Time to pay up.. Check Memo ideas?

So it's that time of year.. for those of us who didn't catch the lucky breaks, got to drunk on Saturday night and forgot to update their lineup, drafted a running back who tackled himself on the one yard line, and/or drafted a kicker in the fourth round.. it's time to pay up.

So with that in mind, what are some good ideas to write on my 'check memo' to make the winner think twice about cashing it or at least get a good chuckle.

So far i've got

"Sexual Favors"
"Sex-Change Donation"

any ideas?