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1st Woman President of the United States

Posted on 9/21/11 at 10:15 am
Posted by 2007lsuno1
Marietta, GA
Member since Aug 2009
6692 posts
Posted on 9/21/11 at 10:15 am
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1st Lady President
The year is 2016 and the United States has just elected the first woman (a Cajun) as President of the United States. Her name is Susan Boudreaux. A few days after the election the president-elect calls her father and says, 'So, Dad, I assume you will be coming to my inauguration? 'I don't think so. It's a 30 hour drive, your mother isn't as young as she used to be, and my arthritis is acting up again.' 'Don't worry about it Dad, I'll send Air Force One to pick you up and take you home and a limousine will pick you up at your door. 'Dad, I really want you to come. 'So Dad reluctantly agrees and on January 20, 2017, Susan Boudreaux is being sworn in as President of the United States. In the front row sits the new president's Dad and Mom. Dad has a senator sitting next to him and he leans over and whispers, 'You see that woman over there with her hand on the Bible, becoming President of the United States.’ The Senator whispers back, 'Yes I do. 'Dad says proudly, 'Her brother played football at LSU'.


Posted by uscpuke
Member since Jan 2004
6314 posts
Posted on 9/21/11 at 10:15 am to
DERF
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
86206 posts
Posted on 9/21/11 at 10:18 am to
LSU football would be better with a Boudreaux.
And a Thibodeaux. Maybe a Gautreaux. T-bobs about to graduate, we need another classic name.
Posted by c on z
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Posted on 9/21/11 at 10:19 am to
Danke!
Posted by RummelTiger
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Posted on 9/21/11 at 10:19 am to
:sigh:
Posted by ClientNumber9
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Posted on 9/21/11 at 10:21 am to
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2007lsuno1
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It's not to late to delete this account and start over.
Posted by 2007lsuno1
Marietta, GA
Member since Aug 2009
6692 posts
Posted on 9/21/11 at 10:24 am to
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It's not to late to delete this account and start over.


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Posted by Random LSU Hero
2014 NFL Survivor Champion (17-0)
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 9/21/11 at 11:00 am to
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It's not to late to delete this account and start over.



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