=Hizdarh zo Loraq (285)
Perfumed Senschal=the boat Salaesari Qhoran (286)
Perfumed Seneschal=Varys (291)
List of Mystical beasts of Westeros (287)
Coldhands was a wight that Bloodraven warged into (288)
R+L=J proven with Ned's thoughts? (288)
Coldhands was a warg who died and warged into an Other/wight (288)
Jeyne's grandma was Maggie the Frog (290)
Jon is Dragonborn! (291)
Varys was born infertile and so he volunteered his junk as a way to keep the Blackfyre name alive somehow (291)
Final Epilogue will feature a current young character as a very old person telling a story to some young children (292)
The old person is Rickon...therefore Rickon=Smith (creates the story) and the 7 really are the Starks (292)
Varys was castrated by a Targ ritual (292)
Varys is a staunch Targ supporter who supports the best ruler for the realm (supported Rhaegar over Aerys and Aegon over Dany) (292)
Varys only told Aerys about Rhaegars plotting to get him to leave the Red Keep for the first time in 5 years and thus confirming to the world his craziness and unfitness to rule. (292)
The complete Blackfyre Theory in detail (292)
Littlefinger will win the Game of Thrones (292)
Hugo thinks one or all the dragons will die (296)
Ash Williams feels that at least one of the dragon's riders will die as well (296)
Maybe a missing Valyrian sword is in the Iron Throne (296)
Obsidian candles=candles in Hocus Pocus. If they are lit, magic shite can happen (297)
The weirwood trees will come alive somehow but hopefully not LOTR style (298)
Everybody hates Mereen/Dany (various pages)

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saintsfan92612's summaries of this thread

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I just gave this thread its first upvote!

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i just centered its chi

I thought it might be fun to talk about some of the less major houses for a bit. I'll start withe the Florents.

Anybody see any significant role for house Florent in the upcoming books? They seem to have been pretty loyal to Stannis (of course h is married to one of them). Also, they seem not to like the Tyrells much at all. And they have a marriage tie to Tarly I think though he's been on a different side then them. Also I think some of them have been making marriage ties with daughters of some of the more notable free folk/wildmen.

Aside from the Florents, are there any other minor or mid level houses you anticipate seeing or hope to see having a significant part to play from here on out?

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My plan is to reread the series pretty soon, because it's so intricate that I think it would be like reading it for the first time.

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It is close. There are some details I had forgotten, and some things you might have passed over quickly the first time through just stick out like a sore thumb. I read GoT so quickly that it seemed like Ned died very early on in the book. Well I'm about 40% through with GoT on my reread, and he's still alive and well. And there are some things that foreshadow things to come I didn't see the first time through.

I spent about 6 months last year reading the entire series. Started in March and read them all pretty much back to back. Some I had to wait a week or two before I could check them out from the library to my Kindle. I should have just bought them all to start with. They only give you 3 weeks before the rental is up, so I'd be about 60% through with one, it would expire, then I'd go buy it to finish it.

Took some time off and have been reading another series, and got to a stopping point on that so I went back to reread this series. It may be even better the 2nd time around. I figure I have some time before the next one will come out so why not a refresher.

my problem is on my first read through, i read them all in 2.5 weeks so for a while i blurred when things happened and where

Shelly's Northern Conspiracy Breakdown

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CarsonRN + BluegrassBelle = Jon Snow (277)

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my problem is on my first read through, i read them all in 2.5 weeks so for a while i blurred when things happened and where

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When did you eat sleep and shite? I know you didn't do anything else besides that if you finishes the series in 2.5 weeks. Takes me about a month to finish a book. I just read in bed at night. After dinner, taking care of my daughter, the dogs, and a bunch of other crap around the house. Maybe an hour or two before I go to sleep.