Dear Texas,

Dear Texas,

I saw where a source says that the PAC 12 is looking to add you along with TTU, OU, and OSU if they expand. Hey, good for you! But there's something you should know.

If those teams are smart out there, they might listen to Colorado regarding you. I'm sure they will let you 'run the house' like you do in the Big XII. I look at you like the big bitch on a reality show. You run off bunk mates Nebraska and Colorado. Guess it could be said cousin Arkansas left the family years ago. Even ugly little sister A&M - the one who was always in your shadow is about to leave your house and get an invite to the Playboy mansion. Ain't that a hell of a note?

You don't want any part of the SEC. They play nice over there. You don't hear bickering between the schools because things are equal and it's not about one member - it's the SEC. Even Vandy would tell you, "Hey! STFU or GTFO."

Good luck with all that travel and matchups against those power houses. Hopefully Washington State or Utah will tell you to STFU when you get out of line because you will.

Hey if you take your BCS trophy and combine it with the PAC 12's, you still have more than Arkansas, Ole Piss, Mississippi State, Kentucky, Vandy, Georgia, and South Carolina.