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re: Chuck Norris = The Non-LSU Version of Chad Jones (Classic Thread Bump)

Posted on 5/9/09 at 11:31 am to
Posted by TheBaker
Prairieville
Member since Jan 2004
4305 posts
Posted on 5/9/09 at 11:31 am to
Chad Jones once had sex in an 18 wheeler and ejaculated on the front seat. nine months later, Optimus Prime was born.
Posted by CollegeFBRules
Member since Oct 2008
24237 posts
Posted on 5/9/09 at 11:34 am to


Holy hell that's funny.
Posted by SloMeaux
Member since Sep 2004
23134 posts
Posted on 5/9/09 at 12:42 pm to
Chad Jones swings so hard that the catcher's head explodes! TRUE STORY!
Posted by lsudiva2010
2014 Class B BBall Champions
Member since Jan 2008
19302 posts
Posted on 5/9/09 at 1:13 pm to
Chad Jones can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chad Jones has 20/20 vision in the dark
Posted by Tigersicles
Metairie
Member since Feb 2009
639 posts
Posted on 5/9/09 at 1:20 pm to
quote:

TheBaker

The Chad Jones of this thread.
Posted by mhsdeuce07
Member since Dec 2006
8238 posts
Posted on 5/9/09 at 1:28 pm to
Chad Jones can kill two stones with one bird.
Posted by DevilDogTiger
RTWFY!
Member since Nov 2007
6362 posts
Posted on 5/9/09 at 1:30 pm to
Chad Jones doesn't teabag women... he potato sacks em'
Posted by mhsdeuce07
Member since Dec 2006
8238 posts
Posted on 5/9/09 at 1:32 pm to
Chad Jones can eat just one Lay's potato chip
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
62850 posts
Posted on 5/9/09 at 1:39 pm to
Chad Jones can make a paraplegic run for his life.

Bill Gates lives in fear for the day Chad Jones' PC crashes.

Chad Jone doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chad Jones goes killing.


It's almost like the older these get, the funnier they get...

ETA: Chad Jones is already halfway to Houston to kill me for misspelling his name.
This post was edited on 5/9/09 at 1:42 pm
Posted by TigersMaul Bammers
Normandy Park, WA
Member since Apr 2009
871 posts
Posted on 5/9/09 at 1:45 pm to
Les Miles tried to correct Chad Jones only twice: First, he told Chad you wear a hat low and tight on your head. Then, he told Chad, "it's pronounced Ark-an-saw."

You know the rest of the story . . .

Posted by JMB1964
Oscar, La.
Member since Jan 2007
427 posts
Posted on 5/9/09 at 2:27 pm to
Ya'll please continue, all this Chad Jones talk is making the swine flu geaux away.
Posted by Tiger4
Member since Jan 2009
8761 posts
Posted on 5/9/09 at 2:37 pm to
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Ya'll please continue, all this Chad Jones talk is making the swine flu geaux away.
You got the swine flu, Im gettting out of this thread. But if you do get well soon.
This post was edited on 5/9/09 at 3:27 pm
Posted by TheDoc
doc is no more
Member since Dec 2005
99297 posts
Posted on 5/9/09 at 2:40 pm to
Chad Jones mentally got rid of the swine flu in Louisiana.
Posted by philly444
stuck in contraflow
Member since Nov 2008
11341 posts
Posted on 5/9/09 at 2:45 pm to
this thread is beast
Posted by mhsdeuce07
Member since Dec 2006
8238 posts
Posted on 5/9/09 at 2:50 pm to
this threas is Chad Jones
Posted by IAmTheHatOnMilesHead
Team 31™
Member since Nov 2008
25971 posts
Posted on 5/9/09 at 2:51 pm to
Chad Jones once walked down the street with an erection. There were no survivors.
Posted by mhsdeuce07
Member since Dec 2006
8238 posts
Posted on 5/9/09 at 2:51 pm to
Posted by Tigersicles
Metairie
Member since Feb 2009
639 posts
Posted on 5/9/09 at 2:57 pm to
If Chuck Norris and Tim Tebow had a race, you know who would win? Chad Jones.
Posted by Tiger4
Member since Jan 2009
8761 posts
Posted on 5/9/09 at 3:04 pm to
quote:

If Chuck Norris and Tim Tebow had a race, you know who would win? Chad Jones.
Tim tebow, cries why would anyone think highly of him. To but in in a sentence with, more superior human beings, If Chad Jones is human.
Posted by Ash Williams
South of i-10
Member since May 2009
18144 posts
Posted on 5/9/09 at 4:13 pm to
Chad Jones went to the country to sign some autographs one day. When a young girl walked up with a baby lamb who had died during birth. Chad Jones walked up to the baby and touched it on its head. The baby lamb suddenly came back to life. Everyone was cheering and crying. Then all of a sudden Chad Jones tackled the baby lamb full speed and killed it. Just to remind everyone that Chad Jones giveth, and Chad Jones taketh away
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