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The Taco Bell Doritos Locos commercial

Posted on 5/7/12 at 10:25 pm
Posted by PortCityTiger24
Member since Dec 2006
87455 posts
Posted on 5/7/12 at 10:25 pm
1.) Highly unlikely that a Mexican guy would drive 1000 miles for a taco.

2.) Even more unlikely that the hot girl would have went with that group of douchebags.

3.) They just drove like 3 days and instead of going inside to eat, or even going through the drive through, he goes inside and brings it out to the car??

4.) Does anyone actually know people who wear flannel shirts unbuttoned with 3 undershirts? Seems like this has been the "guy" dress code since the 90's in corny movies and commercials but I don't know anyone who actually dresses like that.

5.) Pretty sure the Asian guy who said he burst into tears yo while chewing with his mouth open is karmapol1ce


Overall I would say that these commercials suck pretty bad, but if you like it its cool.
Posted by Fearthehat0307
Dallas, TX
Member since Dec 2007
65256 posts
Posted on 5/7/12 at 10:27 pm to
quote:

1.) Highly unlikely that a Mexican guy would drive 1000 miles for a taco.

2.) Even more unlikely that the hot girl would have went with that group of douchebags.

3.) They just drove like 3 days and instead of going inside to eat, or even going through the drive through, he goes inside and brings it out to the car??

4.) Does anyone actually know people who wear flannel shirts unbuttoned with 3 undershirts? Seems like this has been the "guy" dress code since the 90's in corny movies and commercials but I don't know anyone who actually dresses like that.

5.) Pretty sure the Asian guy who said he burst into tears yo while chewing with his mouth open is karmapol1ce


holy mother of over analysis batman
Posted by PortCityTiger24
Member since Dec 2006
87455 posts
Posted on 5/7/12 at 10:29 pm to
Matt Christiano
Posted by Fearthehat0307
Dallas, TX
Member since Dec 2007
65256 posts
Posted on 5/7/12 at 10:32 pm to
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Matt Christiano
LINK
Posted by Dodgson
Member since Feb 2012
722 posts
Posted on 5/7/12 at 10:33 pm to
quote:

1.) Highly unlikely that a Mexican guy would drive 1000 miles for a taco.


I always thought it was odd that they drove for so long for a taco consisting of ingredients they could easily get at home. They could just top some doritos with lettuce/cheese/meat/whatever. Do they really need it in taco form that bad?
Posted by Fearthehat0307
Dallas, TX
Member since Dec 2007
65256 posts
Posted on 5/7/12 at 10:35 pm to
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They could just top some doritos with lettuce/cheese/meat/whatever.
just wouldnt be the same
Posted by Zamoro10
Member since Jul 2008
14743 posts
Posted on 5/7/12 at 10:37 pm to
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4.) Does anyone actually know people who wear flannel shirts unbuttoned with 3 undershirts? Seems like this has been the "guy" dress code since the 90's in corny movies and commercials but I don't know anyone who actually dresses like that.


Has anyone had that "commercial" group of friends ever? Has anyone ever known anyone that has had this inner-circle?

"I love how they have their diversity quota in: a Hispanic guy, a white guy, an Asian guy, and of course the cute white girl. The real guy, “Nat” is a chubby white guy from NY by the way."



So...no, a Mexican dude is apparently not driving almost 1000 miles for a Dorito taco.
Posted by Fearthehat0307
Dallas, TX
Member since Dec 2007
65256 posts
Posted on 5/7/12 at 10:38 pm to
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2. F*ck a Recession

Spend hundreds in gas for gas? Maybe I’m slightly biased here, but if a franchise has to make a commercial to tell people they use 100% beef in their tacos, it makes me suspicious. I smell more than just farts, I smell a scandal. Unless Matt’s car runs on smiles, I’m estimating a cost of $300 in gas to get Doritos Locos.
This post was edited on 5/7/12 at 10:38 pm
Posted by PortCityTiger24
Member since Dec 2006
87455 posts
Posted on 5/7/12 at 10:38 pm to
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4. For Here or To-Go?

In the commercial it shows Matt and his friends enjoying their spoils outside a Taco Bell. If I drive or ride 1000 miles for some damn tacos, I be damned if I’m not getting out of the car and eating inside.


Exactly

I googled the commercial and found this

LINK
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
131805 posts
Posted on 5/7/12 at 10:38 pm to
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just wouldnt be the same


correct

Cool Ranch coming to a Taco Bell near you this summer.
Posted by Fearthehat0307
Dallas, TX
Member since Dec 2007
65256 posts
Posted on 5/7/12 at 10:39 pm to
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I googled the commercial and found this
i didnt realize the intense hatred for this guy

i wonder if its going to reach jared fogle levels
Posted by PortCityTiger24
Member since Dec 2006
87455 posts
Posted on 5/7/12 at 10:40 pm to
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well played dumbass...now drive the frick back home


Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
72169 posts
Posted on 5/7/12 at 10:41 pm to
pretty sure these would be the greatest things ever if you were stoned

In fact I'm fairly certain they invented these things strictly to cater to stoners.
Posted by wish i was tebow
The Golf Board
Member since Feb 2009
46124 posts
Posted on 5/7/12 at 10:43 pm to
i get pissed every time i see that commercial
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