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The Taco Bell Doritos Locos commercial
Posted on 5/7/12 at 10:25 pm
Posted on 5/7/12 at 10:25 pm
1.) Highly unlikely that a Mexican guy would drive 1000 miles for a taco.
2.) Even more unlikely that the hot girl would have went with that group of douchebags.
3.) They just drove like 3 days and instead of going inside to eat, or even going through the drive through, he goes inside and brings it out to the car??
4.) Does anyone actually know people who wear flannel shirts unbuttoned with 3 undershirts? Seems like this has been the "guy" dress code since the 90's in corny movies and commercials but I don't know anyone who actually dresses like that.
5.) Pretty sure the Asian guy who said he burst into tears yo while chewing with his mouth open is karmapol1ce
Overall I would say that these commercials suck pretty bad, but if you like it its cool.
2.) Even more unlikely that the hot girl would have went with that group of douchebags.
3.) They just drove like 3 days and instead of going inside to eat, or even going through the drive through, he goes inside and brings it out to the car??
4.) Does anyone actually know people who wear flannel shirts unbuttoned with 3 undershirts? Seems like this has been the "guy" dress code since the 90's in corny movies and commercials but I don't know anyone who actually dresses like that.
5.) Pretty sure the Asian guy who said he burst into tears yo while chewing with his mouth open is karmapol1ce
Overall I would say that these commercials suck pretty bad, but if you like it its cool.
Posted on 5/7/12 at 10:27 pm to PortCityTiger24
quote:
1.) Highly unlikely that a Mexican guy would drive 1000 miles for a taco.
2.) Even more unlikely that the hot girl would have went with that group of douchebags.
3.) They just drove like 3 days and instead of going inside to eat, or even going through the drive through, he goes inside and brings it out to the car??
4.) Does anyone actually know people who wear flannel shirts unbuttoned with 3 undershirts? Seems like this has been the "guy" dress code since the 90's in corny movies and commercials but I don't know anyone who actually dresses like that.
5.) Pretty sure the Asian guy who said he burst into tears yo while chewing with his mouth open is karmapol1ce
holy mother of over analysis batman
Posted on 5/7/12 at 10:32 pm to PortCityTiger24
quote:LINK
Matt Christiano
Posted on 5/7/12 at 10:33 pm to PortCityTiger24
quote:
1.) Highly unlikely that a Mexican guy would drive 1000 miles for a taco.
I always thought it was odd that they drove for so long for a taco consisting of ingredients they could easily get at home. They could just top some doritos with lettuce/cheese/meat/whatever. Do they really need it in taco form that bad?
Posted on 5/7/12 at 10:35 pm to Dodgson
quote:just wouldnt be the same
They could just top some doritos with lettuce/cheese/meat/whatever.
Posted on 5/7/12 at 10:37 pm to PortCityTiger24
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4.) Does anyone actually know people who wear flannel shirts unbuttoned with 3 undershirts? Seems like this has been the "guy" dress code since the 90's in corny movies and commercials but I don't know anyone who actually dresses like that.
Has anyone had that "commercial" group of friends ever? Has anyone ever known anyone that has had this inner-circle?
"I love how they have their diversity quota in: a Hispanic guy, a white guy, an Asian guy, and of course the cute white girl. The real guy, “Nat” is a chubby white guy from NY by the way."
So...no, a Mexican dude is apparently not driving almost 1000 miles for a Dorito taco.
Posted on 5/7/12 at 10:38 pm to Fearthehat0307
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2. F*ck a Recession
Spend hundreds in gas for gas? Maybe I’m slightly biased here, but if a franchise has to make a commercial to tell people they use 100% beef in their tacos, it makes me suspicious. I smell more than just farts, I smell a scandal. Unless Matt’s car runs on smiles, I’m estimating a cost of $300 in gas to get Doritos Locos.
This post was edited on 5/7/12 at 10:38 pm
Posted on 5/7/12 at 10:38 pm to Fearthehat0307
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4. For Here or To-Go?
In the commercial it shows Matt and his friends enjoying their spoils outside a Taco Bell. If I drive or ride 1000 miles for some damn tacos, I be damned if I’m not getting out of the car and eating inside.
Exactly
I googled the commercial and found this
LINK
Posted on 5/7/12 at 10:38 pm to Fearthehat0307
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just wouldnt be the same
correct
Cool Ranch coming to a Taco Bell near you this summer.
Posted on 5/7/12 at 10:39 pm to PortCityTiger24
quote:i didnt realize the intense hatred for this guy
I googled the commercial and found this
i wonder if its going to reach jared fogle levels
Posted on 5/7/12 at 10:40 pm to Fearthehat0307
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well played dumbass...now drive the frick back home
Posted on 5/7/12 at 10:41 pm to PortCityTiger24
pretty sure these would be the greatest things ever if you were stoned
In fact I'm fairly certain they invented these things strictly to cater to stoners.
In fact I'm fairly certain they invented these things strictly to cater to stoners.
Posted on 5/7/12 at 10:43 pm to PortCityTiger24
i get pissed every time i see that commercial
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