CtotheVrzrbck Arkansas Fan WeWaCo Member since Dec 2007 34562 posts
Which team should the user "Dumpster Fire" be a fan of?Posted by CtotheVrzrbck on 12/7/12 at 2:34 am
Mr. Dumpster Fire sir,
We here at the tFlagship have enjoyed your company and we'll have not so fond memories of our time together. One day, maybe we'll look back and 'Smile'. I thankfully feel the need to inform you that our time together as your favorite and chosen team, has dutifully run its course.
Not everything was bad, we did have some ups like winning on the road at Auburn easily, there was the mega nasty beatdown on Kentucky where rather than continue the game after a 2nd storm delay, the league just called it off. We laughed at ourselves together, we cried together, we felt nothingness together.
Alas, it is time we part ways. Your accompaniment is in dire need in Knoxville with the University of Tennessee at the moment. tBeacon feels it would be uncouth of us to delay your departure a moment longer. Coach Bielema has brought to us the bastion of hope we've sorely needed the last few months. God speed, may the ire of the Lords be with you and may you bring chaos wherever you may go as you specialize well in.