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re: Let's Overanalyze "Home Alone" and "Home Alone 2"

Posted on 12/17/13 at 11:13 am to
Posted by CocomoLSU
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Posted on 12/17/13 at 11:13 am to
True. I wonder how much she actually gave them for it though...cuz when she's ruthlessly berating the counter worker at the D/FW airport (for no fricking reason, mind you), she is still wearing her earrings.
Posted by Dire Wolf
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Posted on 12/17/13 at 11:40 am to
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True. I wonder how much she actually gave them for it though...cuz when she's ruthlessly berating the counter worker at the D/FW airport (for no fricking reason, mind you), she is still wearing her earrings.


The mom is clearly an alcoholic who finishes off an expensive bottle of red before noon everyday. Why else would they be going to France for Christmas?

She was never desperate to find her son but she was desperate to prove that she didn't need rehab like many on her husbands side of family were calling for year.
Posted by beaverfever
Little Rock
Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 12/17/13 at 12:05 pm to
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I guess they never bothered to leave a message. Also I pointed it about early in the thread (so about 2 years ago...) but how shitty was the cop? Knocks on the door a few times then says "welp, nobody here! I'm out".

I'm not sure the legality of this, but if the Mcallisters were certain that Kevin was home, could they not authorize a locksmith to enter their home (maybe with a policeman present as well) to check on him?
lol this is the most glaring hole in the movie. Seriously if you weren't sure where your kid was in that situation you could have somebody inside your house in 15 minutes. What type of dbag cops just blow that off. In a rich suburb like that that'd be the big event of the day. Jesus tell your friend to go throw a brick through the window if necessary. There's no excuse not to get someone inside.
This post was edited on 12/17/13 at 12:07 pm
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
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Posted on 12/17/13 at 12:21 pm to
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BOOM


touche
Posted by LSUsmartass
Scompton
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Posted on 12/17/13 at 12:29 pm to
Has anybody talked about how the dad divorced his bitch wife, moved to California, became a drunk and then got eaten by sharks in the middle of Beverley Hills? I'm sure the drinking stemmed from Micheal Jackson raping his son.
Posted by BBONDS25
Member since Mar 2008
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Posted on 12/17/13 at 12:56 pm to
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OMLandshark

A year late.....
Posted by BilJ
Member since Sep 2003
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Posted on 12/17/13 at 1:17 pm to
kevin is clearly a sadist though. In Home Alone 2, you snapped the picture and had them caught red handed. There was no reason to lead them through your house of torture again except for the fact that he gets off on it
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19419 posts
Posted on 12/17/13 at 1:39 pm to
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There was no reason to lead them through your house of torture again except for the fact that he gets off on it


Which is exactly why they couldn't just tell the cops to bust down the door or something. Kevin would've ran whoever came through that door through the same torturous mechanisms. His blood lust knows no bounds. He will set booby traps until his hunger is satisfied.
Posted by prplhze2000
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Posted on 12/17/13 at 2:10 pm to
It's been almost 20 years. Kevins kid should be old enough
Posted by CocomoLSU
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Posted on 12/17/13 at 2:34 pm to
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A year late.....

This thread is 2+ years old FYI.
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 12/17/13 at 6:21 pm to
Lost in NY comes on at 7 sharp fellas.
Posted by AmosMosesAndTwins
Lake Charles
Member since Apr 2010
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Posted on 12/17/13 at 6:22 pm to
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Lost in NY comes on at 7 sharp fellas.


frick yeah! What channel?
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 12/17/13 at 6:26 pm to
AMC (1029 on Cox)
Posted by AmosMosesAndTwins
Lake Charles
Member since Apr 2010
17886 posts
Posted on 12/17/13 at 6:28 pm to
Annnnnnnd Record.

SUCK BRICK KID
Posted by LSUsmartass
Scompton
Member since Sep 2004
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Posted on 12/17/13 at 7:13 pm to
Would any fathers in here let their brothers call their little kid a little jerk? Kevin's dad is a huge pussy
This post was edited on 12/17/13 at 7:13 pm
Posted by LSUsmartass
Scompton
Member since Sep 2004
82361 posts
Posted on 12/17/13 at 7:14 pm to
Also, a house of 20 people and every single one over sleeps? Alarm clocks working or not. Has this been hit on yet?
This post was edited on 12/17/13 at 7:16 pm
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 12/17/13 at 7:21 pm to
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She was never desperate to find her son but she was desperate to prove that she didn't need rehab like many on her husbands side of family were calling for year


I'd say her motives are not to make sure that Kevin is safe. She clearly doesn't give that much of a frick about him, or really any of her kids. Her motives are entirely selfish and have to stem from her concern with what the neighbors and everyone else she knows finds out that she left Kevin home alone and especially if he gets hurt. She ignores Kevin about a minute after she walks in through the door.
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19419 posts
Posted on 12/17/13 at 7:26 pm to
I agree, she also displays this completely self absorbed lack of lack of reality in 2:LINY at the baggage claim. She just hands off Kevin's bag and says all nonchalant like "Kevin's not here"

It's not until Mr. McAllister asks her that she all the sudden cares that he's gone.

Recent update: at the police station she says she last saw Kevin at curbside check-in. What? you last saw your kid on the street at the airport and thought that was enough? WTF? Mr. McAllister is all like, um no bitch I saw him at the gate cause I was paying attention to our 10 year old at one of the most busy airports in the world, on one of the most busy travel days of the year. She was all like, oh yeah me too
This post was edited on 12/17/13 at 7:27 pm
Posted by JS87
Member since Aug 2010
16646 posts
Posted on 12/17/13 at 7:29 pm to
Anyone ever stayed at The Plaza?
Posted by GeauxColonels
Tottenham Fan | LSU Fan
Member since Oct 2009
25604 posts
Posted on 12/17/13 at 7:34 pm to
Nope.....but I have always wanted to ever since I saw this movie the first time.
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