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Why Gus Malzahn Will Be The Next Arkansas Head Coach

Posted on 11/8/12 at 11:06 pm
Posted by Max Guru
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 11/8/12 at 11:06 pm
It has almost became a no-brainer. The Arkansas job is "cousin Gus'" to turn down.

Here is why >

1) Fandom: Cousin Gus is IMMENSELY popular in northwest and central Arkansas. He guided northwest Arkansas', Springdale High School, to a second place finish in the national high school polls. Northwest Arkansas accounts for about 65% of all ticket sales. About 25% of the rest come from central Arkansas. Bottom line, cousin Gus will fill the Razorback Stadium seats from day one. This has to be AD Jeff Long's first priority from game 1 next season.

2) A Winner at every stop: In his first season as a head coach of an FBS program, he has Arkansas State in sole possession of first place in the Sun Belt Conference. And there are some pretty salty little teams in the Sun Belt this season. Anyone that watched his fast firing offense demolish Louisiana Monroe tonight should be in full agreement. He even took Tulsa to some phenominal seasons.

3) Disciplinarian: Cousin Gus is all about giving a kid a second chance, but he will boot dat @ss if a player doesn't heed the call to straighten up and fly right...Ala Michael Dyer.

4) Ace recruiter: Kids love to play for him. Gus is as real as they come. What you see is what you get. There is no BS that comes with cousin Gus.

5) National Championship ring: Does anyone really think Auburn would have won a national championship without Gus? Not many I bet.

6) Offensive genius: Cousin Gus has published 5 books on offensive strategies. He is the Wizard of Off. Chip Kelly owns multiple copies of cousin Gus' books. While defense may indeed win championships more often that not, Arkansas will never be able to field the 4 and 5 star defensive players to match defenses with Alabama, LSU, Georgia, or Florida. So high powered offense is the key to the kingdom at Arkansas, and cousin Gus is all that and a bag of chips with a 16 oz. bottle of RC Cola to boot. Plus, Arkansan's simply love their offensive game. Auburn won the NC on the strength of their offense, not their defense.

7) Lastly: Cousin Gus is just that in Arkansas, Cousin Gus. He is an Arkansas homeboy. If you check the records, some mighty notable coaches have strong Arkansas ties... Bear Bryant (born and raised), Jimmy Johnson, Barry Switzer, Tommy Tuberville, Frank Broyles, Butch Davis, Charlie Strong, and the list continues... Not too shabby for a little ole' state of only 3 million people.

8) One last big plus: His buyout at Arkansas State is tiddly winks compared to guys like Patterson and Gundy.

Posted by Marty McFrat
Arkansas hell
Member since Feb 2011
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Posted on 11/8/12 at 11:07 pm to
Nope
Posted by Latarian
Thug POS
Member since Jul 2010
27604 posts
Posted on 11/8/12 at 11:07 pm to
td;dr
Posted by JDM1992
In your head
Member since Dec 2011
15141 posts
Posted on 11/8/12 at 11:07 pm to
I thought we just decided who the next Arkansas coach would be
Posted by Mullen3:16
Nerlins, LA
Member since May 2012
4708 posts
Posted on 11/8/12 at 11:08 pm to
quote:

Gus Malzahn Will Be The Next Arkansas Head Coach


Yep
Posted by I Ham That I Ham
Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble
Member since Jan 2012
10773 posts
Posted on 11/8/12 at 11:09 pm to
quote:

Cousin Gus is IMMENSELY popular in northwest and central Arkansas.


Who told you that?
Posted by sorantable
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 11/8/12 at 11:10 pm to
Posted by Latarian
Thug POS
Member since Jul 2010
27604 posts
Posted on 11/8/12 at 11:10 pm to
Kristi
Posted by ocelot4ark
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2009
12458 posts
Posted on 11/8/12 at 11:13 pm to
quote:

Cousin Gus is IMMENSELY popular in northwest and central Arkansa


wutttt?
Posted by I Ham That I Ham
Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble
Member since Jan 2012
10773 posts
Posted on 11/8/12 at 11:14 pm to
that's what I thought. this guy must not live in the same parts of Arkansas that I do.
Posted by Max Guru
Member since Sep 2012
531 posts
Posted on 11/8/12 at 11:17 pm to
quote:

that's what I thought. this guy must not live in the same parts of Arkansas that I do.


...so if Jeff Long hires gus, you won't be attending any games?
Posted by JDM1992
In your head
Member since Dec 2011
15141 posts
Posted on 11/8/12 at 11:18 pm to
Now how the frick did you come up with that conclusion
Posted by dawgdayafternoon
Jacksonville, GA
Member since Jul 2011
21583 posts
Posted on 11/8/12 at 11:18 pm to
Gus was like "SHUT UP!"
Posted by Max Guru
Member since Sep 2012
531 posts
Posted on 11/8/12 at 11:20 pm to
sorantable, i can understand why someone from mississippi would not want to see gus at the helm in arkansas. you guys could barely beat john l smith.
This post was edited on 11/8/12 at 11:22 pm
Posted by TheCheshireHog
Cashew Chicken Country
Member since Oct 2010
40855 posts
Posted on 11/8/12 at 11:22 pm to
Cousin Gus?
Posted by Max Guru
Member since Sep 2012
531 posts
Posted on 11/8/12 at 11:26 pm to
quote:

Cousin Gus?


...it's a euphemism for gus bad@ss malzahn.
This post was edited on 11/8/12 at 11:28 pm
Posted by stho381
Lafayette, LA
Member since Jan 2012
4628 posts
Posted on 11/8/12 at 11:31 pm to
quote:

5) National Championship ring: Does anyone really think Auburn would have won a national championship without Gus? Not many I bet.


Yes. Cam Newton was the reason, not "Cousin Gus".

AU with Gus and not Newton = 8-5
Posted by I Ham That I Ham
Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble
Member since Jan 2012
10773 posts
Posted on 11/8/12 at 11:38 pm to
quote:

...so if Jeff Long hires gus, you won't be attending any games?



I'm just saying Gus is not this super popular coach among Hog fans like you say he is. I will go to games regardless of the coach.
Posted by Max Guru
Member since Sep 2012
531 posts
Posted on 11/8/12 at 11:43 pm to
quote:

I'm just saying Gus is not this super popular coach among Hog fans like you say he is. I will go to games regardless of the coach.


...i am just one outsiders opinion, but i did take the time to weigh the positives of arkansas hiring gus. i really couldn't find any serious negatives. maybe you know something i don't?

i can't say for sure, but i don't think very many arkansans will be jumping off the bus if gus is hired.

from an outsiders point of view, gus looks like a great fit.
Posted by I Ham That I Ham
Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble
Member since Jan 2012
10773 posts
Posted on 11/8/12 at 11:47 pm to
quote:

...i am just one outsiders opinion, but i did take the time to weigh the positives of arkansas hiring gus. i really couldn't find any serious negatives. maybe you know something i don't?
i can't say for sure, but i don't think very many arkansans will be jumping off the bus if gus is hired.
from an outsiders point of view, gus looks like a great fit.



Well then I'll tell you as an insider (I've lived in Little Rock or Fayetteville my whole life) that Gus is not widely popular. I think the majority of Hog fans would be okay with it if he was hired but there is definitely a sizable segment of people that don't care for him.
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